Watts is practically identical to Dan Aykryod from Trading Places
Watts was the number one pick and the golden child for nearly a decade at Melbourne. All of a sudden the Dukes brothers (I would imagine exactly like the Melbourne board) have made a bet that a less fortunate player may perform better than him and now he is out on the street.
Watts will be feeling down in the dumps and life will be tough although he will get to look at Jaimie Lee Curtis’s boobies. But after that this will happen at the Melbourne best and fairest.
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Then later Watts will have received his wake up call and lucky enough to be given another chance at Collingwood. Now he won’t be the golden child but just a bloke who has been given another chance at a club. He will be scared and nervous and wanting to try harder than ever to fit in. Unfortunately this will mean that at Halloween he will deeply offend Harry O.
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But then in 2018 once it is business time again, Watts may realise that this change was what he needed to finally live up to what he is capable of. And just like Heath Shaw, being TRADED TO PLACES may be the kick that finally gives him what he needs to have a strong career at another club and make Melbourne wish they never let him go
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