Roast Tom Jonas you ****ing idiot

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ZakLee

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Can't argue with the title of this thread. His stupidity may have cost us this game! Hope he enjoys the summer.
 

Jojay

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Gotta say it don't look good for Trengove if he couldn't get in the team for a final with Jonas out
 

JAlexG

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Lol how about our midfield getting slapped. Boak hardly sighted in the first 3 quarters.
Wines disposal is almost cringeworthy.
* Voss off.
 

Power Girl

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Let's line him up and shoot him.

He alone is responsible for our year. WTF Tom Jonas why didn't we end up top 4 with a spare game? - your fault.

WTF Tom Jonas why did we kick so many points?- your fault.

WTF Tom Jonas why did you chose Impey?

WTF Tom Jonas why did you choose to watch Eagles players mark instead of trying to contest.

WTF Tom Jonas why did you make us so short and have such a dysfunctional forward line? You will go straight to hell for that.

Damn right this is all down to one player. Let's trade him for a bag of chips that'll teach him. Waves fist at clouds.
 

HinkleysHeroes

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What's to discuss? He plays we win. We had many paths to victory and cluster****ed them all from selection night onwards, but that doesn't change his suspension was a path to victory denied.

Should cop a fine from the club.
What was the co cluster fun from selection night?
 

Power Girl

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Remember when impey was 20m on his own in the forward 50 and stuffed up a regulation chest mark?
shush now we are burning Tom Jonas at the stake.

It couldn't possibly be the 22 players out there or their ******* useless coaching staff.

Stay with the script. Tom Jonas you are responsible for making the little baby children cry
 

croweyrocks

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Try and replace a like for like and then Darling wouldn't have looked like the 2nd coming of Wayne Carey ffs. Piss off Ken!
 
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Remember when impey was 20m on his own in the forward 50 and stuffed up a regulation chest mark?
Sorry for the intrusion on a tough night but cannot really see what all the hype is or was about Impey, he fumbles too much, avoids body lining the ball when he needs to and doesn't kick it too well.

The dropped chest mark was poor as was the fumbled handball receive he spilled when you guys were on the burst through the middle at another point, just momentum killing and energy sapping.
 
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Sorry for the intrusion on a tough night but cannot really see what all the hype is or was about Impey, he fumbles too much, avoids body lining the ball when he needs to and doesn't kick it too well.

The dropped chest mark was poor as was the fumbled handball receive he spilled when you guys were on the burst through the middle at another point, just momentum killing and energy sapping.


Panicked like a drunk driver after a car crash.
 
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