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[Sublime]

I really hope you didn't choose chicken. Terrible flavour.

 

[bombersfan4000]

Couple of my mates are chubby chasers; I like curves, but I don't get it.

easier work to reach the end goal

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Women don't know shit.

From someone who goes to cheap nightclubs then complains there are bogans.

 

[Damon_3388]

I've got a bit of a Tinder dilemma. About 2 months ago I went out with a Tinder match and long story short managed to have sex with her on the first date. Well done me. She was a good root and we did that a few more times over the next week or so before I just said to her via text of course that I didn't really want to see her anymore as I wasn't ready for a relationship which was bs but an easy cop out.

So then about a few weeks ago I go out with another tinder match. We've been out 3 times and she's nice we get on well bit I could never get a read in her so I wasn't super fussed.

So it had been a bit I've time before I'd had any action so I messaged this bird that I rooted before. Long story short she is now happy to be my root buddy whenever I so desire no strings attached. No bad.

But now this other bird keeps messaging me more than she has before and seems pretty keen as am I to see her again.

So my dilemma is if I keep rooting this bird (got one lined up for Sunday night) and still keep seeing the other one who I haven't had sex with is that ok to keep 2 on the go. There's no exclusivity at all it's only been 3 dates. Can I do both. What's the etiquette. I guess I wouldn't like it if she was rooting someone not be side. But we aren't exclusive though.
Not sure what to do.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

From someone who goes to cheap nightclubs then complains there are bogans.

I don't complain about bogans there

 

[Taylor]

You can sleep with two girls at the same time, just don't give the impression that you're being exclusive by saying things like: "you're the only one" or "no, I'm only doing this with you".

If she asks if you're checking the oil elsewhere, act cautious and say: "i didn't think you wanted to get so serious so fast, if you do that's fine I just didn't want to assume you were that into me"

Then she is embarassed for asking. Just don't tell her she is the only one if she isn't

 

[brahj]

Here I am wondering whether to have chicken or beef noodles for lunch, and you come out with this!

Choose both, just be careful with your story.

 

[akkaps]

 

[manureid]

Shag as many as possible until your old fella asks for a break.

 

[The Sultan]

I've got a bit of a Tinder dilemma. About 2 months ago I went out with a Tinder match and long story short managed to have sex with her on the first date. Well done me. She was a good root and we did that a few more times over the next week or so before I just said to her via text of course that I didn't really want to see her anymore as I wasn't ready for a relationship which was bs but an easy cop out.

So then about a few weeks ago I go out with another tinder match. We've been out 3 times and she's nice we get on well bit I could never get a read in her so I wasn't super fussed.

So it had been a bit I've time before I'd had any action so I messaged this bird that I rooted before. Long story short she is now happy to be my root buddy whenever I so desire no strings attached. No bad.

But now this other bird keeps messaging me more than she has before and seems pretty keen as am I to see her again.

So my dilemma is if I keep rooting this bird (got one lined up for Sunday night) and still keep seeing the other one who I haven't had sex with is that ok to keep 2 on the go. There's no exclusivity at all it's only been 3 dates. Can I do both. What's the etiquette. I guess I wouldn't like it if she was rooting someone not be side. But we aren't exclusive though.
Not sure what to do.

First of all I’m going to assume you “gloving up” if you’re seeing more than one person it is only common courtesy.

Unless you’ve specified that you are being exclusive you don’t need to tell unless asked, and then pass it off as a “ I see this chick every now and then, nothing to it, just a bit of fun”. on the flip side you've got to be prepared for the fact that she may be seeing others also.

I had four “fun buddies” on the go once, never lied to any of them…

 

[T2B_]

I had four “fun buddies” on the go once

Strong avatar to post content ratio...

