Computers & Internet Tinder

[Duritz]

Which is pronounced Mo-ett.

All right you pack of shunts!!

 

[GreyCrow]

All right you pack of shunts!!

You could ask for a bloet

 

[pekay-norwest]

You could ask for a bloet

Close the internet for today. We have ourselves a winner.

 

[Hoges64]

Close the internet for today. We have ourselves a winner.

This. Take the week off even, I reckon.

 

[ash_1050]

Legit can't tell the difference.

 

[Billy ray]

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Legit can't tell the difference.

shits me when women put photos of their dog on.
I swiped right on a girl who had just a dog photo - thats all just her dog -and when she matched on me, I said I was impressed that tinder was allowing this as my fetish for dog sex was hard to get met...

 

[ash_1050]

shits me when women put photos of their dog on.
I swiped right on a girl who had just a dog photo - thats all just her dog -and when she matched on me, I said I was impressed that tinder was allowing this as my fetish for dog sex was hard to get met...

I went on a date with a woman who had a picture of a dog as her profile picture. Turns out she wasn't a a dog at all, she was a cow.

 

[dumb]

Woman ends Tinder date stuck in window trying to grab her own poop

“ ‘I went for a poo in your toilet,’ she told me,” Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe campaign site. But when the toilet wouldn’t flush, she lost her head a little: “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.”

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[Hoges64]

Woman ends Tinder date stuck in window trying to grab her own poop

“ ‘I went for a poo in your toilet,’ she told me,” Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe campaign site. But when the toilet wouldn’t flush, she lost her head a little: “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.”

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I don't even have to read the article to know I like this.

 

[Golden_6]

Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?

 

[the_interloper]

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She's trying to sound smart. Probably one of those dickheads who has a paragraph and a half with their job description on Linkedin, and it isn't actually a title that exists.

That said she appears to be in good nick so placate her for now and give her the D.

 

[Shell]

Cash flow quadrant.. why it's my favourite dinner party topic actually..

 

[the_interloper]

"Like most things it's hard to explain when the foundational knowledge isn't there". What a ****head. This is actually a critical skill to have, to be able to explain something technical to a layperson in 30 seconds, most of the time when you're pitching to someone who is a decision maker and/or has the money they aren't technical, so you need to be coherent.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Show us the pictures, looks alright [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]

 

[GreyWind]

Sounds like she runs an online store or is an instagram model.

 

[craigos]

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Lol, she's read a self help book. I am 99% sure that "cashflow quadrant" is a term some dude thought up to explain something very simple, it's not actually an underlying principal of finance.

I would ask her what the pardigm shift is, that should be a simple one sentence answer. If not, just bang her from behind whilst reciting your 9 times table.

 

[craigos]

This is a cashflow quadrant, have you seen anything more captain obvious in your life before?

 

[toxic]

Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?View attachment 415279

Tell her you're a kinesthetic type of learner and much prefer the hands "on and in" approach to learning.

See what she comes back with

 

[t_94]

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Sounds like a euphemism for some sort of pyramid scheme to me

 

[GreyCrow]

Sounds like she runs an online store or is an instagram model.

I'm going with instawhore.
Developing Assets ( . ) ( . )
Mentors = Banana Freaky Girl and ExerciseKing and Cassie Sansbury
Market Disruption = Cops raided another joint

 

[gaskin]

Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?View attachment 415279

Probably some pyramid scheme. Sounds a bit like a mate of mine and others involved in Isagenix.

 

[Catgirl]

There seem to be shitloads of blokes on Tinder that have photos of them with their arm around the waist of a cute little tart

I'm never sure if they scored that night and got their mate to snatch an obscure shot for future brags, if it's an ex, or (dis is the saddest wan) if they are in love with the chick and are using Tinder in hopes of plowing away their feelings. Whichever it is, the context is damning and almost automatically warrants a left swipe

 

[HirdyLannister]

Photo with a girl indicates that he isn't social awkward and can lure the opposite sex.

 

[Catgirl]

Photo with a girl indicates that he isn't social awkward and can lure the opposite sex.

Yeah that's the message you want to send to thousands of downtrodden female egos. "I can get hot bitches"

 

[HirdyLannister]

Yeah that's the message you want to send to thousands of downtrodden female egos. "I can get hot bitches"

Better than a photo of a guy sitting on the couch playing computer games, just a image to show that he is social and has friends of both genders.