Computers & Internet Tinder

[iDon]

Clearly we all know what girls you usually match with. If she is far and away out of your league then I just assume bot and delete. No point being hung up on matching with bots

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[Xtreme]

^ Would wife if it wasn't for the anal thing

 

[Drama]

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Tinder has been a godsend for overweight girls.

 

[Juddy88]

The dead giveaway of a bot is when they are always active X secs ago.
Soon as i see that, automatic report and unmatch

Yeah good point, not sure how I missed that one. Sometimes though if you're swiping art in the early am they won't be on 0 mins ago. But yep dead giveaway.

Bird is supposed to be coming round tonight, haven't met her but looks decent.

 

[dales.girl38]

Got a 2nd tinder date tomorrow. If I stop posting, please tell my mum I love her xox.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Got a 2nd tinder date tomorrow. If I stop posting, please tell my mum I love her xox.

Ermehgerd have fun and don't get murdered xo

 

[Smeg Head]

Ermehgerd have fun and don't get murdered xo

Next thing you know... Bombres2003.

 

[dales.girl38]

Next thing you know... Bombres2003.

I have a no Essendon fans policy that I strictly uphold

 

[Smeg Head]

I have a no Essendon fans policy that I strictly uphold

A solid rule for any sensible person to live by.

 

[King Elvis]

^ Would wife if it wasn't for the anal thing

Wait... What?

If it WASNT for the anal thing; what the ****?

Dales - good luck with Netflix and chill.

 

[dales.girl38]

Dales - good luck with Netflix and chill.

Not going to his place, I wasn't born yesterday

 

[Xtreme]

Wait... What?

If it WASNT for the anal thing; what the ****?

Dales - good luck with Netflix and chill.

anal sex is gross

 

[King Elvis]

anal sex is gross

Wut.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Depends how hot they are tbf

 

[Xtreme]

Wut.

The girl's profile said to add an l to the end of her name for a good time

it's plain as day what she's after

i'm not going there

 

[Prudster]

I have a no Essendon fans policy that I strictly uphold

How do you feel about Hawthorn supporters?

I hear Stratton_Gun is single...

 

[dales.girl38]

How do you feel about Hawthorn supporters?

I hear Stratton_Gun is single...

They're okay. But I don't date teenagers.

 

[HBF]

Got a 2nd tinder date tomorrow. If I stop posting, please tell my mum I love her xox.

Hope it all goes well DG38.

 

[King Elvis]

The girl's profile said to add an l to the end of her name for a good time

it's plain as day what she's after

i'm not going there

Yea, she's after anal - that's a positive, not a negative!

 

[Juddy88]

Yea, she's after anal - that's a positive, not a negative!

Don't bother. He's a lost cause.

 

[Xtreme]

Don't bother. He's a lost cause.

Anal is disgusting!

That's all i'm saying

 

[King Elvis]

Only if you do it wrong.

 

[craigos]

Anal is disgusting!

That's all i'm saying

Use some quality lube next time and it'll feel better for ya

 

[Juddy88]

Anal is disgusting!

That's all i'm saying

This guy.