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So somehow I matched with an absolute stunner, and then we hit it off with some great banter on top of it. While I was ready for everything to fall apart at any moment, I fluked it and we've agreed to meet up.

I've been increasingly disheveled lately, and so had finally booked in for a hairdresser appointment for today, ahead of the meet tomorrow. Sadly, due to #drama, the appointment had to be cut short with my beard, pretty overgrown, not being trimmed. So I decided to do it myself at home. And I ****ing butchered it. Seeing it was beyond hope, I decided to shave it off, after 4 years. And now have the worst shaving rash I have ever seen, let alone personally experienced. I initially thought I had dermatitis, friends who I mentioned it to who thought I was being precious saw it and recoiled in horror. This is ignoring the fact that I look a shitload better with a beard than with none even when my skin isn't ****ed.

I'm honestly considering asking for it to be postponed, but I feel that would be ridiculous. What's the worse faux pas, showing up looking like you have a smorgasbord of fungal infections and skin disorders, or asking for a postponement on the day of? I'm not always this vain, I promise.
 

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spinynorman said:
So somehow I matched with an absolute stunner, and then we hit it off with some great banter on top of it. While I was ready for everything to fall apart at any moment, I fluked it and we've agreed to meet up.

I've been increasingly disheveled lately, and so had finally booked in for a hairdresser appointment for today, ahead of the meet tomorrow. Sadly, due to #drama, the appointment had to be cut short with my beard, pretty overgrown, not being trimmed. So I decided to do it myself at home. And I ******* butchered it. Seeing it was beyond hope, I decided to shave it off, after 4 years. And now have the worst shaving rash I have ever seen, let alone personally experienced. I initially thought I had dermatitis, friends who I mentioned it to who thought I was being precious saw it and recoiled in horror. This is ignoring the fact that I look a shitload better with a beard than with none even when my skin isn't ******.

I'm honestly considering asking for it to be postponed, but I feel that would be ridiculous. What's the worse faux pas, showing up looking like you have a smorgasbord of fungal infections and skin disorders, or asking for a postponement on the day of? I'm not always this vain, I promise.
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As someone that shaves fairly irregularly I often get pretty bad razor rash. I usually apply a liberal amount of aloe/moisturiser and it calms down within 24hrs.

As a last resort, do you know any girls that could lend you some concealer? :p
 
spinynorman said:
So somehow I matched with an absolute stunner, and then we hit it off with some great banter on top of it. While I was ready for everything to fall apart at any moment, I fluked it and we've agreed to meet up.

I've been increasingly disheveled lately, and so had finally booked in for a hairdresser appointment for today, ahead of the meet tomorrow. Sadly, due to #drama, the appointment had to be cut short with my beard, pretty overgrown, not being trimmed. So I decided to do it myself at home. And I ******* butchered it. Seeing it was beyond hope, I decided to shave it off, after 4 years. And now have the worst shaving rash I have ever seen, let alone personally experienced. I initially thought I had dermatitis, friends who I mentioned it to who thought I was being precious saw it and recoiled in horror. This is ignoring the fact that I look a shitload better with a beard than with none even when my skin isn't ******.

I'm honestly considering asking for it to be postponed, but I feel that would be ridiculous. What's the worse faux pas, showing up looking like you have a smorgasbord of fungal infections and skin disorders, or asking for a postponement on the day of? I'm not always this vain, I promise.
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Postpone it. Next weekend, or through the week.
 
I'm not on Tinder at the moment, but let me give you a big secret from when I was: Picture with a dog.

Fair dinkum, my matches must have increased tenfold.
 
spinynorman said:
Yeah, on inspection this morning, I think it's an infection. Don't see any other option. Had considered the concealer though hahaha*




*forced laughter as the heart breaks
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Just tell her your dick is red raw from masturbating to her tinder pics and you're finding it difficult to sit down, so you need to postpone.
 

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ash_1050 said:
+1 for this. My display picture is a picture of me with a kangaroo and it works wonders.
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If I was going to make a super dude account I'd have:

Picture of him with his dog - good with animals and you don't want a guy who isn't good with animals near your beaver.
Picture of him celebrating his friends wedding - he is into commitment and supportive
Picture of him at a sports game with an older man - close with his parents
Picture of him holding a child with 'best uncle ever' on a mug - good with kids

The trick is always to let the pictures do the talking for you, don't ram home the point. The version of you she has built in her mind is better than you could tell her about anyway.

Then if you're not a total dick in chat you're on the easy lane.

Profile should say something like: "looking for someone to share our future excitement and successes with"

Blah blah blah
 
Tayl0r said:
If I was going to make a super dude account I'd have:

Picture of him with his dog - good with animals and you don't want a guy who isn't good with animals near your beaver.
Picture of him celebrating his friends wedding - he is into commitment and supportive
Picture of him at a sports game with an older man - close with his parents
Picture of him holding a child with 'best uncle ever' on a mug - good with kids

Then if you're not a total dick in chat you're on the easy lane.

Profile should say something like: "looking for someone to share our future excitement and successes with"

Blah blah blah
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Assuming you're trying to get a wife and not a hookup then that's a great approach.
 
ash_1050 said:
Assuming you're trying to get a wife and not a hookup then that's a great approach.
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I'll let you in on a secret..

The girls pick the guys they casually hook up with from the pile of potential husbands, not the throw away douche bags. And yes, they know they aren't getting serious with him.

Maybe I'm different
 
Tayl0r said:
If I was going to make a super dude account I'd have:

Picture of him with his dog - good with animals and you don't want a guy who isn't good with animals near your beaver.
Picture of him celebrating his friends wedding - he is into commitment and supportive
Picture of him at a sports game with an older man - close with his parents
Picture of him holding a child with 'best uncle ever' on a mug - good with kids

The trick is always to let the pictures do the talking for you, don't ram home the point. The version of you she has built in her mind is better than you could tell her about anyway.

Then if you're not a total dick in chat you're on the easy lane.

Profile should say something like: "looking for someone to share our future excitement and successes with"

Blah blah blah
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