Think Tank Touk Vs Zorko--Who are you rooting for?

Socrates2

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TOUK MILLER
23yo,
Height 178 cm (5 ft 10 in),
Weight 81 kg (179 lb).
Position ; Bench warmer/ Tagger

VERSUS

DAYNE ZORKO

Date of Birth
9 February 1989 (age 30)

Height
175 cm (5 ft 9 in)
Weight
74 kg (163 lb)
Position(s)
Midfielder / forward

These two midgets hate each other .Is Zorko a sook or is Touk another talentless cheating tagger? Is it a combination of the two? Does anyone outside of Queensland care? Will we ever see a proper punch on between the two? Which player roots around on his partner? Will they shake hands or will it be another comical to and fro? Is it just a beat up to increase attendance figures in god's own country?

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I'm not "rooting" for anyone because that would mean I am having sex for one of them. If I'm going to have sex at my age, it's all about me, not them.
Secondly, take your Americanisms and shove them up your Zorko. This is destroying the very fabric that this country was built on you asshole!
 

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I'm not "rooting" for anyone because that would mean I am having sex for one of them. If I'm going to have sex at my age, it's all about me, not them.
Secondly, take your Americanisms and shove them up your Zorko. This is destroying the very fabric that this country was built on you asshole!
Thankyou for the refreshing post.The 'rooting ' was meant as a humorous double entendre .I agree that too many Americanisms are already in our languague. In fact if I buy a loaf of bread and the vendor says 'thankyou so much' ,I always say 'just say thanks'.
"Thankyou so much" is something you say if someone offers condolences for a death of a family member or if someone has just saved your life.It is typical of the superficial American way of talking.Furthermore can Mason effing Cox stop telling Australians how to conduct Anzac Day service,the last thing we want is over the top nationalistic reverence for some poor bloke wearing a uniform, showing respect is enough.
 
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