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[HirdyLannister]

3 days in
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Where’s the nearest monastery?

Stop being ugly

 

[Duritz]

Just a reminder that:

junior can have a happy meal

“Neither of us had had a coffee yet so we stopped at a little town in the Adelaide hills.”

 

[perthblue]

“Neither of us had had a coffee yet so we stopped at a little town in the Adelaide hills.”

and I told her that the rich evening sun shining in through the window onto her only accentuated her beauty.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Worth the effort of not giving my customers what I am paid to do for 40 minutes.

 

[Duritz]

Worth the effort of not giving my customers what I am paid to do for 40 minutes.

That’s 40 minutes of blow jobs they’ll never get back.

 

[pekay-norwest]

That’s 40 minutes of blow jobs they’ll never get back.

You are sharp. My jaw is sore.

 

[HairyO]

Stop being ugly

Or start being female. Looks dont matter then.

 

[Damon_3388]

I feel like the main give away will be where they finally hook up and he gets to go down on her daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Would the bush be deciduous, or a succulent?

 

[Duritz]

Would the bush be deciduous, or a succulent*?

* or an evergreen

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Here we go...

Yeah, dude. I'm trolling. I tell all the girls the same thing!

What would you like me to say? That I'm really a sociopath who gets off on the thrill of the chase - emotionally manipulating women in the courtship phase, only to crush them once I have them where I want them?

Not all of us plough through everything that moves and then discards them like used toilet paper when they no longer serve a purpose

Believe it or not, some men actually value a deep emotional connection with the person who they deem to be a suitable partner.

The ability to do so is linked to empathy. I guarantee empathy helps me live happy and enriched life. Do you have it?

If you lack empathy I feel for you. If you are are trolling, shame on you. I'm actually trying to have a serious discussion here.

^^^^^

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

and I told her that the rich evening sun shining in through the window onto her only accentuated her beauty.

Haha. I read the entire post as if it was spoken by a new character in The Inbetweeners.

Would have been better if he posted like Jay. She's proper fit and knobbed me off ya twats.

 

[Mofra]

Haha. I read the entire post as if it was spoken by a new character in The Inbetweeners.

Would have been better if he posted like Jay. She's proper fit and knobbed me off ya twats.

I challenge anyone to read the bolded bit without doing it in Jay's voice. It's impossible.

 

[perthblue]

When I fingered her, she shit down my arm

 

[craigos]

I actually discovered that and Peep Show are on Netflix now.

 

[Hank93]

Same thing happened to me. Twice. A lot of people freak out when things start to get serious unfortunately. She probably thought she was ready but then realised she wasn't so she didn't have the guts to actually tell you. I feel for you mate.

I've recently been dumped by my girlfriend after I told her I loved her. It had been 4 months (surely thats not rushing?) and I thought everything was running smoothly but she didn't seem interested in anything committed. I met her on Tinder too.

In the end, you should never change your thoughts or try to hide your emotions in fear of them freaking out. You're just being you which is important. No bullshitting around. It obviously shows two people at different stages of their life and you'll meet someone better who feels the same way towards you.

Quoting a post from a long way back but it totally matches up with my recent experience that has hit me hard.

As someone who is new to this, I felt totally in. Back and forth for a month, she's from Melbourne, I'm here from April 2. With a week to go before I arrive, Monday to Wednesday last week included sexting galore, snapchat pics being sent. Felt great, couldn't have felt more confident.

I push the envelope a bit on thursday and friday night, thinking this is totally inline with the tone of the messaging the previous three days. And bam she tells me Saturday morning she isn't comfortable with it anymore.

Few messages exchanged after the dreaded "just want to be friends" line, I was still interested in at least meeting the person I had been texting for a month. Organise to see her Thursday this week, she says I'll let you know what works. Thursday comes and she doesn't rock up to the tennis courts or the AAMI park cafe, didn't even message with a lame excuse.

 

[Duritz]

Quoting a post from a long way back but it totally matches up with my recent experience that has hit me hard.

As someone who is new to this, I felt totally in. Back and forth for a month, she's from Melbourne, I'm here from April 2. With a week to go before I arrive, Monday to Wednesday last week included sexting galore, snapchat pics being sent. Felt great, couldn't have felt more confident.

