Top 5 Worst Websites

[ElitePunter]

1) Reddit
Hivemind. Circlejerk. Overused, tired old memes. Image macros. Too much social justice bullshit.

2) Twitter
If you're an average Joe like me and you tweet about your day or give your 2 cents on things such as the Israel-Gaza conflict, you're a 100% certified egotistical flog. Nobody gives a **** about what you have to say. I hate how nearly every TV or radio show reads out people's tweets now. Get ****ed.

3) tumblr
Hipsters and fat chicks getting whiteknighted by beta losers. If you can get through all the shitty Doctor Who, Sherlock and Star Trek gifs, there's some good stuff there. Too much check your privilege bullshit.

4) 9gag
I don't need to write anything for this.

5) NeoGAF
So much autism. Neckbeards trying to be cool by saying "dude" and "bro" and swearing every sentence. A lot of social justice bullshit as well.

 

[kanye_best]

i think sites like reddit and tumblr are too vast to generalise. you've only described a certain sub-section of each site.

i'd add buzzfeed to your list.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

OP must be fun at parties.

 

[ElitePunter]

OP must be fun at parties.

Yeah, because I don't have autism.

 

[Plugger35]

Aussiefooty

 

[kanye_best]

Yeah, because I don't have autism.

does it make you feel better hanging shit on people with mental conditions?

 

[ElitePunter]

does it make you feel better hanging shit on people with mental conditions?

Yes

 

[kanye_best]

Yes

so edgy. so brave.

 

[ElitePunter]

so edgy. so brave.

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=kanye+west+autism

 

[kanye_best]

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=kanye west autism

not sure why you've bothered with this
i don't have the same hang ups about mental conditions that you do.

 

[ElitePunter]

not sure why you've bothered with this
i don't have the same hang ups about mental conditions that you do.

All I'm saying is that I can easily pick up the autistic tendencies and idiosyncrasies of people who fall on the autism spectrum.

 

[kanye_best]

All I'm saying is that I can easily pick up the autistic tendencies and idiosyncrasies of people who fall on the autism spectrum.

 

[Gough]

The AFL website is lumbering piece of shit, but then my default position is to expect disappointment from any collaboration between Telstra and the AFL.

 

[ElitePunter]

The AFL website is lumbering piece of shit, but then my default position is to expect disappointment from any collaboration between Telstra and the AFL.

Good get. It's been rubbish as far back as I can remember it.

At least I can see videos on their site this year without something going wrong.

 

[Quivorir]

Top 3 only show content you chose. You don't like it because you don't know how to use it.

 

[Floor Pie]

Thought I'd put in the standard "Bigfooty" response!



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Edited by ant_ @1:05

 

[ElitePunter]

You don't like it because you don't know how to use it.

Sure I do. I just think that they're largely worthless and that the world would be a better place without them.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Alternative thread title:

"I hate fun and people"

 

[kanye_best]

Alternative thread title:

"I hate fun and people"

OP definitely has a huge chip on his shoulder about something

 

[ManWithNoName]

OP definitely has a huge chip on his shoulder about something

Not enough retweets/reblogs for a particular pun he put a lot of time into.

 

[ElitePunter]

Alternative thread title:

"I hate fun and people"

Lets see what's on the front page of Reddit today:

1) ice cream cone with chicken it - how exciting
2) sloth princess - old, tired meme
3) shampoo bottles with words scratched off - hehe, 'poo' is in 'shampoo'
4) verizon customer fakes death to get out of contract - who cares
5) dog gif - who cares
6) a guy and his girlfriend opened a book shop - WHO ****ING CARES

I'm not going to bother going through the rest. Those are the 6 best and most popular things the community has created today. Honestly.

 

[PAdman]

I agree with everything you've posted. I've had an account for everything except tumblr and 9gag and I'd rather die before making an account on those two so I'm well versed in this list. The only people who use tumblr are social justice warriors and feminists who hate men.

This is doing the rounds and sums up tumblr perfectly.

Alternative thread title:

"I hate fun and people"

MWNN stop, this is what you are being now.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Lets see what's on the front page of Reddit today:

1) ice cream cone with chicken it - how exciting
2) sloth princess - old, tired meme
3) shampoo bottles with words scratched off - hehe, 'poo' is in 'shampoo'
4) verizon customer fakes death to get out of contract - who cares
5) dog gif - who cares
6) a guy and his girlfriend opened a book shop - WHO ******* CARES

I'm not going to bother going through the rest. Those are the 6 best and most popular things the community has created today. Honestly.

So don't go there? I don't "get" Reddit. So I don't go there.

See how easy life is?

 

[ManWithNoName]

I agree with everything you've posted. I've had an account for everything except tumblr and 9gag and I'd rather die before making an account on those two so I'm well versed in this list. The only people who use tumblr are social justice warriors and feminists who hate men.

This is doing the rounds and sums up tumblr perfectly.

MWNN stop, this is what you are being now.

I would never wear that colour tshirt. Doesn't match my eyes.

 

[BILC]

For what it's worth, that ice cream cone chicken looks delicious.