Toilet Humour

[deled3]

Since bad tastes jokes is gone i really need somewhere to post my favourite breed of humour.


What is the difference between a cat shit and a human shit?



- You eat cat shit off the lawn and human shit out of the bowl.



What do you do if you piss your pants?


- Take off your pants, suck the piss residue from the pants and then sniff the piss stains.

 

[scooterb]

Subscribed.

 

[Ochre]

bad taste jokes arent gone

sone genius started another thread

 

[pacemaker]

so much more funny when your.... funny stuff hahahahahahaha

 

[josephbell86]

whats black and sits on the flooor a paraplygic in a house fire

 

[BarneyBent]

Why are lesbians lousy boxers?

Because they think five fingers is a fist.

 

[Moo]

Just like I told the original author of the first Bad Jokes Thread I don't appreciate threads like this ....it is a disgrace and you guys should be ashamed.

 

[cats2rise]

This isnt humour...

This isnt funny in the slightest.

 

[laugha07]

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

 

[pacemaker]

I still have a laugh because the jokes are so bad. Still a laugh more of less

 

[jonesa07]

no ryan

 

[TigerAntho]

What happens when its midnight?

All toilets turn into toilet wolf

 

[chantu]

so much more funny when your.... funny stuff hahahahahahaha

hahahaha

 

[Adrian Shelton]

What happens when its midnight?

All toilets turn into toilet wolf

I ****in pissed myself when i read that

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Hey, so where did you get your clothes? At the toilet...store?