Opinion Tips for consuming the football and the MELBOURNE DEMONS this season

[Headless]

1. If you wish to consume the football and the MELBOURNE DEMONS live, make sure you know when the game will begin. Otherwise, you may miss the game!

Over to you!

 

[Scythe]

1. If you wish to consume the football and the MELBOURNE DEMONS live, make sure you know when the game will begin. Otherwise, you may miss the game!

Over to you!

You may also miss the game due to inclement weather such as lightning

 

[Headless]

You may also miss the game due to inclement weather such as lightning

Is your tip to dress appropriately if attending the game, Scythe?

 

[Scythe]

Is your tip to dress appropriately if attending the game, Scythe?

Yes, although lightning repellent clothing can be difficult to find. I suggest not going

 

[Headless]

Yes, although lightning repellent clothing can be difficult to find. I suggest not going

Another great tip!

Thread is paying for itself already. I feel confident Bluelegs will have some great tips about food and drink options.

 

[Bluelegs]

Another great tip!

Thread is paying for itself already. I feel confident Bluelegs will have some great tips about food and drink options.

I thought this thread was asking for links to illegal streaming services.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Try seasoning before consuming.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

1. If you wish to consume the football and the MELBOURNE DEMONS live, make sure you know when the game will begin. Otherwise, you may miss the game!

Over to you!

They are both hard to swallow, so in order to consume them at the same time, I would probably try either end of me to do so in tandem.

I would then obviously switch ends each week.

 

[Proper Gander]

How do I miss all our games?

 

[Daemon]

Always have a packet of Harvest Snaps ready to munch on during the game. I recommend my personal favourite - Chilli.

 

[Daemon]

Also make sure you double check the teams that are playing. The team is not the Casey Demons (although Lampers probably would like the company). Nor are they they the soon to be commissioned Tasmania Devils. You want the Melbourne Demons.

 

[JP2]

If the team are playing badly, try shouting: "C'mon, do something!". This will encourage the players to do something.

 

[Headless]

If the team are playing badly, try shouting: "C'mon, do something!". This will encourage the players to do something.

GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO WHOM WAS THAT??????????????

 

[MarcMaverick]

How do I miss all our games?

Fiahing, foraging, cooking,gardening, playing video/computer games etc...

 

[Dory_77]

Anytime a Melbourne player lays a tackle yell 'BALLLLLLL!'

Anytime a Melbourne player is tackled yell one of 'HOW'S HIS HEAD?!' or 'IN HIS BACK!'

 

[Headless]

Another great tip!

Thread is paying for itself already. I feel confident Bluelegs will have some great tips about food and drink options.

Well, Bluelegs?

 

[melbun]

GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO WHOM WAS THAT??????????????

Nobody at the footy uses the "whom" word.

 

[Bluelegs]

Well, Bluelegs?

A thermos is perfectly burrito shaped.

 

[Charlie_s123]

If the team are playing badly, try shouting: "C'mon, do something!". This will encourage the players to do something.

Also if singling out a player be sure to shout their number so they know who you’re talking to.

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Nobody at the footy uses the "whom" word.

Au contraire, mon ami. Proper diction is the thin grammatical line separating civilisation from barbarism.

 

[melbun]

Au contraire, mon ami. Proper diction is the thin grammatical line separating civilisation from barbarism.

Oh Cointreau, mate; footy defines civilization.

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Oh Cointreau, mate; footy defines civilization.

Indeed. Footy defines civilisation; grammar merely clarifies whom we’re yelling at.

 

[Proper Gander]

I endorse screaming BALLLLL! as much as possible. Regardless of whether there is a tackle happening or not. I do it most at half time.

Who’s that to? Another good one. Do it dripping with anger, but best to do it during a rare, pinpoint pass that leads to goal.

We’re a developing team. You don’t want anyone getting too comfortable out there

 

[Bluelegs]

I endorse screaming BALLLLL! as much as possible. Regardless of whether there is a tackle happening or not. I do it most at half time.

Who’s that to? Another good one. Do it dripping with anger, but best to do it during a rare, pinpoint pass that leads to goal.

We’re a developing team. You don’t want anyone getting too comfortable out there

Some great opportunities to shout deliberate regardless of the lasso rule being brought in.

 

[Johnny Karate]

1. If you wish to consume the football and the MELBOURNE DEMONS live, THEN make sure you know when the game will begin. Otherwise, you may miss the game!

Over to you!

I always knew Headless was really Damien Barrett.

I thought this thread was asking for links to illegal streaming services.

‘Legs is really feeling the Pornhub ban.