Computers & Internet Tinder

[WCErevival]

Are you actually meeting them or stalking their pictures only.

Haven't had a match yet. Might be too old who knows. I've just seen a few ugly ones now

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

I'm looking for a girl that is into travel, yoga and keeping fit but not into hook-ups, one night stands or playing games.

Any idea where I could find a girl who self-describes as such?

Yoga class would be a good place to start

 

[Scotland]

I might have needed to add a sarcasm emoji. 99% of female dating profiles are exactly the same.

 

[SmAshmoto]

Live Laugh Love

 

[Perth gal]

"Not here for hookups or casual sex" pretty much means they'll suck your dick 10 minutes after meeting you.

So nice girls you're meeting then.

 

[FoolCat]

Duritz get in here, I need your inappropriate wisdom.

 

[Duritz]

Duritz get in here, I need your inappropriate wisdom.

What's the question?

 

[FoolCat]

What's the question?

I didn't provide a question.

I would like some of your best bios and opening lines. I was going to use the last one you posted but it seems it has been cleaned up.

 

[GreyCrow]

I didn't provide a question.

I would like some of your best bios and opening lines. I was going to use the last one you posted but it seems it has been cleaned up.

" my favourite person is Boris Becker, I know where a broom closet is''

 

[FoolCat]

" my favourite person is Boris Becker, I know where a broom closet is''

Good one but not sure my demographic will get it.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Let's take it easy on the graphic sex acts and slurs please

 

[Duritz]

I didn't provide a question.

I would like some of your best bios and opening lines. I was going to use the last one you posted but it seems it has been cleaned up.

Are the thought police seriously removing my posts in the Tinder thread for being too rude?

Jesus ****ing wept...

 

[Old M8]

Ummmm, dunno aye

 

[Catgirl]

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Ummmm, dunno aye

124km away, not nearly worth it

 

[perthblue]

i don't understand

 

[Old M8]

124km away, not nearly worth it

I'd drive 124kms for Oprah.

 

[Catgirl]

I'd drive 124kms for Oprah.

Bit of a Jeremy Kyle typa gal myself

 

[Billy ray]

Hmm

 

[GWBogan]

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Ummmm, dunno aye

Seems legit.

 

[spinynorman]

I matched with someone who it said lived very nearby, wasn't feeling the conversation and was just about ready to brush them off.

Then I realised they live in the same apartment building as me.

Awkward. I've locked myself in my unit all weekend. Can't step out.

 

[toxic]

I matched with someone who it said lived very nearby, wasn't feeling the conversation and was just about ready to brush them off.

Then I realised they live in the same apartment building as me.

Awkward. I've locked myself in my unit all weekend. Can't step out.

As a non tinder user that seems absurd to me.

 

[ash_1050]

I matched with someone who it said lived very nearby, wasn't feeling the conversation and was just about ready to brush them off.

Then I realised they live in the same apartment building as me.

Awkward. I've locked myself in my unit all weekend. Can't step out.

I'm currently in Lanzarote, Spain. Spotted the girl who was sleeping on the bunk above me on Tinder. Did not match

 

[Billy ray]

I'm currently in Lanzarote, Spain. Spotted the girl who was sleeping on the bunk above me on Tinder. Did not match

Er, couldyou just not speak to her?

 

[perthblue]

Lol, single in spain, girl in bed above him, he's there below not speaking to her and probably spanking one out to her tinder pics

 

[Struggle]

I'm currently in Lanzarote, Spain. Spotted the girl who was sleeping on the bunk above me on Tinder. Did not match

That's when you use the superlike. Either you'll match or it will be hilariously awkward