Computers & Internet Tinder

[Gough]

Did you tell an out of context story on purpose or

People change.

 

[utility]

I swore off apps (in Australia) a month ago. Insufferable wenches can stock up on wine and cat food. Look forward to returning to Mother Russia when the border finally re-opens.

 

[akkaps]

Lack of Emoji in your initial message.
But that is savage

 

[craigos]

Poor opening line, poor response, just poor all-round.

 

[Millky95]

I swore off apps (in Australia) a month ago. Insufferable wenches can stock up on wine and cat food. Look forward to returning to Mother Russia when the border finally re-opens.

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$10 says if you said "Hi " you would have been ghosted for being too generic

 

[gaskin]

I don't think she understands what racist even means so you dodged a bullet with that one.

 

[faible]

I swore off apps (in Australia) a month ago. Insufferable wenches can stock up on wine and cat food. Look forward to returning to Mother Russia when the border finally re-opens.

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Well that certainly escalated didn't it.

 

[Mazza1234678]

So the chick I was seeing off Tinder for roughly 6 months and seemed fine after about 10 or so dates gives me an ultimatum that she needs commitment and wants me to move in with her as she would like to get engaged ASAP cos she wants kids lol. Told me that if I can’t provide that to her now we need to cut off

Therefore have bolted and left the relationship

Seriosuly why are woman absolutely ****ed these days. Don’t wanna build trust and foundations, just want shit now and then complain when it goes to shit

Absolutely over it

Is there something I’m missing here?

 

[Sketi]

Is there something I’m missing here?

She around the mid 30s mark? I find a lot of women without kids at that age are in a mad hurry because they are racing against the biological clock. Good to try and gauge that urgency nice and early.

Sorry that happened though dude.

 

[Mazza1234678]

She around the mid 30s mark? I find a lot of women without kids at that age are in a mad hurry because they are racing against the biological clock. Good to try and gauge that urgency nice and early.

Sorry that happened though dude.

I’m 25 and she just turned 28

****ing woman are mad these days

I get all the biological shit, but I’m the type who would rather invest another 6-12 months to build trust and foundations and make sure things are right before rushing into shit with a woman who may not be who I thought

Personally I think I dodged a bullet

 

[utility]

Therefore have bolted and left the relationship

Good move. No way a 25yo should get married to an older woman after six months together. Madness.

Some of the best times of my life were chasing skirt in my mid-twenties.

Spin plates m'lad, spin plates!

 

[Jack Richards]

So the chick I was seeing off Tinder for roughly 6 months and seemed fine after about 10 or so dates gives me an ultimatum that she needs commitment and wants me to move in with her as she would like to get engaged ASAP cos she wants kids lol. Told me that if I can’t provide that to her now we need to cut off

Therefore have bolted and left the relationship

Seriosuly why are woman absolutely f’ed these days. Don’t wanna build trust and foundations, just want sh*t now and then complain when it goes to sh*t

Absolutely over it

Is there something I’m missing here?

Isn't Tinder supposed to be the occasional shag show? That's how I remember it.

When did it become a relationship platform? I genuinely chuckle, when couples say they met on Tinder..

 

[Mazza1234678]

Isn't Tinder supposed to be the occasional shag show? That's how I remember it.

When did it become a relationship platform? I genuinely chuckle, when couples say they met on Tinder..

Yeah I generally use it for that, but actually didn’t mind this chick and thought there actually may be something

Will go back to using it for what it’s intended for

Woman can get stuffed

 

[Jack Richards]

hen the next arvo I send her a text and talk about some stuff that happened on the date including I just realised we haven't swapped numbers. She sends another giant text back and that "I don't give out my number on first dates, you'll have to wait if see if we make a second date and go from there."

Abort. Wants it on her terms.

 

[revo333]

From my experience using the app, Australian girls seem to have more of a chip on their shoulder than other nationalities and now I find most conversations with them rather unpleasant.

I will still use the app to meet people when on holiday but have giving up using the app to try and meet up with locals.

 

[Mazza1234678]

Good move. No way a 25yo should get married to an older woman after six months together. Madness.

Some of the best times of my life were chasing skirt in my mid-twenties.

Spin plates m'lad, spin plates!

No chance I was falling for that mate, chick was mad

Exactly right so much fun left in the tank

 

[scottishfiction]

From my experience using the app, Australian girls seem to have more of a chip on their shoulder than other nationalities and now I find most conversations with them rather unpleasant.

I will still use the app to meet people when on holiday but have giving up using the app to try and meet up with locals.

English chicks are elite on tinder, go to spoons for nine pints and come home, shag em, then get the text 'I've actually got a boyfriend, last night was fun though!'

 

[HairyO]

I swore off apps (in Australia) a month ago. Insufferable wenches can stock up on wine and cat food. Look forward to returning to Mother Russia when the border finally re-opens.

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With her serious lack of sense of humour Im going with German accent.

 

[faible]

I’m 25 and she just turned 28

A friend of mine started losing her shit around 27 / 28 because she was desperate to have kids before she was 30. Went in to every relationship focused exclusively on how soon they could have kids, and surprise, surprise, only managed to date douchebags in very unhealthy relationships. Thankfully for her, no kids.

 

[Mazza1234678]

A friend of mine started losing her sh*t around 27 / 28 because she was desperate to have kids before she was 30. Went in to every relationship focused exclusively on how soon they could have kids, and surprise, surprise, only managed to date douchebags in very unhealthy relationships. Thankfully for her, no kids.

Yup this chick is utterly adamant that she has to have kids by 30 and needs someone to commit to her early so she can hahaha

Good luck to her finding that with a decent bloke

Utterly delusional

She will find someone who will give her that and treat her like absolute shit

Woman have no idea when they have something good

 

[2006_Eagles]

I swore off apps (in Australia) a month ago. Insufferable wenches can stock up on wine and cat food. Look forward to returning to Mother Russia when the border finally re-opens.

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Sounds like you have a very dry sense of humour which doesn't translate well purely by text. Nothing about her bio indicated that she was the playful type. Should have lubed up a bit with an emoji (or 2) going in dry with a stranger.

Bullet dodged anyway, she doesn't sound fun at all and a mayor bish.

Getting 4 consecutive retaliatory messages is actually pretty impressive!

 

[revo333]

English chicks are elite on tinder, go to spoons for nine pints and come home, shag em, then get the text 'I've actually got a boyfriend, last night was fun though!'

Using tinder in America 4 years ago was an eye opener to just what we miss out on living in Australia, The girls love sex, hooking up and having an Australian accent was all I needed.

All great in bed as well.

 

[2006_Eagles]

Using tinder in America 4 years ago was an eye opener to just what we miss out on living in Australia, The girls love sex, hooking up and having an Australian accent was all I needed.

All great in bed as well.

Aussie accent holds an elite amount of value worldwide with teh babez. You don't even have to put much effort in at all.

Similar to how Aussie girls swoon for Frenchies

Sounds like you killed it

 

[royboy2]

They just eat it up, When in Canada I would just walk into a club in say G'day, every so often throw in some rhyming slang and Robert's your father's brother

 

[radiojake]

Yeh damn my trip to the US that was supposed to happen in June was gonna be my first o/s trip when I was single ... was hoping to test out how effective our accent was..