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Golden_6 said:
Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?View attachment 415279
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Catgirl said:
There seem to be shitloads of blokes on Tinder that have photos of them with their arm around the waist of a cute little tart

I'm never sure if they scored that night and got their mate to snatch an obscure shot for future brags, if it's an ex, or (dis is the saddest wan) if they are in love with the chick and are using Tinder in hopes of plowing away their feelings. Whichever it is, the context is damning and almost automatically warrants a left swipe
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HirdyLannister said:
Photo with a girl indicates that he isn't social awkward and can lure the opposite sex.
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The recommended ' I am a social animal and not an outcast' is a pic with a male and female. The guy needs to be no competition in looks, and the female should be attractive without going overboard.

This implies you are 1 Sociable 2. Able to attract people 3. Comfortable in groups and 4. Attractive to other women

Those socially downtrodden women will just think she is with the other guy
 

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akkaps said:
But if any of these four qualities described me, I wouldn't need to go online for this stuff.
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You can always hire people for a friends photo. Big Hint: make sure you are in the middle
 
Catgirl said:
There seem to be shitloads of blokes on Tinder that have photos of them with their arm around the waist of a cute little tart
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Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ****ing one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run
 
Scotland said:
Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ******* one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run
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Don't dare forget
-"activity/noun that individual mildly gives a shit about" enthusiast
- "only good vibes"
- "here for a good time not a long time"
- "our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64: fun to spend hours with, and every issue we have easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in"
- "swipe right if u have a dog filter on any of your photos" (you rn)
- "If we go on a date & you don't look like your photos.. You're gonna buy me drinks until you do"
- "I'm 6'1 so you can wear your high heels and not have to worry"
- "Owns two dogs"
- "If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I"
 
Catgirl said:
Don't dare forget
-"activity/noun that individual mildly gives a shit about" enthusiast
- "only good vibes"
- "here for a good time not a long time"
- "our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64: fun to spend hours with, and every issue we have easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in"
- "swipe right if u have a dog filter on any of your photos" (you rn)
- "If we go on a date & you don't look like your photos.. You're gonna buy me drinks until you do"
- "I'm 6'1 so you can wear your high heels and not have to worry"
- "Owns two dogs"
- "If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I"
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I can see you've played knifey spooney before.
 
HirdyLannister said:
Photo with a girl indicates that he isn't social awkward and can lure the opposite sex.
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I think it's more like 'look, I have the female seal of approval'
 
Scotland said:
Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ******* one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run
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Every photo taken from the same angle or from above - run
 

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Scotland said:
Every second girl has 3-4 photos of the same group of 3-4 girls. Which ******* one are you???

Rules of thumb:
- headshots only, a fatty
- photo with kid without 'this is my niece' disclaimer, single mum with a dorda
- says 'wanderlust' in profile, run
- every photo with Snapchat filter, run
- every photo with an inch of make-up, run
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If they only have 1 photo, run
 
Was out with a female friend last night and we swapped tinder profiles to critique. I've now removed two pics, one of which was shirtless and the other was looking ridiculously obnoxious with my arms around two female friends. Have yet to see if this makes a different but she raised a valid point that these may make me seem like more of a tool than I already am.
 

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