Computers & Internet Tinder

[brahj]

I wish I met girls like that.

 

[Big Bryza]

Okayy then....

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The actual **** she just say?

 

[Jimmy1992]

Ask her for a video of said activity sans dead baby.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Ask her for a video of said activity sans dead baby.

Have you never seen a blender before?

 

[BluesMan]

She actually sounded disappointed I didnt like her joke.

Turns out my mate reckons his mate had this chick say something similar to him. Strange lady

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

She's trying far too hard to be edgy.

 

[BluesMan]

She's trying far too hard to be edgy.

Yeah and when you're a 6 at best, she's struggling to have any edge

 

[Beerfish]

She's trying far too hard to be edgy.

Depends what edge she's wanting to appear to be on.

 

[Slax]

Had one last night, bio said wants to meet people and have fun. Get phone number, she lives on Southbank, meet at a bar nearby.

No not into that sort of fun. Seriously WTF are you saying the word fun for on Tinder then, she was a 4/10 at best so not like she is going to be having guys knocking down doors to go out with her.

 

[savagelunchbox]

Had one last night, bio said wants to meet people and have fun. Get phone number, she lives on Southbank, meet at a bar nearby.

No not into that sort of fun. Seriously WTF are you saying the word fun for on Tinder then, she was a 4/10 at best so not like she is going to be having guys knocking down doors to go out with her.

Chances are, Romeo, she is into 'fun', but she rated you a 4/10 and thus you were rejected.

 

[BACCS]

How old are you BACCS ?



My fragile self-esteem is taking a hit as well

Only 24 mate, surprised me too! Already organised a date for later in the week. Heard back from one of my other matches about an hour before it expired! Organised a date with her too . How are you going?

 

[Jimmy1992]

Only 24 mate, surprised me too! Already organised a date for later in the week. Heard back from one of my other matches about an hour before it expired! Organised a date with her too . How are you going?

Still no matches. Lucky I've got matches coming out of my ears in Tinder.

 

[BACCS]

Still no matches. Lucky I've got matches coming out of my ears in Tinder.

I'm surprised given you must have more girls on there than Adelaide. Tinder is horrible for me atm, thinking I should maybe delete for a couple of days and reinstall, seems to get a few quick matches...

 

[Cats408]

Wouldn't waste my time with Bumble...half of them are fake accounts

 

[Big Bryza]

Had one last night, bio said wants to meet people and have fun. Get phone number, she lives on Southbank, meet at a bar nearby.

No not into that sort of fun. Seriously WTF are you saying the word fun for on Tinder then, she was a 4/10 at best so not like she is going to be having guys knocking down doors to go out with her.

Out of interest, what nationality?

 

[BALKAN]

Okayy then....

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Hahah I have this chick in my matches. Strong 3/10, keen to get her to tell me a joke though.

 

[BALKAN]

Curios since I need to jump back on the horse for the awkward flirting story thread, what do you write in the bio?
Something short, sharp and witty..

"Your future psycho ex-boyfriend"

 

[BluesMan]

Hahah I have this chick in my matches. Strong 3/10, keen to get her to tell me a joke though.

Yeah I was trying to be nice when I said 6, so im glad you said it. She must be some sort of perth tinder legend


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[BALKAN]

Yeah I was trying to be nice when I said 6, so im glad you said it. She must be some sort of perth tinder legend


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TBF it's hard to tell since 2 out of her 3 photos are her pets.

 

[Spud Patrol]

I've worked it out.

If your going to play the long game, its always get them away from tinder, first step is getting their facebook and then get the number. T

I only use tinder when im at work, at smoko/lunch time talk abotu the birds you match, copy and paste some stupid line like "hey great photos, i really like your smile", blast it to the 20 birds you just matched, give the lucky recipients 5 or 6 lines of banter and then arrange to meet somewhere. I always rock up about a 6 pack deep. chances are the chick is rocking up half cut as well so all you need to do a couple of rounds, buy a round of shots and its pretty much signed and sealed.

The chick you were talking to yesterday should be so far down your tinder list the next day shes completly off the radar.

Hot tip, the chicks are on there to get a root just as much as you are, they just wont admit it.

 

[Slax]

Out of interest, what nationality?

Australian but with either Serb or Croat parent is my guess going by looks. I played club soccer for 15 years so I'm pretty good at judging these. My guess is her fun is partying not testing out the inner spring mattress.

Finding more and more women looking for a relationship on Tinder, as they are either tight arses or failed on RSVP, eHarmony, etc.

 

[Jimmy1992]

BluesMan BALKAN chuck her on the spit for GD

 

[dales.girl38]

If Tinder fails, just try your text door neighbour.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ile-number-nearly-identical-latest-trend.html

 

[BluesMan]

BluesMan BALKAN chuck her on the spit for GD

Her current location is 3.5hrs from the city... If she was a local I would happily tag team with Balks

 

[Jimmy1992]

I expect a story ASAP