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[iDon]

Tinder deleted. Progressing that Tinder has run its purpose.

 

[dales.girl38]

Do I hear wedding bells?

You hear 'things are going well and we'll see how it goes' bells

 

[King Elvis]

Have you spent two hours talking to him on the phone while he's waiting for a flight?

I didn't think so.

Until you have, don't get excited about it potentially being a relationship.

 

[Xtreme]

Have you spent two hours talking to him on the phone while he's waiting for a flight?

I didn't think so.

Until you have, don't get excited about it potentially being a relationship.

Did lol

 

[ShanDog]

I am staunchly of the belief that you should avoid farting in front of chicks.

Exception are your sister (because **** her), and your partner WHEN IT'S THE ODD FART IN A COMICAL FASHION.

SO much this.

Worst mistake I ever made was telling my wife (girlfriend at the time) to stop holding in farts and making her stomach sore around me, thinking it would give me the green light to do it whenever.

The moment she pushed one out, my whole world collapsed.

 

[Sublime]

SO much this.

Worst mistake I ever made was telling my wife (girlfriend at the time) to stop holding in farts and making her stomach sore around me, thinking it would give me the green light to do it whenever.

The moment she pushed one out, my whole world collapsed.

A common mistake unfortunately.

Guy farts generally aren't too bad because they're let out on a regular basis. Girl farts have been brewing and stewing for years and years, just begging for the moment when prince charming comes along to kiss the fair maiden and allow her to release the beast. Don't get too close, fair chance you could lose your eyebrows.

 

[GreyWind]

 

[Slax]

Anal is disgusting!

That's all i'm saying

All said and done, most things sexual are disgusting, just that the naughty things in life are often nice.

When you really think about it and your problem with anal is the fact that it is the exhaust pipe, then why would oral be acceptable by those standards?

 

[King Elvis]

Slax is right, there is nothing wrong with rimjobs either.

 

[Xtreme]

All said and done, most things sexual are disgusting, just that the naughty things in life are often nice.

When you really think about it and your problem with anal is the fact that it is the exhaust pipe, then why would oral be acceptable by those standards?

Now you're just arguing semantics

I could tell another weird Xtreme fact about oral I have said too much already though.

 

[King Elvis]

You don't like it?

 

[Xtreme]

You don't like it?

No problems doing it on a girl

My only problem when the role is reversed is the "conclusion", ain't no way I am kissing someone after THAT

 

[King Elvis]

Hahahaha..... Sigh.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

As long as I haven't you know what in their mouth then it would be fine to kiss them after

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I find women farting, burping etc etc disgusting but they are human

 

[dales.girl38]

I find women farting, burping etc etc disgusting but they are human

It's not exactly an attractive quality of men, either.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

No problems doing it on a girl

My only problem when the role is reversed is the "conclusion", ain't no way I am kissing someone after THAT

Are you 12?

 

[King Elvis]

It's not exactly an attractive quality of men, either.

I don't get these couples who have an open toilet door understanding; keep it discreet and private.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

It's not exactly an attractive quality of men, either.

I would say it's more of a masculine than feminine thing to do which is why it is seen as even less desirable within females and more culturally acceptable within a group of males.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I don't get these couples who have an open toilet door understanding; keep it discreet and private.

I'm all about the closed door

 

[dales.girl38]

I would say it's more of a masculine than feminine thing to do which is why it is seen as even less desirable within females and more culturally acceptable within a group of males.

It's a shame you weren't born in the 1920s.

 

[Damon_3388]

I don't get these couples who have an open toilet door understanding; keep it discreet and private.

I'm all about the closed door

That feel when your toilet is right next to your bedroom, and you have a woman over, and really need to take a shit in the middle of the night or early in the morning, and you shut the door, but everything is really quiet, and you have to try to squeeze it out silently without that initial farty echo ringing out loudly, obviously and embarrassingly from the bowl.

 

[Damon_3388]

I would say it's more of a masculine than feminine thing to do which is why it is seen as even less desirable within females and more culturally acceptable within a group of males.

Anyone (male or female) who farts without suppression, or talks about farting or any toilet activities openly in public just comes across like a crass idiot IMO. I understand it's all part of natural human bodily function, but talking about it openly in public just comes across as tasteless and classless.

 

[kfc1]

Tasteless crew checking in

 

[HirdyLannister]

Tasteless crew checking in

Ditto

It's apart of life, pretending it doesn't exist or going out of your way to "let one rip" is childish.
Oh course you don't fart everywhere but once I'm home or using a toilet I don't have consciously remind myself "I better make this quiet because the missus might hear it even though I'm in the toilet where farting is ment to happen".