I push the envelope a bit on thursday and friday night, thinking this is totally inline with the tone of the messaging the previous three days. And bam she tells me Saturday morning she isn't comfortable with it anymore.

Few messages exchanged after the dreaded "just want to be friends" line, I was still interested in at least meeting the person I had been texting for a month. Organise to see her Thursday this week, she says I'll let you know what works. Thursday comes and she doesn't rock up to the tennis courts or the AAMI park cafe, didn't even message with a lame excuse.

It’s because all women are ****ed in the head.

Every single one.

 

[Gigantic]

Quoting a post from a long way back but it totally matches up with my recent experience that has hit me hard.

As someone who is new to this, I felt totally in. Back and forth for a month, she's from Melbourne, I'm here from April 2. With a week to go before I arrive, Monday to Wednesday last week included sexting galore, snapchat pics being sent. Felt great, couldn't have felt more confident.

I push the envelope a bit on thursday and friday night, thinking this is totally inline with the tone of the messaging the previous three days. And bam she tells me Saturday morning she isn't comfortable with it anymore.

Few messages exchanged after the dreaded "just want to be friends" line, I was still interested in at least meeting the person I had been texting for a month. Organise to see her Thursday this week, she says I'll let you know what works. Thursday comes and she doesn't rock up to the tennis courts or the AAMI park cafe, didn't even message with a lame excuse.

Yeah, that's a shitty thing to do re not showing up.

But at least she was a bit upfront about things. Nonetheless, doesn't excuse not showing.

 

[HairyO]

I push the envelope a bit on thursday and friday night, thinking this is totally inline with the tone of the messaging the previous three days. And bam she tells me Saturday morning she isn't comfortable with it anymore.

Few messages exchanged after the dreaded "just want to be friends" line

Has anyone ever remained friends with someone they have shared naked pics / had sex with?

Really?

 

[perthblue]

"just want to be friends" = lose their number immediately


You are not having a genuine friendship with somebody you want to, or wanted to, plow with the force of a thousand Mongol warriors.

 

[ash_1050]

Matched with playboy model Leanna Decker or someone posing as her. I'm assuming it's the real deal as she hasn't responded to my witty, charming, sophisticated messages that I send every time* I match with a playboy model.

*she must have swiped right by accident, I've got a face like a smacked arse.

 

[RU_]

Matched with playboy model Leanna Decker or someone posing as her. I'm assuming it's the real deal as she hasn't responded to my witty, charming, sophisticated messages that I send every time* I match with a playboy model.

*she must have swiped right by accident, I've got a face like a smacked arse.

You’re dreaming if you think she needs to use Tinder .

 

[BlueBelle]

Quoting a post from a long way back but it totally matches up with my recent experience that has hit me hard.

As someone who is new to this, I felt totally in. Back and forth for a month, she's from Melbourne, I'm here from April 2. With a week to go before I arrive, Monday to Wednesday last week included sexting galore, snapchat pics being sent. Felt great, couldn't have felt more confident.

I push the envelope a bit on thursday and friday night, thinking this is totally inline with the tone of the messaging the previous three days. And bam she tells me Saturday morning she isn't comfortable with it anymore.

Few messages exchanged after the dreaded "just want to be friends" line, I was still interested in at least meeting the person I had been texting for a month. Organise to see her Thursday this week, she says I'll let you know what works. Thursday comes and she doesn't rock up to the tennis courts or the AAMI park cafe, didn't even message with a lame excuse.

Catfished?

 

[revo333]

Yeah, that's a shitty thing to do re not showing up.

But at least she was a bit upfront about things. Nonetheless, doesn't excuse not showing.

'Organise to see her Thursday this week, she says I'll let you know what works'

If thats all she replied with then that is not agreeing to a meet up.

 

[revo333]

How time and trends change.

2-3 years ago girls were all about wine.

Now its all about dogs.

 

[Duritz]

How time and trends change.

2-3 years ago girls were all about wine.

Now its all about dogs.

First you get the women. Then you get the wine. Then you get the doggystyle.