Live Event Trade Radio 2024

[Lore]

Seems obligatory to have a thread of this.

11-1 today is Twomey interviewing reps of every club as they arrive at Marvel for day 1 of the trade period.

 

[MisterMarcus]

We need a Trade Radio Nuffie Caller Bingo:

* Someone proposes a top team trade a bunch of spuds and journeymen to a bottom team for one of the best picks. "They get 3-4 players to help the rebuild for the price of one pick!"

* Someone proposes a needlessly complicated megatrade for a deal that can be easily done between two parties alone.

* Someone proposes a ridiculously biased trade in favour of the club they support.

* Someone establishes a set of clear 'principles' (buying club must pay up big time, selling club should let a player go for unders)....which mysteriously reverses once they're discussing their own club.

* Someone wastes time going into extraordinary detail on an impossibly unlikely scenario ("Richmond get Oliver and Smith in the PSD for free!").

* Someone proposes a deeply-thought out and intricate trade for a player who's a UFA.

* Someone forgets how Father/Son and Academy works.

 

[HairyO]

Years ago I gave it a try for a couple of hours. It was an hour of ads and an hour of guesses, none of which turned out to happen.

 

[SplintWhisky]

We need a Trade Radio Nuffie Caller Bingo:

* Someone proposes a ridiculously biased trade in favour of the club they support.

* Someone establishes a set of clear 'principles' (buying club must pay up big time, selling club should let a player go for unders)....which mysteriously reverses once they're discussing their own club.

* Someone wastes time going into extraordinary detail on an impossibly unlikely scenario ("Richmond get Oliver and Smith in the PSD for free!").

Does Kane Cornes count as a Caller for Trade Radio? Pretty sure he has done these 3 already.

 

[Jeremias]

We need a Trade Radio Nuffie Caller Bingo:

* Someone proposes a top team trade a bunch of spuds and journeymen to a bottom team for one of the best picks. "They get 3-4 players to help the rebuild for the price of one pick!"

* Someone proposes a needlessly complicated megatrade for a deal that can be easily done between two parties alone.

* Someone proposes a ridiculously biased trade in favour of the club they support.

* Someone establishes a set of clear 'principles' (buying club must pay up big time, selling club should let a player go for unders)....which mysteriously reverses once they're discussing their own club.

* Someone wastes time going into extraordinary detail on an impossibly unlikely scenario ("Richmond get Oliver and Smith in the PSD for free!").

* Someone proposes a deeply-thought out and intricate trade for a player who's a UFA.

* Someone forgets how Father/Son and Academy works.

That’s all sorted by the end of the first morning. What about the rest of the week?

 

[hawkinoz]

Anyone who recaps here the rarest of rare trade info found btw ads will be doing God's work.

Saves rest of humanity from the screeching ads.

Do post their guessess too so we can laugh

 

[Gavin Excell]

Have any trades been finalised yet?

 

[janty]

Is the List Manager Terry Wallace still on it?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Have any trades been finalised yet?

I honestly wouldn't expect any proper trades to be done for a couple days yet. The only one I can realistically see being done today is Darling to North for Pick 60 something since it's pretty much already been agreed to.

 

[TBM]

Adam Cooney

Adam Cooney

Age

40

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187cm

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83kg

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Fwd

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Last 5

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21.7

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11.5

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10.2

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4.0

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2.7

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0.8

4star

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10.2

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6.6

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3.6

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2.6

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2.0

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0.8

4star

has the easiest job in the world. Make up completely unrealistic fantasy mega-trades every day.

 

[PenAndPaper]

Adam Cooney has the easiest job in the world. Make up completely unrealistic fantasy mega-trades every day.

All he has to do is make them very one sided and everyone takes the bait boosting the engagement for it.

 

[Red Bull]

Bundy Rendell was my favourite.
A few years ago he had 17 teams making the final eight in his forecasts for the next season.
Great stuff

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Adam Cooney has the easiest job in the world. Make up completely unrealistic fantasy mega-trades every day.

I actually think that would get really hard past day 10

 

[MarcMaverick]

Does anybody have a Compilation of Cooneys Crazy Trades?

 

[Moo]

 

[M Malice]

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Surely Cooney is just taking the piss with that one.. LOL!

 

[perplexed]

Okay. Which one of you clowns just rang up to say that Clayton Oliver

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Clayton Oliver

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

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Mid

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Last 5

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27.8

5star

K

9.5

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HB

18.4

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M

3.2

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6.3

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CL

6.3

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D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

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HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

was having his Human Rights abused?

 

[tigerwill]

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What an idiot. Someone should sew his lips together. How do these idiots get paid to do these shows?

 

[Bald]

I understand why Tom Morris has a gig, he's a journalist, clearly he's good at what he does.

Why Hannerbery though? Bloke is just one contradiction after another.

 

[Foxman98]

Volkano has been a fantastic addition,

07/10 PM: Clubs need to be more ruthless with contracted players
08/10 AM: Daniel and Macrae played VFL and Sub trade them for nothing despite their contracts you don't want them

(Also after R0 this year "Why did Melbourne trade Grundy for a packet of chips")

 

[Greendogg5]

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Take out Coleman and I think its actually ok

 

[Foxman98]

I understand why Tom Morris has a gig, he's a journalist, clearly he's good at what he does.

Why Hannerbery though? Bloke is just one contradiction after another.

11am-1pm about the only listenable hours

 

[MarcMaverick]

Okay. Which one of you clowns just rang up to say that Clayton Oliver was having his Human Rights abused?

Anybody got the Audio for it? God what a plonker.

 

[MisterMarcus]

On the Geelong board, we've got several pages where users have ended up debating Bible verses because they're so bored.

Still more interesting than anything coming out of Trade Radio so far.

 

[Barrybran]

On the Geelong board, we've got several pages where users have ended up debating Bible verses because they're so bored.

Still more interesting than anything coming out of Trade Radio so far.

And on the fifth day, Gary created life