Transfer discussion thread

[chef]

God no. Anyone but that fraud.

Batshuayi is available

 

[Magma]

Sergio Gomez official on a 4 year deal, gets the 21 shirt and presumably will become starting left wing back. And he doesn't have long hair to be pulled on

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Batshuayi is available

We aren't helping you out with your frauds either. Except maybe Ziyech if the price is right. £25m suits everyone I think. It is the United way. We need a Keeper, Right Back, Striker, a 6 and probably an 8. So we'll naturally buy a right winger and people will say Ten Hag has been backed.

 

[Cruyff14]

Sergio Gomez official on a 4 year deal, gets the 21 shirt and presumably will become starting left wing back. And he doesn't have long hair to be pulled on

So how do you guys line up now?

Where does that leave Cancelo and Walker?

 

[hawkman]

Batshuayi is available

Have you got a recall clause for Lukaku in case United want to buy him again?

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Have you got a recall clause for Lukaku in case United want to buy him again?

Arsenal may be interested. Touch of a rapist passes to actual rapist.

 

[Magma]

So how do you guys line up now?

Where does that leave Cancelo and Walker?

the same for the time being I'd imagine, Gomez probably gets bedded in slowly

 

[chef]

We aren't helping you out with your frauds either. Except maybe Ziyech if the price is right. £25m suits everyone I think. It is the United way. We need a Keeper, Right Back, Striker, a 6 and probably an 8. So we'll naturally buy a right winger and people will say Ten Hag has been backed.

Zyiech is a fraud sorry mate. We'll be happy to take 10m for him just to get his wages off the books.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Zyiech is a fraud sorry mate. We'll be happy to take 10m for him just to get his wages off the books.

That is his market value but I'm sure we will end up paying £50m

 

[chef]

 

[Jatz]

Done and dusted. 20m

That is ****ing disgusting.

 

[hawkman]

Done and dusted. 20m

Can't be true. United would somehow manage to get him at no less than 50m

 

[Frank Bunn]

As much as I'd love to for the lols Barkley isn't being sold to anyone in the Prem, sounds like his contract will be paid out and he'll find himself a Championship club.

Frank is keen on Gilmour or Gallagher. But as we are already down 2 CMs already Gallagher is probs going to be a starter for us for a while. Maybe they should ask for CHO.

Gilmour is Championship standard. I reckon Barkley could do a job in a lower Premier League team like Everton.

Chelsea still need a centre forward. Ronaldo might be the answer.

 

[chef]

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Chelsea still need a centre forward. Ronaldo might be the answer.

Tuchel wants PEA

 

[DBAH0]

Diop replacement.

 

[DBAH0]

Well wouldn't this be something....

 

[DBAH0]

 

[DBAH0]

 

[Bradesmaen]

Well wouldn't this be something....

Yes please

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Standard Joel Glazer

 

[DBAH0]

Standard Joel Glazer

And also standard Joel Glazer....

 

[DBAH0]

 

[chef]

It'd have to be a WR for a CB or they'll tell us to piss off again.

 

[pantskyle]

And also standard Joel Glazer....

Standard Joel would have signed him on the high wages.

 

[joop]

Really think we should be going after him, Bamford won’t play more than 10 games.