Tom Hawkins is so fat...

[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat...when he got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number

Tom Hawkins is so fat...I took a picture of him last year and it's still printing

Tom Hawkins is so fat...that his official job title is spoon and fork operator

Tom Hawkins is so fat...that when he walked past the TV I miss three episodes

 

[Dustys Chopstick]

Tom Hawkins is so fat… that the sharks get full before they get through 1/10th of his gut.


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[MacStradbroke]

Tom Hawkins is so fat… that the sharks get full before they get through 1/10th of his gut.


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[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat…that his belt size is equator

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat…and old, that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking him to move out of the way.

 

[Smedts_2]

Tom Hawkins is so fat that he’s the reigning AA captain and reigning premiership player.

Is that the correct answer? Not sure how to play this game, it’s sort of weird.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat that he’s the reigning AA captain and reigning premiership player.

Is that the correct answer? Not sure how to play this game, it’s sort of weird.

Tom Hawkins is so fat... he ate your mum and wasn't full

 

[Dustys Chopstick]

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No way I need you to keep posting Pokimane gifs. She’s so fine.


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[Dustys Chopstick]

Tom Hawkins is so fat…and old, that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking him to move out of the way.

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[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat...when he takes a shower, his feet don't get wet

 

[Dustys Chopstick]

Tom Hawkins is so fat… that he can fit a plumber in his plumbers’ crack.


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[STPer18]

Loves eating Pies.

Our call of Tom Hawkins tearing apart the 2011 Grand Final - Triple M Footy AFL

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[Footy Is The Win]

Loves eating Dick.

That's nice

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tom Hawkins is so fat...when he got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number

Tom Hawkins is so fat...I took a picture of him last year and it's still printing

Tom Hawkins is so fat...that his official job title is spoon and fork operator

Tom Hawkins is so fat...that when he walked past the TV I miss three episodes

Tom Hawkins is so fat… that the sharks get full before they get through 1/10th of his gut.


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View attachment 1586971

Tom Hawkins is so fat…that his belt size is equator

Tom Hawkins is so fat…and old, that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking him to move out of the way.

Tom Hawkins is so fat... he ate your mum and wasn't full

No way I need you to keep posting Pokimane gifs. She’s so fine.


Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

Tom Hawkins is so fat...when he takes a shower, his feet don't get wet

Tom Hawkins is so fat… that he can fit a plumber in his plumbers’ crack.


Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Tom Hawkins is so fat ..... when he gets in the ocean Tasmania disappears

 

[catscratchfever]

All the better so he that can crush his opponents when he "accidentally" falls on top of them. Hard lard hurts.

Suffer in your jocks, opposition worms

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat ... when he goes skydiving they call it night

 

[Del183359]

Tom Hawkins is so fat he had to have his ears pierced so the rest of the family could watch TV.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat... he went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, they asked him what size and he said the one on the roof

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tom Hawkins is so fat, when sits around the house he literally sits right around the house.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins is so fat... I bumped into him and said "Sorry, my mistake.", and he said "No I don't want to miss the steak?"

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tom Hawkins is so fat, his belly button gets home 15 mins before he does.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tom Hawklins is so fat, when dracula sucked his blood he got diabetes.

 

[Coach_Required]

Tom Hawkins is so fat that BOM had to name each of his farts.

 

[Coach_Required]

Tom Hawkins is so fat he uses google earth to take a selfie