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In light of the eagles trolls who seem to inhibit this board, and the general feeling in this fair state recently, I think the following quote from the Bible sums it up really:

Matthew 24:28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

Touché God.
 

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Very amusing, but here is one you missed.

2 Esdras (Apocrypha), chapter 11

"5": Moreover I beheld, and, lo, the eagle flew with her feathers, and reigned upon earth, and over them that dwelt therein.
 

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And here is a note on the mighty Purple Haze;

Epistle of Jeremiah, from Baruch (Apocrypha)

"71": And ye shall know them to be no gods by the bright purple that rotteth upon them: and they themselves afterward shall be eaten, and shall be a reproach in the country. :(
 

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ImperialPurple said:
Look at the size of th......at.

There is no way my chin is that big.

:eek:

Otherwise - stick Gardiner's or Matera's faces on those butt-ugly birds and I'll take it... ;)
It just occurred to me that it might be Peter Wilson!
 

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ThePope said:
Leviticus 11:13 (King James Version)
they are an abomination: the eagle

Other versions have the Eagle described as detestable or disgusting.


Real happy that you guys are talking lots of footy...........NOT!!!!!!!!

WHAT A JOKE.........
 
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