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[Old M8]

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Just how little chance do I have after going with this starter? 0/10 or 0.01/10?

Can confirm this got a response btw

 

[Duritz]

The snail is a metaphor for death anyway. Enjoy the $50 mill and **** you death

Yeah but death isn't literally waiting at the door waiting to touch you like some ****ing psycho snail

 

[Old M8]

Yeah but death isn't literally waiting at the door waiting to touch you like some ******* psycho snail

He could slide through the ceiling vent while you're having a shower

 

[GreyCrow]

Yeah but death isn't literally waiting at the door waiting to touch you like some ******* psycho snail

How big is it? Step over it

 

[Duritz]

He could slide through the ceiling vent while you're having a shower

Exactly!! ****ing bastard of a snail would never sleep either!!!

How big is it? Step over it

Hot night? You leave the window open to help you see. Oh, psycho nail starts eating through the fly wire while you sleep!!!! You wake up and he's ****ing millimetres from your face, sliming his way to you. As you open your eyes he's stretching out his antennas about to touch you!!!!

****ing psycho snail!!!!

 

[GreyCrow]

Exactly!! ******* bastard of a snail would never sleep either!!!



Hot night? You leave the window open to help you see. Oh, psycho nail starts eating through the fly wire while you sleep!!!! You wake up and he's ******* millimetres from your face, sliming his way to you. As you open your eyes he's stretching out his antennas about to touch you!!!!

******* psycho snail!!!!

Haha friend says tracking device on snail. you got $50mill surely you can pay someone else to find it and put the tracker on.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

Couldn't you just trap it in some plastic container?

 

[Old M8]

Haha friend says tracking device on snail. you got $50mill surely you can pay someone else to find it and put the tracker on.

I don't think they've made a tracker that will say he's 15cm away. He'll always be roughly near you, a tracker would just make you more paranoid

 

[Cotchin 9]

Who cares. Michelle looks like a stunnah.

 

[Old M8]

Who cares. Michelle looks like a stunnah.

Can confirm.

Can also confirm she's not giving me much

 

[Duritz]

Haha friend says tracking device on snail. you got $50mill surely you can pay someone else to find it and put the tracker on.

You'd need to employ a security team to watch the little campaigner 24-7, and you know what he does then? He gets a snail mate of his to pretend to be him. They switch the tracker and normal snail hangs out in the garden wearing it while the ****ing psycho snail sneaks into your shoes to lie in wait ffs!!!

Couldn't you just trap it in some plastic container?

Oh you think you can trap an immortal, psycho snail in some ****ing plastic bag?? You fool man!!!

 

[Cotchin 9]

Can confirm.

Can also confirm she's not giving me much

Pics.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

You'd need to employ a security team to watch the little campaigner 24-7, and you know what he does then? He gets a snail mate of his to pretend to be him. They switch the tracker and normal snail hangs out in the garden wearing it while the ******* psycho snail sneaks into your shoes to lie in wait ffs!!!



Oh you think you can trap an immortal, psycho snail in some ******* plastic bag?? You fool man!!!

I'd give it da old concrete boots.

Do the mafia subcontract their services?

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Michelle looks fantastic!


Surely you would just leave Australia. live your life on a yacht in the Mediterranean

 

[Old M8]

[emoji785]

 

[thegrach]

Who cares.

Wrong answer, that snail's gonna **** you up!

 

[Duritz]

**** this I'm buying snail bait first thing in the morning and putting it all over my garden.

 

[Old M8]

I've thrown probably my last dart at the board here, I'm legit getting nowhere with her.

 

[Cotchin 9]

I've thrown probably my last dart at the board here, I'm legit getting nowhere with her.

Christ.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

I've thrown probably my last dart at the board here, I'm legit getting nowhere with her.

What did she say about the snail?!

 

[perthblue]

a chick like that probably has four-thousand matches. why did you think some weird snail hypothetical would get you anywhere.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

I've thrown probably my last dart at the board here, I'm legit getting nowhere with her.

If it's getting nowhere just straight up ask her if she's free tomoz night, homie.

Nothing to lose, everything to gain.

The perfect gamble.

 

[Old M8]

a chick like that probably has four-thousand matches. why did you think some weird snail hypothetical would get you anywhere.

I didn't, legit didn't expect anything. This actually went better then I expected

 

[Cotchin 9]

a chick like that probably has four-thousand matches. why did you think some weird snail hypothetical would get you anywhere.

What would you open with srs?

 

[perthblue]

What would you open with srs?

I Just Seen A Status That Said MEN NOT SUPPOSE TO MOAN ....Shidd If That Pussy Good I'm YODELING F*** You Mean Bihh YODELEHEEEEWHOOOOOOOO