Think Tank Tom Jonas Sack Watch

[frggr]

With the obsession Richmond senior players have with other people's genitals showing no sign of abating, will Gil and Michael Christian have the testicular fortitude to rub Jack Riewoldt out for his testes tickle? Or will it be a kiss on the dick and a $500 fine?

Stay tuned for the inevitable melts either way, right here on Tom Jonas Sack Watch and in the meantime, have your say with our Official Tom Jonas' Sack Watch Poll.



Observant posters will note that Jack's number, number 8, looks like a set of balls - coincidence? We think not!

 

[Greenery]

Poor guy had been deprived of his teammates penises since the whole Chol dilemma and Dimma told them it wasnt't on. He just wanted a cheeky tug, a shame Jonas is so frigid. Mind you he himself has been pampered by the attention of his teammates his whole career.

 

[crazywildhorse]

These incidents strongly allude to certain players being well endowed in terms of the size of their reproductive organ.

 

[frggr]

These incidents strongly allude to certain players being well endowed in terms of the size of their reproductive organ.

GWS Giant, Adam Kennedy, likes this:

 

[ChappyUK]

It looks like players have been enjoying their own company a little bit too much.

 

[frggr]

It looks like players have been enjoying their own company a little bit too much.

When Richmond requested the services of a "wood worker" in the hub the AFL naively thought they meant a carpenter

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Holding the balls, free kick Port.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

With the obsession Richmond senior players have with other people's genitals showing no sign of abating, will Gil and Michael Christian have the testicular fortitude to rub Jack Riewoldt out for his testes tickle? Or will it be a kiss on the dick and a $500 fine?

Stay tuned for the inevitable melts either way, right here on Tom Jonas Sack Watch and in the meantime, have your say with our Official Tom Jonas' Sack Watch Poll.

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Observant posters will note that Jack's number, number 8, looks like a set of balls - coincidence? We think not!

Make your own screen caps, flog

 

[frggr]

Make your own screen caps, flog

Keep reaching for those rainbows

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

My understanding is that the AFL are looking at two options to solve the problem.

Solution 1: make the tuggers wear these


Solution 2: make every player playing the Tuggers wear these

 

[A Cut Above]

Trent can wear one of these & Brooke can have the satisfaction of keeping the key in her purse

 

[Stronzo]

Trent can wear one of these & Brooke can have the satisfaction of keeping the key in her purse

In her purse or bush wallet?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Keep reaching for those rainbows

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

My understanding is that the AFL are looking at two options to solve the problem.

Solution 2: make every player playing the Tuggers wear these
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How is that going to help Mabior?

 

[frggr]

No further news to report. We'll let you know as soon as anything comes in

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No further news to report. We'll let you know as soon as anything comes in

Translation: Waiting for someone to post something I can plagiarize because I am a lazy campaigner

 

[frggr]

Several striking charges for Richmond, 0 weeks given (Jack Riewoldt, Martin, Pickett). Boooooo!

 

[the avoca drover]

Several striking charges for Richmond, 0 weeks given (Jack Riewoldt, Martin, Pickett). Boooooo!

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That Uncle Steve bloke at headquarters is a good fella.

 

[SaltPeter]

Several striking charges for Richmond, 0 weeks given (Jack Riewoldt, Martin, Pickett). Boooooo!

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Hang on. So Jack's been sanctioned for going the squirrel grip before ..

Rihcmunt have problems

 

[FISTO]

Gets off with a slap on the balls

 

[Smithy7]

 

[leobarryustar]

How much more groin contact occasioning sexual assault does the world have to put up with from Pell's Tigers? Reopen the Royal Commission.

 

[frggr]

How much more groin contact occasioning sexual assault does the world have to put up with from Pell's Tigers? Reopen the Royal Commission.

Absolutely spot on.