Mega Thread TRAINING REPORTS

[Arcassius]

Cold and alone, I made my way to the club rooms where I found Salim Malik watching training from a bench seat near the change rooms, right behind the player's drinks tent.

I've always associated Salim with that bench seat - it's where I first met him and where we used to watch training together. The stand is a new thing

 

[UFO Tatsu]

Well I wandered the required 30kms down to training today. At first I thought, what a waste of my stinking time, but then I found myself swanning through the doors of Culley's Tea Rooms like I owned the joint. Half a sausage roll later I knew I hadn't wasted my time at all.

you walk 30kms ?!?
makes these training report more gold
thanks mate

 

[salim malik]

Nothing much to add to Harrys report very low key session although I did ask Crowls if he pinched and got an emphatic no expletive way
Also we enquired about Sandi and Pav and were told not this week.Might be a smoke screen but looks unlikely.Micky was also asked about his face and said he should be right but probably part of the same smokescreen
Hilly did look sore in his light jog but fingers crossed he will be OK

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Well I wandered the required 30kms down to training today. At first I thought, what a waste of my stinking time, but then I found myself swanning through the doors of Culley's Tea Rooms like I owned the joint. Half a sausage roll later I knew I hadn't wasted my time at all.

It's a long way to the shop if you want a Culley's sausage roll!

 

[yakka man]

It's a long way to the shop if you want a Culley's sausage roll!

I thought all you boys rode down to Culleys on the back of a ute! Walking seems a bit suss...

 

[Harry Reems]

you walk 30kms ?!?
makes these training report more gold
thanks mate

Well I would exactly call it walking. More like..... er...um.....driving... I guess, for want of a better word.

 

[UFO Tatsu]

Well I would exactly call it walking. More like..... er...um.....driving... I guess, for want of a better word.

still good effort !!!

 

[Harry Reems]

I've always associated Salim with that bench seat - it's where I first met him and where we used to watch training together. The stand is a new thing

Actually Salim mentioned you today Arcassius. It must have been the fact that we were sitting on the bench their right next to the players entrance which jogged his memory. He said that you used to ride your bike down to training.

 

[Arcassius]

Actually Salim mentioned you today Arcassius. It must have been the fact that we were sitting on the bench their right next to the players entrance which jogged his memory. He said that you used to ride your bike down to training.

Haha yeah that's right salim malik who was the older guy that also used to sit up there - in his faded cap? I keep forgetting his name

 

[salim malik]

Haha yeah that's right salim malik who was the older guy that also used to sit up there - in his faded cap? I keep forgetting his name

Phil is his name ,he was there this am and is always good for a laugh and a whole heap of info most of which you couldnt post on here. He hates WC more than KPR

 

[Arcassius]

Phil is his name ,he was there this am and is always good for a laugh and a whole heap of info most of which you couldnt post on here. He hates WC more than KPR

Phil. thanks He's a great guy, and really lively in talking about the team

 

[Harry Reems]

Phil. thanks He's a great guy, and really lively in talking about the team

Phil is certainly not shy is approaching the players is he?

They obviously know him and don't seem to mind replying to his questions.

 

[Harry Reems]

Salim will check in today and I will be there tomorrow folks, however this just in. (Kent Brockman voice)

Michael Barlow just running laps at #dockers training, no Mundy at the moment @DockerTalk @We_Bleed_Purple

Barlow's bold bid for selection

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/-/afl/17754989/barlows-bold-bid-for-selection/

 

[freo1]

Geesus. Talk about Elephant Man!

Still a bit of swelling there for Micky B!

 

[E Shed]

If anyone can do it Mick can.

 

[Seppo]

That photo in the article reminds me of the 'Yip yip' martians from Sesame Street the way his jaw is so far out of wack:

Really don't see him getting up with week

 

[salim malik]

20 on the track this morning having a very light run,19 of them played Sunday and this will make the Sepp jiz, Jesse was the 20th .You would have to say that the boys out on the track this morning would be part of the squad for Sat
Missing from those who played Sun were Barlow,Croz and Mayne. Mundy wasnt sighted

 

[salim malik]

PS to the above post I got there 9.30 so the missing boys might have already left the track

 

[jedi mind tricks]

20 on the track this morning having a very light run,19 of them played Sunday and this will make the Sepp jiz, Jesse was the 20th .You would have to say that the boys out on the track this morning would be part of the squad for Sat
Missing from those who played Sun were Barlow,Croz and Mayne. Mundy wasnt sighted

Can you please explain this. I'm not sure what you mean by 'make the Sepp jiz'.

 

[salim malik]

Can you please explain this. I'm not sure what you mean by 'make the Sepp jiz'.

Jesse is Seppos love child am I right ,so Jess training with the AFL squad and the possible injuries to Mundy and Mick there is the slight Chance that Jesse could be the chosen one to replace one of them so hence the Jizz in reference to Seppo

 

[Seppo]

Can you please explain this. I'm not sure what you mean by 'make the Sepp jiz'.

I could explain it, but I'm too busy grabbing for another tissue box at work.

Love your work salim malik1

 

[freoextra]

Nice to see Mick out there but there is no way we would play him in that condition. Swelling will come down in time, brave effort and all that, but see ya next week Mick.

 

[Freo Dr]

Before Seppo needs to grab another box of tissues from the supply cupboard isn't Jesse still under match review for a strike during a tackle in the WAFL?

Also would be gobsmacked like MickyB if JC was next in line for a call up ahead of Sutty, Shero and Michie.

 

[freo1]

Jesse was cleared (given a reprimand only) by the WAFL tribunal.

Continue "jizzing"

 

[Andy Brennan]

Before Seppo needs to grab another box of tissues from the supply cupboard isn't Jesse still under match review for a strike during a tackle in the WAFL?

Also would be gobsmacked like MickyB if JC was next in line for a call up ahead of Sutty, Shero and Michie.

Maybe De Boer to the middle and Jesus Christ to the defensive forward spot?