I'm breaking out the popcorn, watching other clubs acting like children who are simply unable to delay their own gratification. Some of the trade scenarios are mind-boggling. What the hell is Collingwood doing, for instance? And Geelong? Seriously, what the...? And St Kilda continues to chase just about everyone who becomes available. I am very comfortable with the Bulldogs' strategy. It's intelligent, calculating and thoroughly professional. I have every confidence that the crack team, both on and off the field, who delivered us the 2016 premiership know exactly how to build a fantastic list in the right way. And not like some other teams, who are really throwing a little white ball into the roulette wheel - or worse, scrambling madly for the life raft. Flapping about in the waters of trade week creates a lot of foam. Isn't it nice that we can watch the developing frenzy from a banana lounge on the beach!