Computers & Internet Tinder

[GotTheGoodes]

The thing I really dislike is when you get the match, say g'day & then in a few minutes they unmatch.

I'm a pretty simple bloke. My first reply is always "Hey (name)! *wave emoji*"

Swipe right if you like them & left if you don't. It's pretty fn simple really.

Oh, and be really really good looking. Don't forget that vital step.

 

[ash_1050]

I'm a pretty simple bloke. My first reply is always "Hey (name)! *wave emoji*"

I'd unmatch you too, you need to be a bit more creative there mate.

 

[M Malice]

The thing I really dislike is when you get the match, say g'day & then in a few minutes they unmatch.

I'm a pretty simple bloke. My first reply is always "Hey (name)! *wave emoji*"

Swipe right if you like them & left if you don't. It's pretty fn simple really.

Oh, and be really really good looking. Don't forget that vital step.

Haven't you been following the latest BF GD board tips on this? You need to send a photo of your love truncheon.

 

[RU_]

Have just matched with a girl, she's a nurse and by chance through us talking.. she works at the same Health Facility that my work shed is located at.

Stay tuned for the no doubt awkward **** up coming here, i'll deliver in spades no doubt.

 

[M Malice]

Have just matched with a girl, she's a nurse and by chance through us talking.. she works at the same Health Facility that my work shed is located at.

Stay tuned for the no doubt awkward **** up coming here, i'll deliver in spades no doubt.

Even an awkward **** can have a happy ending.

 

[Duritz]

Even an awkward **** can have a happy ending.

Just go to your local Chinese massage. Happy endings day and night.

 

[Feraligatr]

The thing I really dislike is when you get the match, say g'day & then in a few minutes they unmatch.

I'm a pretty simple bloke. My first reply is always "Hey (name)! *wave emoji*"

Swipe right if you like them & left if you don't. It's pretty fn simple really.

Oh, and be really really good looking. Don't forget that vital step.

Yeah that sucks. If someone matches me on tinder I always talk to them. I don't unmatch unless we really aren't compatable.

Have just matched with a girl, she's a nurse and by chance through us talking.. she works at the same Health Facility that my work shed is located at.

Stay tuned for the no doubt awkward **** up coming here, i'll deliver in spades no doubt.

Good luck you'll do fine.

 

[Blacky]

Recently moved to Geelong from Melbourne, contraception doesn't seem to be high on a lot of people's lists.

In Geelong they use photos of Willo_ as contraception

 

[RU_]

Yeah that sucks. If someone matches me on tinder I always talk to them. I don't unmatch unless we really aren't compatable.



Good luck you'll do fine.

You underestimate me.

Tell her guys, cmon.

 

[Duritz]

You underestimate me.

Tell her guys, cmon.

LOL.

Cager Macleod RU is unfortunately right. He’s like a living romcom leading male. Except he’s yet to get the girl.

 

[Willo_]

In Geelong they use photos of Willo_ as contraception

 

[dales.girl38]

Stay tuned for the no doubt awkward **** up coming here, i'll deliver in spades no doubt.

Just don't deliver flowers in spades and you'll be fine

 

[Duritz]

Just don't deliver flowers in spades and you'll be fine

Usually flowers come in pots.

 

[GreyCrow]

Usually flowers come in pots.

Not when I dig them up

 

[Feraligatr]

LOL.

Cager Macleod RU is unfortunately right. He’s like a living romcom leading male. Except he’s yet to get the girl.

Awww

 

[RU_]

This ones going to be even better though because when I **** it up, she’s going to be at the same workplace!

What a situation!

 

[Feraligatr]

This ones going to be even better though because when I **** it up, she’s going to be at the same workplace!

What a situation!

Usually I would say don't shit where you eat. I did it once and I ended up with a very broken heart.
It's a long story.

 

[RU_]

Usually I would say don't shit where you eat. I did it once and I ended up with a very broken heart.
It's a long story.

It’s a bit different, she’s a nurse at the same health facility that my work shed is located at, id only see if her we got a job in the same area she worked in, and it would be for 30 seconds.

 

[M Malice]

It’s a bit different, she’s a nurse at the same health facility that my work shed is located at, id only see if her we got a job in the same area she worked in, and it would be for 30 seconds.

Sometimes 30 seconds is long enough.

 

[brahj]

Have just matched with a girl, she's a nurse and by chance through us talking.. she works at the same Health Facility that my work shed is located at.

Stay tuned for the no doubt awkward **** up coming here, i'll deliver in spades no doubt.

I matched with the girl who works on the front desk in my building about 6 months ago. It actually made the date way less awkward because I’d stop and chat for 5 minutes here and there. We didn’t go much further than a sly pash and nothing really clicked but I still go and talk to her every now and then. What a beautiful story.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

This ones going to be even better though because when I **** it up, she’s going to be at the same workplace!

What a situation!

You waiting to see her

 

[Morganashlee]

Good luck you'll do fine.

No lol he won’t.

 

[Feraligatr]

I went on a date today with a guy who looked kinda cute in his photos but I couldn't really work it out but when I saw him he was super cute and we had a lot in common. And best of all we are going to see each other again ^_^
I'm actually quite excited to see where it goes.

 

[BlueBelle]

I went on a date today with a guy who looked kinda cute in his photos but I couldn't really work it out but when I saw him he was super cute and we had a lot in common. And best of all we are going to see each other again ^_^
I'm actually quite excited to see where it goes.

You go girl! When’s the next date?

 

[Duritz]

I went on a date today with a guy who looked kinda cute in his photos but I couldn't really work it out but when I saw him he was super cute and we had a lot in common. And best of all we are going to see each other again ^_^
I'm actually quite excited to see where it goes.

Does he like avocado? If he does, run!