Computers & Internet Tinder

[Hoges64]

Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?View attachment 415279

 

[Richard Cranium]

Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?View attachment 415279

"mentors", "team of entrepreneurs"... yeah that's a pyramid scheme she's been suckered into.

 

[craigos]

"mentors", "team of entrepreneurs"... yeah that's a pyramid scheme she's been suckered into.

Or a gang bang

 

[GreyCrow]

There seem to be shitloads of blokes on Tinder that have photos of them with their arm around the waist of a cute little tart

I'm never sure if they scored that night and got their mate to snatch an obscure shot for future brags, if it's an ex, or (dis is the saddest wan) if they are in love with the chick and are using Tinder in hopes of plowing away their feelings. Whichever it is, the context is damning and almost automatically warrants a left swipe

Photo with a girl indicates that he isn't social awkward and can lure the opposite sex.

The recommended ' I am a social animal and not an outcast' is a pic with a male and female. The guy needs to be no competition in looks, and the female should be attractive without going overboard.

This implies you are 1 Sociable 2. Able to attract people 3. Comfortable in groups and 4. Attractive to other women

Those socially downtrodden women will just think she is with the other guy

 

[akkaps]

This implies you are 1 Sociable 2. Able to attract people 3. Comfortable in groups and 4. Attractive to other women

But if any of these four qualities described me, I wouldn't need to go online for this stuff.

 

[GreyCrow]

But if any of these four qualities described me, I wouldn't need to go online for this stuff.

You can always hire people for a friends photo. Big Hint: make sure you are in the middle

 

[Scotland]

There seem to be shitloads of blokes on Tinder that have photos of them with their arm around the waist of a cute little tart

Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ****ing one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run

 

[yenny]

Wunderlust = easy root and probable daddy issues, do not run

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[Catgirl]

Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ******* one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run

Don't dare forget
-"activity/noun that individual mildly gives a shit about" enthusiast
- "only good vibes"
- "here for a good time not a long time"
- "our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64: fun to spend hours with, and every issue we have easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in"
- "swipe right if u have a dog filter on any of your photos" (you rn)
- "If we go on a date & you don't look like your photos.. You're gonna buy me drinks until you do"
- "I'm 6'1 so you can wear your high heels and not have to worry"
- "Owns two dogs"
- "If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I"

 

[Scotland]

Don't dare forget
-"activity/noun that individual mildly gives a shit about" enthusiast
- "only good vibes"
- "here for a good time not a long time"
- "our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64: fun to spend hours with, and every issue we have easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in"
- "swipe right if u have a dog filter on any of your photos" (you rn)
- "If we go on a date & you don't look like your photos.. You're gonna buy me drinks until you do"
- "I'm 6'1 so you can wear your high heels and not have to worry"
- "Owns two dogs"
- "If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I"

I can see you've played knifey spooney before.

 

[Zach Package]

Photo with a girl indicates that he isn't social awkward and can lure the opposite sex.

I think it's more like 'look, I have the female seal of approval'

 

[undefined]

Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?View attachment 415279

r/iamverysmart

 

[Billy ray]

Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ******* one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run

Every photo taken from the same angle or from above - run

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ******* one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run

If they only have 1 photo, run

 

[ash_1050]

Was out with a female friend last night and we swapped tinder profiles to critique. I've now removed two pics, one of which was shirtless and the other was looking ridiculously obnoxious with my arms around two female friends. Have yet to see if this makes a different but she raised a valid point that these may make me seem like more of a tool than I already am.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Shirtless haha definitely do not have as a photo

 

[Catgirl]

Ok so I found another Luke Shuey impersonator

Although who the **** is the guy in the 4th pic

 

[undefined]

Possible that the 4th pic is in fact this Edward fella. Excluding the potential catfish liability, crafty.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Ok so I found another Luke Shuey impersonator

Although who the **** is the guy in the 4th pic

I don't know!!!

But he sure is excited!!!

Don't you think? !!!

 

[Catgirl]

Should I assume the persona of Luke Shuey for lulz

 

[HirdyLannister]

Just write, I love Luke shuey!

 

[Duritz]

Lot of people running from tinder profiles with certain characteristics. Couldn't you just put your phone down?

 

[Catgirl]

Lot of people running from tinder profiles with certain characteristics. Couldn't you just put your phone down?

No

 

[MatthewB]

Should I assume the persona of Luke Shuey for lulz

should say "great kick Saturday night"

 

[iluvparis]

should say "great kick Saturday night"

Hi Ed chat later - just ducked into my Tinder app for a second.