Computers & Internet Tinder

[perthblue]

i used to open with "you look so tasty, i want to spread you on my morning toast" for some reason i thought this was really sexy

not a single car wristy was experienced

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Did he follow up with, "Is this you, Cyril?"

The rejection could have been, Don't bring me down, Bruce!!

 

[Golden_6]

Newly single so just got tinder for the first time. Googled some openers and the best response was to, 'I want to paint you green and smack you like a bad avocado'. 3/4 resulted in conversations.

Have absolutely no idea why.

 

[Catgirl]

Newly single so just got tinder for the first time. Googled some openers and the best response was to, 'I want to paint you green and smack you like a bad avocado'. 3/4 resulted in conversations.

Have absolutely no idea why.

My completely uninformed assertion would be daddy issues

 

[perthblue]

Newly single so just got tinder for the first time. Googled some openers and the best response was to, 'I want to paint you green and smack you like a bad avocado'. 3/4 resulted in conversations.

Have absolutely no idea why.

tinder sloots gon' sloot on tinder

 

[IKnowtheDog]

My completely uninformed assertion would be daddy issues

Who's your daddy!!

 

[Catgirl]

Who's your daddy!!

Um.....


This guy!*










*Slight possibility I may not be Brock Lesnar's biological daughter

 

[the_interloper]

that was a weak burn. definitely not worth 2 reaction gifs in a row.

 

[Smoooothy]

i used to open with "you look so tasty, i want to spread you on my morning toast" for some reason i thought this was really sexy

not a single car wristy was experienced

Quite clearly not worth your time

 

[And_ROOS]

No, but he did follow it up with "I want to do dirty things to you". Which makes me suspect to think that he is actually Hodge

Can't be, his opener is "Lets role play, you be Andrew Swallow, and I'll pound you."

 

[Ljp86]

 

[pantskyle]

Um.....


This guy!*

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*Slight possibility I may not be Brock Lesnar's biological daughter

Quivorir her father is the man you love.

 

[Quivorir]

Quivorir her father is the man you love.

She may be my daughter then? I think thats how babies and stuff work.

 

[Morganashlee]

My first date with HBF was at the footy. I guess it's different when you both support the same team.

So was mine. I was on my best behaviour

 

[MarcusP2]

So was mine. I was on my best behaviour

You went on a date with HBF?

 

[Morganashlee]

You went on a date with HBF?

I dated them both. Collingwood won and they both looked sad. It was fantastic.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I dated them both. Collingwood won and they both looked sad. It was fantastic.

You delicious lady smooches made me feel better though

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I dated them both. Collingwood won and they both looked sad. It was fantastic.

well misery loves company

 

[Smoooothy]

You delicious lady smooches made me feel better though

Go on...

 

[copthat]

90% of dudes are creeps on Tinder. Make normal conversation and you will do well because you're better than most of their matches.

And openers are pathetic. Pick something from their bio or pictures and comment on it. Much better convo starter.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

90% of dudes are creeps on Tinder. Make normal conversation and you will do well because you're better than most of their matches.

And openers are pathetic. Pick something from their bio or pictures and comment on it. Much better convo starter.

I always found Greenidge and Haynes tremendous value

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Unless you have a good opener. Most openers aren't good

 

[the_interloper]

90% of dudes are creeps on Tinder. Make normal conversation and you will do well because you're better than most of their matches.

And openers are pathetic. Pick something from their bio or pictures and comment on it. Much better convo starter.

What, like "Nice ****, I'd like to drop a load on them"?

 

[FoolCat]

Hey

Just as I thought, no responses. Why do girls insist on saying "hey". Like, wow you messaged first but that's all you got?

What, like "Nice ****, I'd like to drop a load on them"?

Perfect

 

[perthblue]

comesic openers are funny to read but in reality they scream aspergers/social ineptitude. and if an opener 'works' on a girl then ur either a handsome fella in which case ANY line would work, or the girl is a desperate and/or crazy flooZy