Computers & Internet Tinder

[IKnowtheDog]

Meanwhile on BigNetty....

I'm currently in Lanzarote, Spain. Spotted the guy who was sleeping on the bunk below me on Tinder. Did not match

 

[Scotland]

Should go on Tinder in Serbia. Women are so hot it looks like every profile is fake instead of just every second one.

Does help to speak Serbo Croatian and be able to read and write in Cyrillic, though.

 

[ash_1050]

That's when you use the superlike. Either you'll match or it will be hilariously awkward

Alas I had used them all before. I did mention it to her the following day but she wasn't overly interested in me it seems.

 

[BC9_]

 

[HairyO]

53km away? How far do you cast your net?

 

[craigos]

I matched with someone who it said lived very nearby, wasn't feeling the conversation and was just about ready to brush them off.

Then I realised they live in the same apartment building as me.

Awkward. I've locked myself in my unit all weekend. Can't step out.

Wouldn't this be the perfect Tinder match? Lives close by and requires no travel and short notice for a potential sex. Or is Tinder about finding true love now?

 

[perthblue]

warning: feels will be felt

 

[Lockyer24]

I'm looking for a girl that is into travel, yoga and keeping fit but not into hook-ups, one night stands or playing games.

Any idea where I could find a girl who self-describes as such?

Your profile pic is standing in front of Machu Picchu isn't it?

 

[Scotland]

Your profile pic is standing in front of Machu Picchu isn't it?

LOL.

Nah one holding a fish, one shirtless, one with a tiger.

 

[Beerfish]

but what about when you actually don't have the dog?

Its at the vet

No, it died.

 

[Billy ray]

LOL.

Nah one holding a fish, one shirtless, one with a tiger.

I was thinking of going to the supermarket and holding a bunch of cans of tuna, shirtless, with a stuffed tiger toy in front of me, simply writing "ive got it all ladies!"

 

[bigpapagman]

Alas I had used them all before. I did mention it to her the following day but she wasn't overly interested in me it seems.

I saw you on Tinder.

Yeah we didn't match for a reason.

bai

 

[spinynorman]

Wouldn't this be the perfect Tinder match? Lives close by and requires no travel and short notice for a potential sex. Or is Tinder about finding true love now?

Nah it was more I reconsidered my attraction.

However, update: Got home from work tonight, got in the lift with this elderly pair who seemed pretty lost. Heard the front door close so tried to hold the open door on the lift, but the old pair were having trouble pushing their floor number, so my hand slipped as I shifted to the front of the lift and the door shut on the person's face. So I slipped my foot between the doors, they opened and there was the match.

Actually a lot more hot in person. Will get this thing going on after all.

 

[Speck]

Nah it was more I reconsidered my attraction.

However, update: Got home from work tonight, got in the lift with this elderly pair who seemed pretty lost. Heard the front door close so tried to hold the open door on the lift, but the old pair were having trouble pushing their floor number, so my hand slipped as I shifted to the front of the lift and the door shut on the person's face. So I slipped my foot between the doors, they opened and there was the match.

Actually a lot more hot in person. Will get this thing going on after all.

Did you stalk and find the room number?

 

[WCErevival]

warning: feels will be felt

Terrible lighting. Makes her look like she's in her 70s

 

[Mofra]

Actually a lot more hot in person. Will get this thing going on after all.

Met someone from Tinder last Friday and we will be catching up for the forth time already tonight. Completely unexpected, gotta love the girls that are miles hotter in person than their photos suggest.

 

[Big Bryza]

Met someone from Tinder last Friday and we will be catching up for the forth time already tonight. Completely unexpected, gotta love the girls that are miles hotter in person than their photos suggest.

What's his name?

 

[Mofra]

What's his name?

He just asks me to call him "Big Bryza"

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Translates to im a complete crazy bitch that will give you nightmares but i have a vagina that you want to poke so thats the trade off.

 

[And_ROOS]

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

 

[spinynorman]

Met someone from Tinder last Friday and we will be catching up for the forth time already tonight. Completely unexpected, gotta love the girls that are miles hotter in person than their photos suggest.

Wow, that's a lot, nice one!

Well, turns out my Tinder neighbour previously worked in pornographic movies.

This is by far the most interesting Tinder match that I've not had sex with yet.

 

[Richo is God]

Wow, that's a lot, nice one!

Well, turns out my Tinder neighbour previously worked in pornographic movies.

This is by far the most interesting Tinder match that I've not had sex with yet.

I'm going to need a link so I can confirm whether or not the movies were pornographic.

 

[Catgirl]

Did actually have this in my Tinder bio for a while for some degree of success

 

[Beerfish]

Well, turns out my Tinder neighbour previously worked in pornographic movies.

This just came up in conversation?

 

[Mofra]

This just came up in conversation?

"Hey, I saw you in a short film. Did that plumber ever get the kitchen pipe unclogged?"