Tomma-Pork

[themarkedman72]

Using Bosk's logic .

nah DT this is the bay where you can accuse other people of doing stuff or using tactics you do yourself without flinching...everyone on here does it...the point scoring war of attrition that is the bay just rolls on and the best adjective wins.

 

[Copernicus]

Tomma-Pork? I'm going to put the OP's age as <=14. Mental or Physical age, either applies.

Anyways, back to your regularly scheduled shit-fest.

 

[themarkedman72]

porkins is spudding it up against gws bigtime tonight.

lucky for him horlan-smith and cam guthrie are even worse.

 

[PoidaCat]

porkins is spudding it up against gws bigtime tonight.

lucky for him horlan-smith and cam guthrie are even worse.

horlan-smith and guthrie killed it.

if they were aboriginal the commentators would've been blowing their loads.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

porkins is spudding it up against gws bigtime tonight.

lucky for him horlan-smith and cam guthrie are even worse.

Struggler.

 

[gazzas army]

horlan-smith and guthrie killed it.

if they were aboriginal the commentators would've been blowing their loads.

This is so true its not funny................

 

[themarkedman72]

cam guthrie finally kicked a goal, LULZ.

 

[Bosk]

Looks like Porkins kicked a whopping 2 goals against the Coasters. Must've been a tough game for the kid against GC's superlative defensive....

Fitting result for a player of his calibre.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

cam guthrie finally kicked a goal, LULZ.

You know when Dwayne Russell said 8 attempts, he was joking, right?

 

[themarkedman72]

You know when Dwayne Russell said 8 attempts, he was joking, right?

first ever goal for the cats.

Not hard to see from his absolute inability to kick that he needed a straight in front 20 m out to finally just sneak one in.

you have good kids, Motlop fer instance, but this kid is a spud

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

first ever goal for the cats.

Not hard to see from his absolute inability to kick that he needed a straight in front 20 m out to finally just sneak one in.

you have good kids, Motlop fer instance, but this kid is a spud

You didn't watch the game then?

 

[themarkedman72]

You didn't watch the game then?

not the last quarter, I see u improved late, was an awful game.

tune in to fox at half 3 they are showing another snore fest form tassie

 

[MOONEY 21]

jesus christ you hawks are obsessed with us. You Know every player, every debutant, everything.

I cant even name half the hawks list, thats because i dont watch hawks games because they dont interest me whatsoever. I dont like the club at all, therefore i dont watch them.

Say what you want, Youre obviously fixated with a side that plays more attractive football than the side you follow. You watch every game with a magnifying glass, in awe of a side that demonstrates how to reach your potential.

Why do you watch a side so closely when you so called hate us so much?

Answer me that.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Looks like Porkins kicked a whopping 2 goals against the Coasters. Must've been a tough game for the kid against GC's superlative defensive....

Fitting result for a player of his calibre.

Like a bloke that dominated the AA CHB in the GF in front of 100k plus TV viewers is going to give a shit about a practice match against the Gold Coast

 

[themarkedman72]

jesus christ you hawks are obsessed with us. You Know every player, every debutant, everything.

I cant even name half the hawks list, thats because i dont watch hawks games because they dont interest me whatsoever. I dont like the club at all, therefore i dont watch them.

Say what you want, Youre obviously fixated with a side that plays more attractive football than the side you follow. You watch every game with a magnifying glass, in awe of a side that demonstrates how to reach your potential.

Why do you watch a side so closely when you so called hate us so much?

Answer me that.

yes we do and that is why we post here every day....I will take that back handed compliment, thankyou

 

[Boxhead_31]

jesus christ you hawks are obsessed with us. You Know every player, every debutant, everything.

I cant even name half the hawks list, thats because i dont watch hawks games because they dont interest me whatsoever. I dont like the club at all, therefore i dont watch them.

Say what you want, Youre obviously fixated with a side that plays more attractive football than the side you follow. You watch every game with a magnifying glass, in awe of a side that demonstrates how to reach your potential.

Why do you watch a side so closely when you so called hate us so much?

Answer me that.

The Maybloomers just can't get over 1963.

Christ Bloomers it's been 49 years build a bridge and get over it

 

[FurTheWin]

I love these old threads
This is like the origin story of "Hurrr, Tummy Porkins"
And I would venture to say that Tom's legend has only grown larger this last decade.
And Hodge turned out to be a decent half back, but no Joel.
And Cam Guthrie and Mitch Duncan worked their off for the Cats for another ten years and their '22 were richly deserved.

And that Doc Brown guy was pretty angry.
He always seemed so nice in the films.

 

[STPer18]

The five-timer. The three-timer. The eleven-timer. The seven hundred sixty-six timer. The current reigning captain of the People's Team.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Gotta love Handbagger fans bumping 11 year old freds to deflect from their current season

Considering that it took Porkins a decade to play in another flag, going to have to say Dermy was absolutely right

Flogstradamus tag please mods

 

[STPer18]

He'll knock over 800 goals next year, throw in the fact he irreversibly broke Collingwood and Sydney in the 2011 and 2022 Grand Finals respectively. It's an honour and a privilege for ALL of us to watch the future hall of famer go about his business.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Aww, 800 goals

How cute

 

[STPer18]

If Tom Hawkins

26

Tom Hawkins

Age

37

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

retired today he'd be 3rd on Collingwood's all-time goal kicking list. 131 years of history and Big Tommy would be on the podium, and that's in the era of zone defences. What a champ!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If Tom Hawkins retired today he'd be 3rd on Collingwood's all-time goal kicking list

How embarrassing that he needed 30 more games than Coventry to be nowhere near him

You're right - he should retire in shame