Toilet etiquette

[Wojcinski]

In the mens at work there are 5 cubicles and 4 urinals.

In my opinion they should be filled in this order:
1 or 5, then 3, then 2 or 4.

Urinals should be filled 1 or 4, then 2 or 3.

I always seem to go for 5 when all of them are available and some campaigner comes in and walks past 1, 2 and 3 empty and sits down in number 4.


Please don't sit next to me when you're pooping if there are other viable options. Does everyone else abide by these rules or am I just weird?

 

[Shell]

You men and your urinals.



For me- I always go to the stall furthest from the entrance. People are lazy and it's usually the cleanest.

 

[Quivorir]

Studies say the cleanest toilets are actually the first couple as almost everybody walks past to try and get to the rear of the room.

Read that whilst sitting on the throne once.

 

[Quivorir]

Well, it appears we are at an impasse.

 

[Shell]

Well I disagree with that. The messiest are the ones at the front.


And jesus christ some women are ****ing pigs. And I'm talking about thattimeofthemonthstuff. /vomit

 

[Gough]

Stand or sit to wipe?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Stand or sit to wipe?

Neither, I lie down.

 

[Power Raid]

In the mens at work there are 5 cubicles and 4 urinals.

In my opinion they should be filled in this order:
1 or 5, then 3, then 2 or 4.

Urinals should be filled 1 or 4, then 2 or 3.

I always seem to go for 5 when all of them are available and some campaigner comes in and walks past 1, 2 and 3 empty and sits down in number 4.


Please don't sit next to me when you're pooping if there are other viable options. Does everyone else abide by these rules or am I just weird?

perhaps they're lonely or just not confident enough to go through the journey alone. perhaps you should offer to hold hands under the cubicle for support.

 

[iluvparis]

Op has nailed it: the 5-1-3-4-2 system should be flipping obvious to even the most insipid mouth breather

 

[Predator35]

Correct. Myth busters did an Ep on it and the closest to the door were the least used

 

[the_interloper]

I just shit in the shower and stamp it through the drain with my foot.

 

[Smoooothy]

while we're on it - the toilet is not the place to discuss business

i'm looking at you, company directors...

 

[Gralin]

exactly its for candy crush and big footy

 

[Deep]

When dropping logs always bigfooty

 

[Allikat]

Don't you guys just all line up next to each other at urinals to compare?

 

[Plugger35]

perhaps they're lonely or just not confident enough to go through the journey alone. perhaps you should offer to hold hands under the cubicle for support.

Some toilet cubicles even have holes in them so you can hold hands with the person next to you, at least I think that's what they're for.

 

[Brad Goodman]

Well, it appears we are at an impasse.

Metamucil usually does the trick.

 

[Brad Goodman]

Don't you guys just all line up next to each other at urinals to compare?

The only thing we compare is who can go the highest with their stream.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Stand or sit to wipe?

Wipe?

 

[Gralin]

Don't you guys just all line up next to each other at urinals to compare?

why else would we take a ruler to the toilet with us?

 

[Freofalcon]

In the mens at work there are 5 cubicles and 4 urinals.

In my opinion they should be filled in this order:
1 or 5, then 3, then 2 or 4.

Urinals should be filled 1 or 4, then 2 or 3.

I always seem to go for 5 when all of them are available and some campaigner comes in and walks past 1, 2 and 3 empty and sits down in number 4.


Please don't sit next to me when you're pooping if there are other viable options. Does everyone else abide by these rules or am I just weird?

I like to sit in the cubicle next to someone and play toilet battleship.

"F5"

*Plop*

"Did I hit your aircraft carrier?"

 

[Scotland]

I'm less concerned about people shitting in a cubicle near me as I am people who don't understand the concept of 'leave it how you found it'.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

exactly its for candy crush and big footy

People still play that?

 

[Scotland]

If I am pissing and you are pissing, you may talk to me. If I am washing my hands and you are washing your hands, you may talk to me.

If I am pissing and you are not or vice versa, or either one of us or both is in a cubicle, please kindly STFU.

 

[Firestarter]

Closest one that's vacant. Couldn't give a toss about anyone else unless they want to compare.