Computers & Internet Tinder

[11kgm]

But less reliable. If we men-folk were a sure thing I doubt there'd be as much demand for battery powered options.

Yep, i haven't found a Vibrator that conks out in a minute and cries in bed

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

If you wank with death grip you'll never cum fast again

 

[faible]

This last page has really taken a turn. We need some cringeworthy Tinder stories to get us back on track.

 

[Deliverance]

Vibrator encouraged orgasms and penis encouraged orgasms are quite different.

Physically, emotionally or both?

 

[Taylor]

Physically, emotionally or both?

In this context, it's the same thing. The physicality of it is the emotional drive, his physical reaction to me is literally inside me and that's mine and it's for me and I can feel how much he is enjoying this and I'm enjoying that as well how it feels.

It's not a "I'm so in love" thing, it's a "you're so in this moment with me that nothing else exists" thing - which is better to me.

The orgasms are way, way better. We take a more roundabout route to get there but once we arrive the car drives right off the cliff into the ocean where I might stay and enjoy the view a while, I'm along for the ride and he likes taking me to the beach and he we don't actually get there until he does, but as far as I'm concerned we could have stopped at any of the beaches he showed me before we arrived at the one he wanted.

I'm trying to be as descriptive without being graphic.

 

[11kgm]

This last page has really taken a turn. We need some cringeworthy Tinder stories to get us back on track.

Went on a date with a girl once who kept telling me she missed ****, i misunderstood her turns out she missed having a **** and regretted the surgery

Or the girl who was bald (Out of choice) but turned out to have a bush like i have never seen before, like she got her head hair and stuck it down there

The girl who said she enjoys light bdsm and pulls out a black case with more knives in then a knife block (run out of their fast)

Or going to melbourne banging a random girl who turned out to be the younger sister of my hairdresser

 

[tandino]

Or going to melbourne banging a random girl who turned out to be the younger sister of my hairdresser

Whats wrong with that?

 

[faible]

Whats wrong with that?

His hairdresser is his cousin.

 

[11kgm]

Whats wrong with that?

Not realising turning up to your hairdresser on the Monday, then her telling mum as well

That was an awkward conversation

 

[tandino]

Not realising turning up to your hairdresser on the Monday, then her telling mum as well

Are they both single?

 

[11kgm]

Are they both single?

Hairdresser now is, but at the time nope

 

[tandino]

Hairdresser now is, but at the time nope

Perfect.

She knows you're up for it now. Get the job done.

 

[11kgm]

Perfect.

She knows you're up for it now. Get the job done.

Complete the set haha see who is better younger sister or older sister

 

[tandino]

Complete the set haha see who is better younger sister or older sister

Go for it son, go and get answers for those questions.

 

[11kgm]

Go for it son, go and get answers for those questions.

I will have to find her on facebook haha

 

[Run n Spread]

Complete the set haha see who is better younger sister or older sister

Could even go the mother as well. Go the sportsman 3some

 

[11kgm]

Could even go the mother as well. Go the sportsman 3some

funny thing is the mother was my teacher at school haha

 

[Run n Spread]

Love hate relationship with this. Was OK during the partial lockdown but it's so much work for little reward. Low % option. Weird thing it's become so mainstream it makes it harder for the desperate to meet anyone through other avenues

 

[ash_1050]

OK Cupid have removed the search function on their website. It's effectively now an online more irritating version of Tinder where you don't have any of the features that made it stand out.

 

[11kgm]

OK Cupid have removed the search function on their website. It's effectively now an online more irritating version of Tinder where you don't have any of the features that made it stand out.

its between POF and tinder

**** humble

 

[ash_1050]

its between POF and tinder

fu** humble

Bumble and Hinge are my two favourites, haven't tried POF and Tinder is a cess pool these days.

 

[11kgm]

Bumble and Hinge are my two favourites, haven't tried POF and Tinder is a cess pool these days.

Bumble is terrible as a male

Hinge doesn't work where I am

 

[Billy ray]

Bumble worked for me back when i was on these things. Still with my bumble girl 2.5 years on

 

[ash_1050]

Bumble is terrible as a male

Hinge doesn't work where I am

Why is bumble terrible?

Also what are you looking for, casual sex or a relationship?

 

[Hawk Dork]

My mate loves bumble he has tried them all and it works best for him he has to filter heavily because of the demand