Autopsy Top 5 goals of all time ( drunk version )

[stEdy]

From that same Wonna v Fremantle game.

That was the goal that really got the comeback going. I was at that game and definitely one of my all time favourite Dees matches - we were so garbage back then that every win really mattered. Thought about leaving at HT but for some reason stuck around. Never heard a louder crowd of 19,000 people.

Davey doing it all himself and a fantastic call "this will bring the roof down and it's not the dome!"

<3

 

[Oceanlabxo]

that davey goal where he jukes about 4 players and runs into the 50 and drills it

what a freak

 

[booshboy]

Davey hitting Neitz at the top of the square Q4 of the elimination finals vs St Kilda to put us in front.

 

[mrmonkey]

Davey hitting Neitz at the top of the square Q4 of the elimination finals vs St Kilda to put us in front.

Forgot about that, saints liked a good choke back then.

 

[00Stinger]

Jeff Farmer

Jeff Farmer

Age

46

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.2

3star

v Hawthorn at Waverly in about 98ish

I especially like this because I was there. Growing up in the western suburbs it was the only time I ever caught public transport out to Waverly and it was a ******* almost 2 hour trip. My mate and I were in high school caught a bus to Footscray station, then a train to the city, then another train out to some station I have never been to again in my life and then another bus to the ground. It ******* pissed down rain that day and was freezing cold, we got absolutely drenched sitting on the s**t wooden seats at the ground

Dees belted Hawthorn that day

Farmer kicked that unreal ******* goal

Then Farmer belted Crawford and got suspended

Great times

Then we had to treck a couple of hours home

 

[00Stinger]

Any one remember the one where Jeff Farmer

Jeff Farmer

Age

46

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.2

3star

was playing one of his first gams and took a mark on the edge of the goal square, instead of kicking the goal he handballed over the top to Garry Lyon who didn't expect it and he only just kicked the goal. Garry wasn't impressed

 

[mrmonkey]

Jeff Farmer v Hawthorn at Waverly in about 98ish

I especially like this because I was there. Growing up in the western suburbs it was the only time I ever caught public transport out to Waverly and it was a ******* almost 2 hour trip. My mate and I were in high school caught a bus to Footscray station, then a train to the city, then another train out to some station I have never been to again in my life and then another bus to the ground. It ******* pissed down rain that day and was freezing cold, we got absolutely drenched sitting on the sh*t wooden seats at the ground

Dees belted Hawthorn that day

Farmer kicked that unreal ******* goal

Then Farmer belted Crawford and got suspended

Great times

Then we had to treck a couple of hours home

My old man said his first trip to Waverley Park. He thought it was close to Glen Waverley station. It pissed down rain all day or at least to and from the ground which is a 90 minute walk. It's a shame that they never had a train line down there.

 

[Bluelegs]

Jeff Farmer v Hawthorn at Waverly in about 98ish

I especially like this because I was there. Growing up in the western suburbs it was the only time I ever caught public transport out to Waverly and it was a ******* almost 2 hour trip. My mate and I were in high school caught a bus to Footscray station, then a train to the city, then another train out to some station I have never been to again in my life and then another bus to the ground. It ******* pissed down rain that day and was freezing cold, we got absolutely drenched sitting on the sh*t wooden seats at the ground

Dees belted Hawthorn that day

Farmer kicked that unreal ******* goal

Then Farmer belted Crawford and got suspended

Great times

Then we had to treck a couple of hours home

I don't understand the public planning process that went into building Waverley. Seemed like a stadium that was built specifically with driving in mind which is probably the least popular way to get to the footy, half an hour out of the cbd with good traffic then it just so happened to be in a hotspot for the worst weather in the city. No wonder no one ever wanted to go there.

 

[ImissFrosty]

I forgot one
Trent Rivers

24

Trent Rivers

Age

22

Ht

188cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

4.7

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.0

4star

MG

171.3

3star

D

10.7

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

4.7

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.0

3star

MG

171.3

3star

D

10.7

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

4.7

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

171.3

3star

match winner Vs GWS 2020

 

[jhong]

I don't understand the public planning process that went into building Waverley. Seemed like a stadium that was built specifically with driving in mind which is probably the least popular way to get to the footy, half an hour out of the cbd with good traffic then it just so happened to be in a hotspot for the worst weather in the city. No wonder no one ever wanted to go there.

