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Xtreme pre-discovery of chick liking anal

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Is anybody willing to admit that they're paying for tinder?
 

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Drama said:
Is anybody willing to admit that they're paying for tinder?
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some of the lads paid for it so they could start swiping in Geraldton the week before we had to play up there so they could get a head start haha.
 
bok_party said:
some of the lads paid for it so they could start swiping in Geraldton the week before we had to play up there so they could get a head start haha.
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Was it a successful venture?
 
Drama said:
Was it a successful venture?
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Haha depends. Some of the boys already had girlfriends so they were just keen to head out. A few of them didn't even need tinder to score while a couple were successful with it. To be fair, the quality of the girls there weren't great but they don't really have standards....

They have found they have had far more matches since paying for it.
 
bok_party said:
Haha depends. Some of the boys already had girlfriends so they were just keen to head out. A few of them didn't even need tinder to score while a couple were successful with it. To be fair, the quality of the girls there weren't great but they don't really have standards....

They have found they have had far more matches since paying for it.
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"Some of the boys"
"They"

You paid for tinder ...
 
Xtreme said:
A good line is worth it's weight in gold

1) I've sung the chorus from Sweet Caroline to a girl named Caroline and it actually worked (despite the fact you would think everyone has used it before lol).

2) This happened recently - I didn't sing it, but I quoted Tina Turner song lyrics. I was flirting with someone (working behind a bar) and said that she was simply the best..... better than all the rest. I didn't even think of the link (being a song lyric) until after I said it and she knew exactly where it was from too so that was a hilarious bonus. But it worked!
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Define 'worked' ??
 

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The Sultan said:
A nice ice breaker ive used a few times, and once resulted in an invitation straight after, is to say something along the lines of..

“I know its customary for guy when chatting to a girls on tinder (or whatever app) to send random pics of their c*ck in some thinly veiled attempt to prove their masculinity. Well not wanting to make you feel left out thought id better provide one for you so we can get it out of the way.. “

Then I send a pic of a rooster and it has a caption on the pic “my big c*ck”...

You can play with the wording somewhat depending how the initial conversation is going, usually gets a positive response.
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That's a truly awful tactic and furthermore a terrible joke.

Sultan plz
 
After much trial and error, I'm now confident to post;


ROUGH EDGES HOW TO TINDER GUIDE FOR 18-25

1. Set up profile, 4 pictures is a good amount. Make sure at least one is a group photo so you don't come off as a narcissistic flog, which I am. No mirror selfies. No rig shots. No photos of you and the ex. Use 30km as your range.

2. Don't go on and on in your bio, don't actually say anything about your life or how much you love sport or are looking for love. Put something pointless in there that idiot girls like. I've got a two line bio. One about pizza and live music. Another about beer. Birds generally don't read this shit while they're swiping but if you match they may.

3. Don't pay for tinder. You're better than that. You've got twelve hours in between swipes so you want to set yourself up a loose rotation to maximise swiping. I've got insomnia so I generally swipe at 12am/12pm give or take a few hours both ways.

4. Battery life is important and you want the app open for as little amount as time as possible. Just swipe right. Yes to everyone. Let the matches accumulate.

5. The aim of the game is to get them to talk to you first. This is imperative. This works on a couple of levels. It makes them initiate convo - either they talking to you because they think you hawt and they'll start off with the generic "heeeyyyyy :)" OR they'll try and say something funny about your bio. It's never funny because girls aren't funny, however as they've started the convo about your bio this gives you a chance to get a convo rolling.

5a. This is the most important part and largely down to practice. Within the first 5-6 responses you need to either come across as funny or intrigue them. Birds love laughing. Them talking to you first is the best possible outcome.

5b. Unfortunately the hot ones usually don't talk to you first. So once a week, mines generally Sunday night - scan through the matches and look for those 6s and up. Assuming you not an ugly looking bastard you should get around 50-80 matches and out of that depending on how good looking you are you'll get a small percentage of /would bangs. Give it at least week, if they haven't spoken to you, scan profile and bio and throw a Hail Mary, what have you got to lose? Troll them, say something borderline rude, question their morals, just say something to grab their attention. Something they feel they have to write back to. Sure you'll swing and miss a lot but who cares. You just want some convo flowing.

6. In regards to conversation unfortunately I've been unable to come up with a hard and fast rule on when to get the number. The ones who just want a root, if you followed the previous steps correctly usually give you their number. Especially if they've initiated the convo and you've shown yourself not to be a psychopath and somewhat humorous. The trickier side of things is when they hot and you're trying to court them. I'd say my idle chit chat is midding- good however, if I don't have that number within 3-4 exchanges I can forget it. The conversation is boring, you look desperate and you've struck out. One tactic if I am envisaging a unmatch looming is not talking to the said match for a few days then saying tinders ****ing up and asking for digits then.

