Family & Relationships tips on getting a girlfriend

[William Wonka]

hey everyone,

i have been unlucky. i am 18 and never had a girlfriend. Does anyone have any tips on getting one? What to do?.... Im pretty ugly so that doesn't help! I do though workout a bit so that may help? What is you guys tips on getting a girlfriend and do you know anyone looking for someone?

cheers

feel free to PM me if you feel more comfortable giving me tips there.

Ill play this straight on the off chance you're legit.

Ignore all previous advice to begin with, most of its bullshit.
Done that?
Good.
Now, two things and two thing only.

1. Chat to lots of women in a normal pleasant manner.
2. Ask them out.

Thats it.

 

[Cuzz09]

The George Costanza tactic from Seinfeld.

My fave Seinfeld ep!!

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[Cuzz09]

Be yourself.

Unless you're fat or ugly or both.

Then be less fat and ugly.

Basically.

Or be confident.

I dont know.

Just be.

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[CasuallyDressed]

Pick single, non-gay females.

So don't be me.

 

[Dazb86]

Grow a mullet

 

[Coolangatta]

Yeah, keep working out, diet well, etc. One day you might get cocky, but that's not a bad thing, as long as you're not a bully and a psychological vampire.

You'll be alright. Maybe.

 

[Jobe Watson]

Go to the gym. 4-5 times a week. Even if you don't like it, and think that it's mundane to spend hours and hours of your life doing the same exercises over and over again just to look like some Calvin Klein underwear model, you gotta hit those weights.

Spend a lot of money on clothes and shoes. Supreme. Gucci. Yeezys. Nothing says "I'm dateable" like spending all of your rent money on trendy items of clothing.

There are a lot of really good videos on YouTube made by pick-up artists. They'll teach you a few tricks about how to seduce a female. Some of these techniques have a 100% success rate. Girls are so dumb and easy and gullible lolz.

The only thing that matters in life is getting chicks, bro. If you don't have a long term girlfriend by age 24 you may as well just end it.

 

[Always Ballin]

just be alpha mail bro

 

[FootyJunkie]

Go to the gym. 4-5 times a week. Even if you don't like it, and think that it's mundane to spend hours and hours of your life doing the same exercises over and over again just to look like some Calvin Klein underwear model, you gotta hit those weights.

Spend a lot of money on clothes and shoes. Supreme. Gucci. Yeezys. Nothing says "I'm dateable" like spending all of your rent money on trendy items of clothing.

There are a lot of really good videos on YouTube made by pick-up artists. They'll teach you a few tricks about how to seduce a female. Some of these techniques have a 100% success rate. Girls are so dumb and easy and gullible lolz.

The only thing that matters in life is getting chicks, bro. If you don't have a long term girlfriend by age 24 you may as well just end it.

Blowmeuptom.com

 

[Cuzz09]

Walk up to the girl you like and say "hi"

Then run off.

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