Computers & Internet Tinder

[Damon_3388]

The profile with the massive list of requirements (e.g. must be tall, fit, outgoing etc etc etc) annoys me.

Even more so when the broad doesn't seem to fall under those very same criteria.

Along similar lines is when people say things like "no time-wasters" or "no assholes". I get that people don't want dickheads, but most either aren't conscious of the fact that they are a dickhead, and those who know they are aren't just going to go "well, that rules me out" and move on.

 

[Damon_3388]

Also, why do people put photos with their kids? Sure, if you have kids, you'll have to mention it at some stage, but seeing a pic of a child never adds to someone's appeal, even if potential matches are OK with it.

The dumbest is when people have a photo with someone else's kid (like a neice or nephew), and mention in their caption "not my kid!". Obviously you're aware of it and aware it detracts from your appeal, so how about you just use a different photo?!

 

[IKnowtheDog]

What are the women on Anastasia like? What are their views on eggplant.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

These days my sex life pretty much revolves around Tinder as I don't go to clubs/bars as much as I used to. Not a necessarily bad thing as I have some good pics up there now but would make me think what would happen if I was in the same period of life say 15 years ago...

 

[Zach Package]

Form an orderly queue gentlemen.

'oh don't worry, that's just how I hold my neck'

 

[ash_1050]

Also, why do people put photos with their kids? Sure, if you have kids, you'll have to mention it at some stage, but seeing a pic of a child never adds to someone's appeal, even if potential matches are OK with it.

The dumbest is when people have a photo with someone else's kid (like a neice or nephew), and mention in their caption "not my kid!". Obviously you're aware of it and aware it detracts from your appeal, so how about you just use a different photo?!

Presumably if you have a kid then it's 'your world' hence posting pics of it. If you don't have a kid you feel a need to clarify which makes sense, I'll swipe left on anyone who has kids simply because if she's calling me daddy I don't want her kids to as well.

 

[revo333]

"No ONS, But not looking for anything serious either"

 

[Scotland]

Presumably if you have a kid then it's 'your world' hence posting pics of it. If you don't have a kid you feel a need to clarify which makes sense, I'll swipe left on anyone who has kids simply because if she's calling me daddy I don't want her kids to as well.

I'm with Damon_3388. If you have kids you can post a photo and say something like 'I have 2 kids' or whatever, but if you don't have kids why not just find photos without kids in them to avoid the confusion? A lot of guys/girls just aren't interested in girls/guys who already have kids.

 

[revo333]

Struck gold a few weeks ago. Matched with someone who had broken up with her BF a month before and her first time on tinder, probably the easiest lay i've had.

 

[Scotland]

Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*

FFFFUUUUUU.

 

[Scotland]

Snapchat filter, I'm sure I'll see what she really looks like in the next photo *scrolls right*
Snapchat filter, I'm sure I'll see what she really looks like in the next photo *scrolls right*
Snapchat filter, I'm sure I'll see what she really looks like in the next photo *scrolls right*
Snapchat filter, I'm sure I'll see what she really looks like in the next photo *scrolls right*
Snapchat filter, I'm sure I'll see what she really looks like in the next photo *scrolls right*

FFFFUUUUUU.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

"No ONS, But not looking for anything serious either"

It's pretty clear at least, she simply wants to plant a tree

 

[HairyO]

Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*
Four girls, I wonder which one she is? *scrolls right*

FFFFUUUUUU.

The fat one with low self esteem.

Definitely swipe right if you hate yourself but love sex.

 

[james Dean]

"No ONS, But not looking for anything serious either"

Aka the one who says the next morning ' I usually never do that'

 

[akkaps]

 

[Billy ray]

fake - model would be 1 on both lists

 

[Gough]

I'm a six times Mr. Universe and fighter pilot, the ladies fall at my feet.

 

[Richo is God]

"Wine, dogs and going on adventures"

 

[perthblue]

just shows how head-****ed the average tinder user is

 

[Drumroe]

What's the difference between cabin crew and a flight attendant?

 

[Scotland]

I find that list hard to believe as almost every girl on Tinder is either an entrepreneur or single mummy @ home.

 

[BotsMaster]

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I would have thought a fitness Instagram model would have been no.1

 

[Golden_6]

I’ve had some alright success on Tinder but I think I might be done with it for now.

Matched with some girl around a month back, she was 19 and seemed pretty normal and innocent and had just broken up with her boyfriend. Good timing for something casual I thought.

It took some convincing but I managed to convince her to pick me up from the city (free lift home) and to come back to stay at my house. That part went okay, she left an item of clothing behind and I thought it may have been on purpose but initially gave her the benefit of the doubt.

She downright refused to pick the item of clothing up despite me saying I would leave it outside for her to get. Kept saying ‘I’ll grab it next time I see you’. I was playing footy last week and she bloody turned up to my game unannounced...I got a massive fright. Gave her some small talk before getting the hell out of there afterwards. Called her out on it, told her to basically piss off and I dropped the clothing at her house.

She knows my address which is scary stuff.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Good Lord

 

[Billy ray]

Hope you don’t have a pet bunny