Waverly was planned to be a 150000 stadium with a train line or tram line down the freeway to the ground . Once they shelved the rail line the stadium never progressed past the first stage. Think the mcc and politics all had a hand it as well .

 

[Bluelegs]

Waverly was planned to be a 150000 stadium with a train line or tram line down the freeway to the ground . Once they shelved the rail line the stadium never progressed past the first stage. Think the mcc and politics all had a hand it as well .

150k seat stadium is very ambitous. Anyway you'd probably want to build the public transport first in future.

 

[jhong]

150k seat stadium is very ambitous. Anyway you'd probably want to build the public transport first in future.

It was very ambitious. Still I saw David Bowie out there so there was that . Don’t believe another stadium will be built in Victoria anyway now .

 

[00Stinger]

My old man said his first trip to Waverley Park. He thought it was close to Glen Waverley station. It pissed down rain all day or at least to and from the ground which is a 90 minute walk. It's a shame that they never had a train line down there.

I remember it taking hours to get out of that car park after a game too

My old man would be losing his s**t

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[TheDarkDwarf]

Jeff Farmer v Hawthorn at Waverly in about 98ish

I especially like this because I was there. Growing up in the western suburbs it was the only time I ever caught public transport out to Waverly and it was a ******* almost 2 hour trip. My mate and I were in high school caught a bus to Footscray station, then a train to the city, then another train out to some station I have never been to again in my life and then another bus to the ground. It ******* pissed down rain that day and was freezing cold, we got absolutely drenched sitting on the sh*t wooden seats at the ground

Dees belted Hawthorn that day

Farmer kicked that unreal ******* goal

Then Farmer belted Crawford and got suspended

Great times

Then we had to treck a couple of hours home

Mate I lived about 30 minutes from Waverley and I hated going to the friggin' joint, even watching World Series Cricket was a pain, although that was great cricket.

 

[DemonZombie_001]

I remember it taking hours to get out of that car park after a game too

My old man would be losing his sh*t

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Or get on one of the Buses and inside the humidity was Alcohol !! Footy back then really put me off drinking until later in life.

 

[00Stinger]

* we are old campaigners talking about a stadium that hasn't been around for 20+ years

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[Simon_Says]

could actually include Flash in all of my goas of all time, the candy sell v Freo in 08? in the second best comeback of all time

My favorite from Flash was on the boundary V Geelong Checkside at the .50 second mark

 

[Simon_Says]

that candy though

 

[GatesOfHell]

Lyon’s snap to win the 1988 Elimination Final at Waverley vs West Coast.

Never heard a collective roar like it from the Demons faithful before or since.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Waverly was planned to be a 150000 stadium with a train line or tram line down the freeway to the ground . Once they shelved the rail line the stadium never progressed past the first stage. Think the mcc and politics all had a hand it as well .

Spot on mate, when Sir Kenneth Luke thought he could limit the "control" the MCC had over the VFL, ie, revenue the idea started, but when the Gov't of the day reneged on building a rail line out to the stadium it was always going to die.

 

[El Gringo]

 

[JP2]

Some I remember that haven't been mentioned yet.

This one from 1989, the first season I followed AFL. I had this match taped on VHS and must have watched it 100 times, and I'll always remember this goal:



This bicycle kick from Allen Jackovich. Surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet:



Which reminded me of this goal:



Which reminded me of this goal:



And more recently, I've always felt like this goal has been criminally underrated. In terms of difficulty, perhaps the best Melbourne goal I've ever seen:

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Jakovich bicycle kick vs Nth at the G
Hunt torp vs Adelaide in the Alice
Farmer torp on the run vs Hawthorn after starting the possession chain at half back at Waverley
Leoncelli from Schwarz vs the crows to win the game at football park
Adem Yze

Adem Yze

Age

46

Ht

187cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

5.2

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

0.6

1star

T

0.6

3star

's checkside vs Freo from the forward pocket at the G that defied logic

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Actually no this is best cause its everything I love about the game in one piece of play

 

[Apostrophe]

Gawn v Geelong 2021
Watts vs Collingwood 2017
Hannan v Geelong 2018
Travis Johnstone

Travis Johnstone

Age

43

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.6

4star

K

12.7

5star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.3

4star

CL

1.1

3star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

0.8

3star

vs Adelaide 2002 semi
Allen Jakovich vs Collingwood 1993 (any of the 9!)