7. Once you've got the number again depending on the girl, this is your chance. The reason I've got beer and pizza in my bio is so I can say "omg u should totes come over mine and we can drink beer and eat pizza and bang" I'm paraphrasing but effectively, that's what I'm saying.

7a. If you think this chick might actually be a decent human being and is hawt (reserved for 7+) man up and meet them after work for a drink. From experience work nights are better because if it turns out she is fat or excruciatingly painful, you've got an out "work early tomorrow" gotta go bye. If things go well, you bang em that night or you maybe move to a weekend date next up.

7b. Obviously 7a is the hardest bit because it actually meets you have to meet them and the pressures on. Took me ages to man up and just ****ing do it and it's always an experience.

8. Have secs. Take video. Post on BF. Alternatively find love, make up a how you met story and unsubscribe from thread.

9. ?????

10. Profit


You're welcome
 
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kfc1 said:
How was your catchup with Marta
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Turns out she's from Spain and living here for a year.

She was insistent on hearing my voice, maybe to make sure I not a catfish? Ended up sending her a few snaps of myself and sending it to her. I've been catfished before - not sure if I posted the story here?

She doesn't have a car or license which is sub optimal so no chance of getting her to mine. However we made loose plans to catch up for beer next Tuesday.

She's 27 (I'm 23) and quite attractive so I'm somewhat intimidated but seeing she's from o/s convo should be ok I suppose. Will post results if I go
 
The Sultan said:
A nice ice breaker ive used a few times, and once resulted in an invitation straight after, is to say something along the lines of..

“I know its customary for guy when chatting to a girls on tinder (or whatever app) to send random pics of their c*ck in some thinly veiled attempt to prove their masculinity. Well not wanting to make you feel left out thought id better provide one for you so we can get it out of the way.. “

Then I send a pic of a rooster and it has a caption on the pic “my big c*ck”...

You can play with the wording somewhat depending how the initial conversation is going, usually gets a positive response.
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Dude, you set yourself up in this thread as some sort of ladies man, a master of the crawling slime who slide through the gutters of tinder. Whilst you may end up in bed with a lot of these girls, you're really coming across itt as a one dimensional man smack bang in the middle of a mid life crisis, unable to see that his happiness isn't directly correlated to his ego. If it were, you wouldn't need to come on here posting in the embarrassingly "look at me, aren't i good at tinder, wow let me post more of what I've said to girls who've rooted me guys, gee I'm good!" Kind of way.

You're a psychiatrists nightmare, convinced everything is great, when you can't see the forest for the trees.

But yeah, sleeping with a few girls who'd open their legs like a bridge for a boat is where happiness is at...

Tell us more about how good you are please? And continue to word it in the same self-congratulatory tone.
 
Duritz said:
Dude, you set yourself up in this thread as some sort of ladies man, a master of the crawling slime who slide through the gutters of tinder. .
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never said i was a ladies man just using the annonymity of BF forum to share with the world the shits and shannigans i get up to, it not exactly something i can share with friends, family and work colleges. As to sleeping with anything that open hers legs have knocked back plenty of slapper, I have only been with woman that have had a connection with, and each one of them knew of my situation I never lied to any of them about it.

Duritz said:
You're a psychiatrist’s nightmare, convinced everything is great, when you can't see the forest for the trees.
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Please ? you don’t know the first thing about me, i am a stable normal person, drive a boring mid-sized sedan, gainfully employed, no substance abuse problems, spend plenty of time with my family and take my kids to all their activities etc. sure having an open marriage is not considered normal and a physiatrist would consider it toxic to a relationship, well the can GAGF, it works for us. If my wife decided enough was enough, Id stop it completely no questions asked.

if your so appalled by the behaviour of me and others in this forum why read it
 
Duritz said:
Dude, you set yourself up in this thread as some sort of ladies man, a master of the crawling slime who slide through the gutters of tinder. Whilst you may end up in bed with a lot of these girls, you're really coming across itt as a one dimensional man smack bang in the middle of a mid life crisis, unable to see that his happiness isn't directly correlated to his ego. If it were, you wouldn't need to come on here posting in the embarrassingly "look at me, aren't i good at tinder, wow let me post more of what I've said to girls who've rooted me guys, gee I'm good!" Kind of way.

You're a psychiatrists nightmare, convinced everything is great, when you can't see the forest for the trees.

But yeah, sleeping with a few girls who'd open their legs like a bridge for a boat is where happiness is at...

Tell us more about how good you are please? And continue to word it in the same self-congratulatory tone.
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Translation: Durex is jealous :p
 
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