Computers & Internet Tinder

[Smeg Head]

Man, this makes me getting 0 matches thing even worse now. So demoralising.

Just change your tag line to 'As heard on the Flogcast!'

 

[Plugger35]

Just change your tag line to 'The guy that sounds like McLovin on the Flogcast!'

EFA

 

[JoseMourinho]

EFA

Beats your tag - lives in Australia, cheers for nz

 

[Plugger35]

Beats your tag - lives in Australia, cheers for nz

Gets me plenty of matches with ewes.

 

[pantskyle]

Recent inductee to the tinder fun game. Bagged a chick within the the first week so was pretty chuffed. Quick question to you aficionados, I am matching with heaps of girls but getting no replies. Been opening with 'how was your weekend' line. Obviously need to mix it up. Advice?
P.S. In my thirties

Mix it up a bit, "I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will", and if that doesn't work, six simple words, "I'm not gay, but I'll learn.".

 

[Brad Goodman]

Mix it up a bit, "I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will", and if that doesn't work, six simple words, "I'm not gay, but I'll learn.".

Or how about "Welcome to Westyville, population you".

 

[BC9_]

Can't stand bios like this

 

[Catfish Alley]

Name, age, job and education. What's wrong with it?

 

[BC9_]

Name, age, job and education. What's wrong with it?

That's parts all fine, then I read the part about tinder being a bucket of shit blah blah - it comes across as a bit bitchy to me

 

[Catfish Alley]

Come to think of it, it's weird to post your employer on a sex-finding app.

 

[BC9_]

Come to think of it, it's weird to post your employer on a sex-finding app.

I agree, tie it in with the bio and it is boastful.

 

[BC9_]

Chucking the uni in is a good conversation starter though, when someone is also at the same uni. "I knew I recognised your face from somewhere! I guess I'll just have to say hello next time I see you around "

 

[JoseMourinho]

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Can't stand bios like this

Works for an ambulance chaser swipe left.

 

[Pea Nut]

Are you guys the people you hear about getting sucked into scams ?? No way that's real. Either a bot, or a troll.

 

[Catfish Alley]

What happens with these bots? Do you click on them and they send you to an advertisers page or something?

 

[MisterB]

The lovely Rikki could well be looking to edit that profile with the current employer in their own bucket of poop financially.

 

[ash_1050]

Slater and Gordon? Even if she doesn't get laid by Tinder she's still likely to get laid off by her employer in the coming months.

 

[BALKAN]

Come to think of it, it's weird to post your employer on a sex-finding app.

Whoah hey she's not like that, she's just on Tinder looking for someone who can hold a conversation and likes pizza & B movies!!!!!!!

 

[magic_johnson!]

What's wrong with listing your job? jobs/education are linked with fb, and I don't see it being a problem with listing employment on facebook. Tinder is an incredibly normal thing to have, and it's not far from listing where you work in other forums. Besides, Slater and Gordon are insanely massive; as if they're thinking that the only people that can work for them have to be in loving relationships? It's not the 60s.

 

[iluvparis]

Matched with a girl who included on her bio 'not looking for sex before marriage'

Unmatched and reported as troll

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Matched with a girl who included on her bio 'not looking for sex before marriage'

Unmatched and reported as troll

Sometimes you find what you desire most when not looking

 

[Shupe]

Mate - "Oi I'm having drinks with a tinder chick Friday night, I told her to bring a friend for you because you need a blowjob"
Me - Pix of chix
Mate - Don't have, mine isn't anything special, so yours is likely to be the same
Me - Ugh

He always does this shit. I'm a top shelf wingman so I'll go along with it, but why can't he bang a hottie every now and then?

The blowjob thing is a running joke about me somehow always scoring girls who don't give oral.

 

[Jack Richards]

Mate - "Oi I'm having drinks with a tinder chick Friday night, I told her to bring a friend for you because you need a blowjob"
Me - Pix of chix
Mate - Don't have, mine isn't anything special, so yours is likely to be the same
Me - Ugh

He always does this shit. I'm a top shelf wingman so I'll go along with it, but why can't he bang a hottie every now and then?

The blowjob thing is a running joke about me somehow always scoring girls who don't give oral.

And your complaining why? I would be happy to get a root regardless..

 

[Shupe]

And your complaining why? I would be happy to get a root regardless..

They're always average.

 

[Jack Richards]

They're always average.

Again. Why are you complaining when some blokes cant even get a girl to give them a hand shandy?

Just be happy your getting something.