Computers & Internet Tinder

[Sublime]

Can i have your subway?

 

[MrNatural]

Can i have your subway?

The best one in that vid is:
"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

 

[Pea Nut]

wat

Holy **** this is good:

this is a ******* gold mine

You're welcome !!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Pickup lines are supposed to be bad. That said, often the content of it has nothing to do with why the girl responds well to it, it's more the fact that the guy clearly doesn't mind a bit of fun and isn't a complete bore. Something a bit different piques the interest.

EXACTLY

 

[T2B_]

Pickup lines are supposed to be bad. That said, often the content of it has nothing to do with why the girl responds well to it, it's more the fact that the guy clearly doesn't mind a bit of fun and isn't a complete bore. Something a bit different piques the interest.

Welp, must be my problem. I'm too nice and play it safe.

 

[Sublime]

Welp, must be my problem. I'm too nice and play it safe.

I've never used tinder myself, but pretty much everything points to a sense of humour being a positive. Something to make you different from the pack and notice you. When you see hotties with average guys? Chances are they're fun as shit to be around (or loaded). If you're not loaded, at least be the next best thing.

 

[saj_21]

I've been on and off tinder for almost 2 years, during that time i've spent weeks off it a time, saw one girl for 7/8 months and didn't use it. We got along really well, she went overseas for a month and came back, i could tell she wasn't interested anymore and we stopped seeing each other. Aside from that it has been a real mixed bag, some girls were just a one off hook up, some were regulars over a few weeks/couple of months and a few first dates that lead to nothing and a lot of pointless convos.

I find a lot of girls are just on tinder as a boredom killer or to boost their instagram/snapchat numbers. A lot of them say my friend signed me up, just on here for a look which is code i'm too embarrassed to admit i want to try internet dating. This lead to a fair few of those pointless conversations. I don't head out very often on saturday nights, so tinder is a way for me to still meet girls. Not desperate for a relationship, but don't want to be on my own all the time. If i meet a girl i really like and something serious develops from there then i'm all for it.

One thing that annoys me is not so much girls that don't respond, its the ones you have a conversation with and either take ages to reply. And generally early on in the conversation a lot of questions are asked to get to know some more about each other. So when girls just simply respond with an answer and no follow up question it makes it bloody hard for the conversation to flow.

Girls who cancel on dates, i've become very short with girls when they cancel, i use to give them a couple of chances but now because it was happening all too regularly i just give them the flick and move on.

 

[MrNatural]

Super annoying when you need to be the one who keeps the convo going.
If you want something to happen you need to push the issue, but then if you're the one sending all the messages it comes across as desperate.
So hard to get the balance right.

 

[iDon]

Why don't you post what you have in your profile and/or what sort of photos you have in your profile?

I know on reddit they have a thread for people to do that and recieve critque on their profile.

 

[T2B_]

I've never used tinder myself, but pretty much everything points to a sense of humour being a positive. Something to make you different from the pack and notice you. When you see hotties with average guys? Chances are they're fun as shit to be around (or loaded). If you're not loaded, at least be the next best thing.

Neither, but like you I was talking in a fairly general sense, which I guess applies to Tinder or any method of meeting and communicating with females.

 

[No.19]

Welp, must be my problem. I'm too nice and play it safe.

wtf is welp?

 

[T2B_]

wtf is welp?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Welp

 

[Nothing]

These are some of the worst lines I've ever read. The fact they have worked probably saysol more about the girl than it does about you.

They're acute angles. Don't be so obtuse.

 

[raven echo]

Super annoying when you need to be the one who keeps the convo going.
If you want something to happen you need to push the issue, but then if you're the one sending all the messages it comes across as desperate.
So hard to get the balance right.

Such a nightmare when that happens. When you're putting all the effort into getting the convo going and getting very little back, it's extremely frustrating.

 

[King Elvis]

Such a nightmare when that happens. When you're putting all the effort into getting the convo going and getting very little back, it's extremely frustrating.

Say something outrageous, then either delete them or ignore them.

 

[ShanDog]

Sometimes I wish I was a single bloke. I really feel as though I have heaps of game that I never had the opportunity to tap into, and would be quite successful in this day and age with the Tinders and the Snapchats.

Enjoy the flirting people. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And share it with your mate ShanDog...

 

[ShanDog]

Reading that post over, it seems very douchy.

I love my wife and family, I swear!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

****ing douche.

 

[ShanDog]

If you think of it as the same as when you think "Gee I wish I could be back at school knowing what I know now - I wouldn't have been so dorky/unattentive/awkward", it doesn't sound so douchy!

 

[Sublime]

If you think of it as the same as when you think "Gee I wish I could be back at school knowing what I know now - I wouldn't have been so dorky/unattentive/awkward", it doesn't sound so douchy!

Imagine being back at school with tinder. Ooh la la.

 

[RU_]

Imagine being back at school with tinder. Ooh la la.

"Kilometre range: 2km"

 

[King Elvis]

Run with the 'a dick in the pants is safe, but that's not what dicks are built for,' line.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

holy shit

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

das it mane

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

It's not working so far