On the first day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: a redeveloped MCG
On the second day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the third day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the fourth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the fifth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the sixth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the seventh day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the eighth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the ninth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the tenth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: Ten’s Timmy Webster, nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: eleven corporate boxes, Ten’s Timmy Webster, nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the twelfth of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: twelve conflicts of interest, eleven corporate boxes, Ten’s Timmy Webster, nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the second day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the third day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the fourth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the fifth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the sixth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the seventh day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the eighth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the ninth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the tenth day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: Ten’s Timmy Webster, nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: eleven corporate boxes, Ten’s Timmy Webster, nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
On the twelfth of Christmas, Wayne Jackson gave to me: twelve conflicts of interest, eleven corporate boxes, Ten’s Timmy Webster, nine Colonial lockouts, eight teams in Melbourne, Seven’s rights go missing, six fines for melees, five on the bench, four goal umpys, three cap breaches, two Sydney clubs and a redeveloped MCG
