Remove this Banner Ad

Tippet

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Status
Not open for further replies.
Giraffe

Giraffe

Rookie
Jan 19, 2008
27
45
Adelaide
AFL Club
Hawthorn
I have been a Crows supporter since the club started before that I supported Hawthorn and I fully understand the game and it's rules & regulations.during the 49 years that i have followed Aussie rules i have seen many players who were terribly underrated and never received the accolades they deserved,I have also witnessed many players who were terribly overrated and received undeserved accolades from both the Media & the public, BUT ....the most overrated player I have EVER seen is undoubtedly the useless ..KURT TIPPETT,...it was the finest move Adelaide Crows made when they let him go,totally useless, i wouldn't pay him out with metal washers, he is not only useless but also a hindrance to his team mates, he just lopes around the field like a lost soul. He looked pathetic against GWS even before he got "injured" thank goodness we don't have him moping around in the Crows guernsey anymore.
 
Don Muraco said:
I think Mr Giraffe is in the wrong zoo
Click to expand...

This poster is an impeccable judge, it shouldn't matter.
He was right about Tredrea all those years ago.

Giraffe said:
I viewed the Sydney v Port game on TV today,and was stunned when I saw a close up of Tredrea,he looks,and moves, like a 40 year old,surely Port have someone better than him,I think he is a burden to the Port side.:eek::eek::eek:
Click to expand...
 

Log in to remove this Banner Ad

adelaidecrows said:
Its the quality not the quantity. For some anyway.
Click to expand...
This is all class.

Giraffe said:
Port's slump needs no explanation,it's simply NOWHERE NEAR GOOD ENOUGH.great lack of skills all round and still suffering from too many BIGHEADS . simple as that.
Click to expand...

On the Port board, not deleted. The man deserves a medal.
 

Remove this Banner Ad

displacedaussie said:
If I had managed 9 posts in nearly 9 years, this is exactly how I would have wanted my 10th post to turn out.

Godspeed Mr Giraffe. :fire:
Click to expand...
You know those SF episodes where some guy is trapped in a phantom zone where 1 second equals a year and everyone around him is frozen in time. I think that's what's happening here.
 
displacedaussie said:
If I had managed 9 posts in nearly 9 years, this is exactly how I would have wanted my 10th post to turn out.

Godspeed Mr Giraffe. :fire:
Click to expand...
He's like Halley's****ing Comet !

I like the idea of a once a year alias though - randomness appeals to my sense of humour I think !
 

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

11 posts 8 likes

C'mon peoples !!!!!
100% like/post ratio

Make it happen ! :D
 
Last edited:
little graham said:
This is all class.



On the Port board, not deleted. The man deserves a medal.
Click to expand...


Gem from the Bay

Giraffe said:
Port Adelaide for 2016 Olympics

Supporters For The Port Adelaide 2016 Olympic Games Bid...

Port Adelaide has entered into the running for the 2016 Olympics; with such a well thought out plan I think they are in with a chance!
biggrin.gif


The Olympic Flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a local of Taperoo wearing a counterfeit Fubo shirt, stolen Billabong board shorts, and, to keep with tradition no shoes.

100 METRE SPRINT
Competitors will start outside Hungry Jack's Port Adelaide, and will have to hold a VCR & a Microwave (one in each arm) and, on the sound of the starter's gun, a Police dog will be released from a cage 10 metres behind the athletes.

100 METRE HURDLES
As above but with added obstacles, car bonnets, hedges, garden beds, fences, walls etc.

HAMMER THROW
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc). The winner will be the one who can cause the most grievous bodily harm to Victorian residents and their caravans visiting West Beach Resort within the time allowed.

SHOOTING
A strong challenge is expected from the men in this event. The first target will be a moving Police vehicle. In the second round, competitors will aim at the Port Adelaide Post Office Clerk, Mobil Petrol Station Console Operator or Bottleshop Attendant.

BOXING
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams and will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 glasses of Bourbon and Coke at the RamsgateHotel, while the wife wearing bike pants, an old T-shirt, and thongs will be told not to make him any dinner when he gets home. To charge him further she will ask him to remove the old commodore transmission from the bath.
biggrin.gif



CYCLING TIME TRIALS
The competitor will attend the Port Mall Shopping Centre where they will obtain a bicycle stolen from a Portside Christian school student, they will then be pitted against the clock. Bonus points will be awarded for a helmet, which would have been procured at the time of getting the bike.

MEN'S 50KM WALK
Unfortunately this is now cancelled, as organisers cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Port Adelaide.
tongue.gif


GYMNASTICS
The Beam will be replaced by a strip of gutter along St Vincents Street, outside Centrelink. The event will commence at closing time - we expect some rather difficult dismounts to be performed on this apparatus. The floor routine will be conducted in the padded cell of the Adelaide Jail.
tongue.gif


CLOSING CEREMONY
Entertainment will include a bonfire made out of the Taperoo Primary School, accompanied by a local pub cover band. The Olympic Flame will be extinguished by the Port Adelaide Mayor by urinating from the base of the spire in a cascading effect. The stadium (to be constructed within the Portmall Carpark) will then be boarded up before local athletes break in to it and remove all the copper piping, electrical wiring and air conditioners :thumbsu:
Click to expand...
 
Giraffe said:
I only post when i have a sensible comment,.......unlike a lot who often say a lot that means NOTHING.
Click to expand...
nothing? NOTHING? NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Remove this Banner Ad

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Back
Top