Analysis Trade week in gifs and memes

[Steve Dore]

Here Chris, I'll trade you these delicious second round picks for that crummy old future first round pick.

Ext thret plz, "furture"

 

[Pappagallo]

KH (in a frustrated tone): Hamish, why won't you consider a trade to Victoria?

HH (wearing full kit): You got a question, you ask the 8 ball!



David Puddy

 

[David Puddy]

KH (in a frustrated tone): Hamish, why won't you consider a trade to Victoria?

HH (wearing full kit): You got a question, you ask the 8 ball!

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David Puddy

Ken: Are you going to be here for the next 4 years, and wear that number 8 the whole time?

Hammer:

 

[Alberton Proud]

CD arriving for Trade Talks this morning

 

[Dalfino]

Can we just have a thread for the entire offseason in gifs and memes? I feel like I would be able to cope with Port a little bit better if that was in my life.

 

[manureid]

CD when he walks in to the trade room..... but then the negotiations start

 

[Peck]

Can we just have a thread for the entire offseason in gifs and memes? I feel like I would be able to cope with Port a little bit better if that was in my life.

 

[Schulzenfest]

[Chris Davies and Jason Cripps at the end of season 2017 when Port finishes bottom 8]
Davies: How does this work, Jason?
Cripps: The good picks keep moving in a circle.
Davies: But- But we don't have any good picks. All we have is this [holds up names of list cloggers]. How does this work, dude?
Cripps: I don't know. I thought you-
Davies: What? I thought you were on top of this!
Cripps: You're the one that came up with the plan!
Davies: Did I come up with this plan?
Cripps: Last year, dude, with the top four list and the-
Davies: Oh, I blacked out that night.
Cripps: s**t, dude! I've been following your lead!
Davies: Oh, Jesus. Oh, s**t.
Cripps: Okay, so we have no players with currency and no first round picks. There's still something we can do. That's still a list management strategy somehow.
Davies: How does GWS do it? They've got a complicated system worked out and I cannot begin to understand it.
Cripps: How does self-sustaining trading work?
Davies: I don't understand how trading works, much less some sort of a self-sustaining trading strategy… I don't understand how contracts work.

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Cripps and Davies burst into Gold Coast and Hawthorn's O'Meara trade discussions tomorrow:

Cripps and Davies: Scam, scam! This guy's a liar! You're getting scammed!
Scott Clayton (GC list manager): Hey, what's going on here?
Cripps: I'll tell you what's going on.
Davies: We are saving these people from two years of draft pick rape.
Clayton: Oh, hey, if you want your fourth rounder back, all you have to do is say so. Look, you just, uh, sign this release form, pay a 2017 second rounder penalty fee, our #67 will shift back to you, and then you're free and clear.
Davies: That's it? All we've got to do is sign the document? Can we do that?
Cripps: Yeah, does that mean we get our first round pick back?
Clayton: Oh, no, no, I'm afraid I can't help you there. That pick swap was ironclad. I'm just relieved you didn't see the old ... opt-out clause.
Cripps: Wait a second. He just subtly motioned to this document here-- opt-out.
Clayton: Oh, no. Oh, crap, I've said too much.
Davies: "Trader may opt out of the trade within 72 hours for one-time cancellation fee of Ollie Wines."
Clayton: You figured it out.
Cripps: You didn't think we were gonna see this, but we outsmarted you.
Davies: Yeah. We're a couple of foxes. All right, you got got! So suck on that little piece of sweetness.
Clayton: Should have known better than to get involved with a couple sharks like you two.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Genuinely requires no caption.

 

[Schulzenfest]

 

[David Puddy]

CD: Three draft picks within the top 30!

Port fans: Yay!

CD: All Right! Yeah, well, I guess I'll be on my way

TV: Those two extra picks inside the top 30 have cost Port it's first rounder for 2017.

Port fans: Hey, …

CD: Huh?

Port fans: … that's not a good deal

CD: Yeah, maybe not technically, but …

Port fans: You said we'd be aggressive in the trade period and trade out up to 13 players.

CD: Oh, come on. Guys! That's just as good!

 

[Grave Danger]

Still half an hour for CD to pull something out of...the fire

 

[bomberclifford]

Still half an hour for CD to pull something out of...the fire

Mods. Lock the thread.

There is no way this will be topped.

I am in tears.

 

[manureid]

Still half an hour for CD to pull something out of...the fire

Is he putting something in, or taking something out??

 

[bomberclifford]

Still half an hour for CD to pull something out of...the fire

IT LOOKS LIKE THE PLAZA IN FRONT OF ETIHAD!!!

 

[Magpiespower]

So, SOS, why did you knock back every single Crows trade offer for Gibbs?

 

[RossFC]

Who called CD "George" on the youtube video on the clubs channel?

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Freo's Trade week.

 

[proman_x]

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

funniest ever:

 

[brad the brain]

CD when he walks in to the trade room..... but then the negotiations start

LMFAO I love it when his shoes fly off

 

[Powerstufff]

Donation sought for goodbye present for Cam O'Shea

 

[Grave Danger]

Donation sought for goodbye present for Cam O'Shea