 

[MrNatural]

It's a good dilemma to have multiple girls on the go.
Makes your life interesting and exciting.
I have one on the go but trying to get a couple others back into the mix who I haven't shagged for like a month or so.
The thrill of the chase is the best part

 

[The Sultan]

It's a good dilemma to have multiple girls on the go.
Makes your life interesting and exciting.
I have one on the go but trying to get a couple others back into the mix who I haven't shagged for like a month or so.
The thrill of the chase is the best part

indeed it is.... im also married (wife knows and cool with it) so throw that in the mix and The Sultan is a pretty content man...

in regards to the previous conversations about fatties, im in my mid/late 30's so most (not all) woman my age are carrying a few extra kegs and have probably punched out a few kids so doesnt worry me too much, but there is a diff bw a few kegs and chicks that are easily cracking the ton.

But saying that have had few woman in late 30s/early 40s with bodys like 20 year old mix that with the wisdom of age and were set for some sexy times

 

[MrNatural]

indeed it is.... im also married (wife knows and cool with it) so throw that in the mix and The Sultan is a pretty content man...

in regards to the previous conversations about fatties, im in my mid/late 30's so most (not all) woman my age are carrying a few extra kegs and have probably punched out a few kids so doesnt worry me too much, but there is a diff bw a few kegs and chicks that are easily cracking the ton.

But saying that have had few woman in late 30s/early 40s with bodys like 20 year old mix that with the wisdom of age and were set for some sexy times

Being a bloke with a few too many kg's i can't complain too much if a girl im seeing has a few extra
A few extra is alright, but like you say, if they are same weight as you or more thats pushing it

 

[The Sultan]

Being a bloke with a few too many kg's i can't complain too much if a girl im seeing has a few extra
A few extra is alright, but like you say, if they are same weight as you or more thats pushing it

yeah im over 6' and carry a few extra round the midriff so im pushing a ton, so if i think a chick weighs more than me it a pass.

 

[Beerfish]

indeed it is.... im also married (wife knows and cool with it) so throw that in the mix and The Sultan is a pretty content man...

in regards to the previous conversations about fatties, im in my mid/late 30's so most (not all) woman my age are carrying a few extra kegs and have probably punched out a few kids so doesnt worry me too much, but there is a diff bw a few kegs and chicks that are easily cracking the ton.

But saying that have had few woman in late 30s/early 40s with bodys like 20 year old mix that with the wisdom of age and were set for some sexy times

So does she get out there too?

 

[Big Bryza]

So does she get out there too?

You bet she does

 

[The Sultan]

So does she get out there too?

indeed she does, price i have to pay i guess

You bet she does

you been keeping her warm for me Bryza

 

[Beerfish]

indeed she does, price i have to pay i guess

Do you ever talk about it or is it 'whatever happens outside the marriage stays outside the marriage'?

 

[The Sultan]

Do you ever talk about it or is it 'whatever happens outside the marriage stays outside the marriage'?

nah its a sort of a case of don't ask don't tell, we'll let each other know when where "going out"

 

[Beerfish]

nah its a sort of a case of don't ask don't tell, we'll let each other know when where "going out"

That's amazing. Aren't you worried that she might accidentally find someone she likes more than you?

 

[Rough_Edges]

Brilliant

Best use of gif in a while congrats

 

[Stratton_Gun]

lol "brb honey going to screw another guy"

 

[Rough_Edges]

a moment just then

Some bird (large)

Holding up top

"Bored, drunk and want to give head"

 

[MrNatural]

Been seeing a girl I met on tinder for a few weeks.
I live in outer SE Melb and she lives out near Traralgon which is about 1.5 hrs drive.
Wasn't a big deal to me (I work about 45 mins away) and didn't seem to be to her.
We got on like a house on fire, so I wasn't too concerned with the travel.
Then over the last week, she's been super slow to respond to texts, when previously she was quick, so my alarm bells starting ringing.
So I asked her if there was an issue.
She tells me she had done some thinking and decided that she couldn't do the "long distance thing".
I'm sceptical as to whether that is the actual reason, and I did question her but she said it was solely a distance issue
My question is, how far is too far? When does distance become an issue?