Re: Tony Shaw reckons Bombers can win the Flag this year
"Cosmologist, prominent physicist, all-round polymath and world Yo=yo champion, Tony Shaw, tonight stood by his startling comments.
In an exclusive for Big Footy, Shaw spoke at length about footy, the underlying forces buffeting the world financial markets and about exciting new developments in his quest for a quantam computer.
"I was just chatting to Stephen (Hawking) about it today,"Shaw said from his laboratory strewn with broken clocks and rusted car bodies, "footy is not a simple game... it's a game of chess, a cosmic dance."
Shaw sat back, lit a Winfield Red and took a long swig on his Woodstock and Cola can, "people try to make the game too simple. The idea is to confuse your opponent, blind 'em with science so to speak. It's like going down to Cash Converters, unless you've worked out your sums first, you're going to get stiffed. Playing finals is exactly like that".
The interview ceased when Shaw took a phonecall and muttered, "got to go mate, I've gotta bet on the net".