Trade Week- Speculation Thread

[Footypie32]

I have it on good authority the "the clown" will be traded to "the bogans" and will change name and avatar to reflect the comings and goings, the disloyalty, and the all around sausage-festiveness of the SFA.

I also have it on good authority that croweater 41 DREAM TEAM BUFF BoshtrichBurger Footypie32 Danger in Texas WAG dirtybird hdecure and myself will be breaking off at the end of the season to create a new team called the Southern Sharks...

Wait, what?

#amidoinitrite?
#inb4someonetakesitsrsly
#officialruour
#hatersgonnahate

"News just in", Mt Buller plan on adding yellow to their strip...





Probably not.

 

[Andonis1997]

I can confirm someone has approached me for Wingman advice.

I declined.

 

[DemonJim]

I can confirm someone has approached me for Wingman advice.

I declined.

Good... otherwise they would have been lead astray...
how could you give good wingman advice?

 

[MP_]

Swamprats are seeking Port only players which has thrown a massive spanner in some dealings.

 

[Gee Dub]

I speculate that the Bombers captain will be at another club in the second half of the season.

 

[iBeng]

I speculate that the Bombers captain will be at another club in the second half of the season.

I speculate Ill break your legs.

 

[beez]

I speculate that the Bombers captain will be at another club in the second half of the season.

Did you get kicked out of Nikah Allah Strip Club again?

 

[DeeWong6996]

I speculate Ill break your legs.

Subtle.

 

[MP_]

Did you get kicked out of Nikah Allah Strip Club again?

the ankles on those arab women are hot

 

[Gee Dub]

the ankles on those arab women are hot

Are you calling me a woman?

 

[Danoz]

I speculate Ill break your legs.

You coming to the Dragons Beng?

the ankles on those arab women are hot

I'm more a toes man

 

[DeeWong6996]

You coming to the Dragons Beng?
I'm more a toes man

Toes are overrated. Nails are where it's at

 

[MP_]

Are you calling me a woman?

let me see your ankles

 

[iBeng]

You coming to the Dragons Beng?
I'm more a toes man

I havnt even had so much as a fruit basket from your PR people.

 

[akkaps]

Toes are overrated. Nails are where it's at

Hand? Foot?

 

[iBeng]

Hand? Foot?

mouth?

 

[akkaps]

mouth?

Teeth?

 

[iBeng]

Teeth?

Connected to the @JawBone

 

[akkaps]

Connected to the @JawBone

Sorry, I don't sing.

 

[Danoz]

I havnt even had so much as a fruit basket from your PR people.

Ljp86 boncer34 The Filth Wizard get on this. Fruit basket, stat.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ljp86 boncer34 The Filth Wizard get on this. Fruit basket, stat.

I send him fruit baskets every week.

He told me once he hates fruit.

 

[Gee Dub]

let me see your ankles

I'm not allowed to show them. Unless you get me drunk.

 

[DeeWong6996]

I'm not allowed to show them. Unless you get me drunk.

Ew, a frigid.

 

[iBeng]

Ew, a frigid.

Tis culture, good sir.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Why would Bengwatkins need a fruit basket?

I thought I was all he needed