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Movie Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) - Directed by Michael Bay. Release day June 22!

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The grey scale looks retro, notice the image isnt sharp? kinda like how we used to watch tv in the 80s.



Production starts next month.

Transformers: The Last Knight opens in U.S. theaters on June 23rd, 2017, followed by the Bumblebee spinoff on June 8th, 2018, and Transformers 6 on June 28th, 2019.
 

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I wish Michael Bay wasn't directing (been saying that for about 3 movies now).

We know exactly what to expect. Just hoping for as little petty, irrelevant human character sub plots as possible (again, have been saying that for the last 3).
 
We know exactly what to expect. Just hoping for as little petty, irrelevant human character sub plots as possible (again, have been saying that for the last 3).

Won't happen. They will recycle the same plot again for the 4th time.

The movie will start with a Optimus monologue about the transformers mission, background and fate of humanity crap.

Aerial shots with helicopters and orchestra music.
Military.
American Flags.
Ass shot.
Product Placement.
New racial stereotype transformers.
Military betrays the transformers.
Slow mo scene and screaming of someone's name as they die violently (but no blood, PG-13!)
Dog humping joke.
Shit and piss jokes.
Military and transformers resolve their differences and work together for....
...the big finale involving city streets, bash'em crash'em transformers, lots of bullets and explosions and bullshit situations involving humans taking down the robots.

Overall plot will centre around some previously undisclosed transformer artifact or history that by some miracle relates to Earth and the idiots that inhabit it.

Could play bingo with these movies.
 
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Won't happen. They will recycle the same plot again for the 4th time.

The movie will start with a Optimus monologue about the transformers mission, background and fate of humanity crap.

Aerial shots with helicopters and orchestra music.
Military.
American Flags.
Ass shot.
Product Placement.
New racial stereotype transformers.
Military betrays the transformers.
Slow mo scene and screaming of someone's name as they die violently (but no blood, PG-13!)
Dog humping joke.
Shit and piss jokes.
Military and transformers resolve their differences and work together for....
...the big finale involving city streets, bash'em crash'em transformers, lots of bullets and explosions and bullshit situations involving humans taking down the robots.

Overall plot will centre around some previously undisclosed transformer artifact or history that by some miracle relates to Earth and the idiots that inhabit it.

Could play bingo with these movies.

perhaps they can take the batman/superman, and capt USA civil war route and explore guilt and angry associated with human collateral damage. wait, i think transformers has done that already?
 

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Won't happen. They will recycle the same plot again for the 4th time.

The movie will start with a Optimus monologue about the transformers mission, background and fate of humanity crap.

Aerial shots with helicopters and orchestra music.
Military.
American Flags.
Ass shot.
Product Placement.
New racial stereotype transformers.
Military betrays the transformers.
Slow mo scene and screaming of someone's name as they die violently (but no blood, PG-13!)
Dog humping joke.
Shit and piss jokes.
Military and transformers resolve their differences and work together for....
...the big finale involving city streets, bash'em crash'em transformers, lots of bullets and explosions and bullshit situations involving humans taking down the robots.

Overall plot will centre around some previously undisclosed transformer artifact or history that by some miracle relates to Earth and the idiots that inhabit it.

Could play bingo with these movies.

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Won't happen. They will recycle the same plot again for the 4th time.

The movie will start with a Optimus monologue about the transformers mission, background and fate of humanity crap.

Aerial shots with helicopters and orchestra music.
Military.
American Flags.
Ass shot.
Product Placement.
New racial stereotype transformers.
Military betrays the transformers.
Slow mo scene and screaming of someone's name as they die violently (but no blood, PG-13!)
Dog humping joke.
Shit and piss jokes.
Military and transformers resolve their differences and work together for....
...the big finale involving city streets, bash'em crash'em transformers, lots of bullets and explosions and bullshit situations involving humans taking down the robots.

Overall plot will centre around some previously undisclosed transformer artifact or history that by some miracle relates to Earth and the idiots that inhabit it.

Could play bingo with these movies.

Spot on except for regular borderline pornographic shots of slo motion explosions. And some full blown racist stereotypes.
 

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