Totally nuffy things you have done or will do now that we have won a premiership (finally)

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My order finally arrived, including cheeseboard! It's surprisingly large (or not if you actually read the measurements). Needs oiling but looks nice.
I broke and ordered a cheeseboard. Originally I thought I might give it to a family member for Christmas but I think I will likely keep it and give everyone Clayton Oliver socks. Again
 

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Tatts booked lads, haven't heard the buzz of the gun in a long time so this will be sweet. Any one bought the blu-ray yet? Wondering if the quality will be higher than the DVD, the kayo replay is poor quality
 
I broke and ordered a cheeseboard. Originally I thought I might give it to a family member for Christmas but I think I will likely keep it and give everyone Clayton Oliver socks. Again
Flipped to the non branded side it'd be no different to any other board, if you didn't want your guests to realise you're a nuff.
 

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Flipped to the non branded side it'd be no different to any other board, if you didn't want your guests to realise you're a nuff.
I think the ship “not a nuff” sailed some time ago. I reckon it’s best if I overdo it and hope that people think I’m being ironic in some way
 

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Kudos to people getting tattoos, that's next level nuffy which I will never reach. If I was to get one it would just be the monogram say premiers 2021 and it wouldn't have any colour and would be small. Anyway I've seen some pretty nuffy tattoos on social media which is again next level nuffy.
 

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Kudos to people getting tattoos, that's next level nuffy which I will never reach. If I was to get one it would just be the monogram say premiers 2021 and it wouldn't have any colour and would be small. Anyway I've seen some pretty nuffy tattoos on social media which is again next level nuffy.
This is literally the exact tattoo I'm getting
 
I want this logo:
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with 2021 in place of MELBOURNEfc
 

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I want this logo:
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with 2021 in place of MELBOURNEfc

Love it, I reckon I drew that logo so many times that by 14 I had perfect it. Probably drew my own 'tattoos' of that as well. This is probably the logo I feel most connected to as it's what I most associate with being a kid. Just a head of this

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This is literally the exact tattoo I'm getting
I’m designing mine (with difficulty) but I want something that nobody has. I’m leaning towards a premiership cup silhouette, “every heart beats true” in cursive and a 2021 in there somewhere
 
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Just make sure you leave enough space to add the years of all the other flags we're about to win

I‘m already concerned about what happens to my arms should we win any more flags
 

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I will get a tattoo once puberty hits and I get those muscles I was promised.
Puberty is overrated I reckon. I was told that I would “grow into myself”. I don‘t fully know what that means except I’m dead certain it never happened
 
Well you buggers, I am going to hold the Cup - nay, the Grail - at the 12.30 session at the Sports Museum. I will be wearing my Royal Blue Dees jumper - with the arms stupidly ripped off - from 1985 to let them know that I am hard-core. Who else is joining me?
 

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Nuffff alert: In a highly inebriated state I will now watch the greatest 20 minutes in Australia sports history.

I have a question not related to the pants thing. If you have Melbourne merchandise particularly premiership merchandise, what's it like nuffying it up in the states by wearing Melbourne gear, I would imagine no one would have a clue what is going on.
 
I have a question not related to the pants thing. If you have Melbourne merchandise particularly premiership merchandise, what's it like nuffying it up in the states by wearing Melbourne gear, I would imagine no one would have a clue what is going on.
I wore a Dees jumper to a Cowboys game. No one even commented.
 

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I wore a Dees jumper to a Cowboys game. No one even commented.

I was just thinking about how you see footy nuffies at international events, sometimes not even involving Australia. Watching cricket highlights this morning made me think about this, saw a supporter wearing that horrible yellow Brisbane clash strip from around 2005. I remember seeing some random hawthorn supporters at the tour de France, where they there supporting Cadel Evans dunno. Probably doesn't seem so odd at a sporting event. But if you were at the local mall in some town in the USA would you get a reaction if you wore a premiership hoodie.
 

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Well you buggers, I am going to hold the Cup - nay, the Grail - at the 12.30 session at the Sports Museum. I will be wearing my Royal Blue Dees jumper - with the arms stupidly ripped off - from 1985 to let them know that I am hard-core. Who else is joining me?
I'm taking my two boys in on Sunday the 21st, the 10am session. Waited my whole life to lift this thing! I can't wait!!
 

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