Computers & Internet Tinder

[craigos]

Call me sexist but if a girl told me she loves to banter my penis would crawl back up inside my body, build a house and live there for eternity.

 

[faible]

Haven't used Tinder but recently got onto the Bumble.. I think the idea of not being able to message first makes me way more comfortable

Have a pretty good filter system where if they have a pic where they have used that dog-ear filter thing, or if they are at the races or with a horse, that's an easy no swipe

But the one thing that seems to irk me the most is 'BANTER - MUST LOVE THE BANTS - LOVE THE BANTER' - every 2nd profile seems to mention it

So you mean being able to talk to each other? Is that what that means? I would have thought that seems redundant to mention. I don't know why and it's probably irrational but there is something really annoying about that term

Are you in your early 20s? Seems up there with the "I just want someone to look at memes with" line. Apparently that's what passes for social interaction?

 

[radiojake]

Are you in your early 20s? Seems up there with the "I just want someone to look at memes with" line. Apparently that's what passes for social interaction?

36 unfortunately

 

[radiojake]

Call me sexist but if a girl told me she loves to banter my penis would crawl back up inside my body, build a house and live there for eternity.

I don't see how that is sexist -

I can't put my finger on the exact reason why the term it irks me, but it does

 

[faible]

36 unfortunately

And grown women are putting that line up? No wonder they're single...

 

[faible]

I don't see how that is sexist -

I can't put my finger on the exact reason why the term it irks me, but it does

Probably because it's used by vapid British reality TV 'stars' and is fairly reflective of the level of independent thought that person is capable of? Or am I being too harsh...

 

[bok_party]

It’s because they want to be able to be seen as they can take jokes etc but the reality is, they can’t handle jokes in the first place.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Only to break up eventually and they end up single mothers and we struggle to see the kids. Yep fu** that

Here comes the MRA.

 

[faible]

Here comes the MRA.

m8 this is the Tinder thread

 

[Jesse Custer]

And grown women are putting that line up? No wonder they're single...

There's no good men left.

 

[Millky95]

Here comes the MRA.

m8 this is the Tinder thread

There's no good men left.

r/niceguys
r/nicegirls

Goes both ways. Online dating suuuuucks but I know 2 of my mates (both females) found some really good partners from it and they are very happy. Gives you some hope

 

[Chaseton]

I once matched with a woman turned out to be a man and sent me photos of his w***y.

 

[Jesse Custer]

I once matched with a woman turned out to be a man and sent me photos of his w***y.

Now thats one of the better experiences id imagine

 

[Chaseton]

Now thats one of the better experiences id imagine

Safe to say my willy never recovered

 

[Billy ray]

I once matched with a woman turned out to be a man and sent me photos of his w***y.

Huge if true

 

[Plugger35]

I'm guessing you also don't look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame in your photos, that also helps.

Some Hunchbacks still do OK with the ladies.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Haven't used Tinder but recently got onto the Bumble.. I think the idea of not being able to message first makes me way more comfortable

Have a pretty good filter system where if they have a pic where they have used that dog-ear filter thing, or if they are at the races or with a horse, that's an easy no swipe

But the one thing that seems to irk me the most is 'BANTER - MUST LOVE THE BANTS - LOVE THE BANTER' - every 2nd profile seems to mention it

So you mean being able to talk to each other? Is that what that means? I would have thought that seems redundant to mention. I don't know why and it's probably irrational but there is something really annoying about that term

Liking banter, having been overseas and liking dogs seem to be the only interests/personality traits most girls have. Basically code for 'I'm boring but I'm a girl so that's okay'.

 

[revo333]

Liking banter, having been overseas and liking dogs seem to be the only interests/personality traits most girls have. Basically code for 'I'm boring but I'm a girl so that's okay'.

'world traveller'

but to be fair when all your friends are married and you don't have any kids what else are you going to do?

 

[revo333]

Liking banter, having been overseas and liking dogs seem to be the only interests/personality traits most girls have. Basically code for 'I'm boring but I'm a girl so that's okay'.

The dogs is the biggest turn off for me.

A profile pic with a dog is a red flag and anything in the bio that says 'must love dogs' or 'my dog comes first'

 

[Hawk Dork]

The dogs is the biggest turn off for me.

A profile pic with a dog is a red flag and anything in the bio that says 'must love dogs' or 'my dog comes first'

Dog smells would be the end for me too

 

[Sketi]

Liking banter, having been overseas and liking dogs seem to be the only interests/personality traits most girls have. Basically code for 'I'm boring but I'm a girl so that's okay'.

What about loving "food and laughing"

Literally everyone in the world loves these things ffs

 

[radiojake]

What about loving "food and laughing"

Literally everyone in the world loves these things ffs

 

[Sketi]

Haha yeah I'm sure dudes profiles are equally as cringe.

 

[Hawk Dork]

one likes colourful socks

 

[JezzasOnTheAsphalt]

The dogs is the biggest turn off for me.

A profile pic with a dog is a red flag and anything in the bio that says 'must love dogs' or 'my dog comes first'

The other day I saw “You’ll just have to understand that my dog is more important than you.” Rough start.