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r dub 19

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"Had an amazing night out with my girlies!!!"

Translation

"We got hit on by plenty of guys and received free drinks all night.




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"Yeah it was pretty good, went for a good 5-10 minutes"

Translation

"I nutted in around 3 minutes and she pretended it was good"





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"Yep everything is running smoothly"

Translation

"LOL, I got one of the apprentices to give it a 5 minute check, you'll be back in a month
 

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"Is she hot?
"umm yeah she's pretty"

Translation

"she's a 5 at best but I don't want to sound like a bitch by saying she's ugly"
 
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It was pretty rash, I landed a 360 fakie and then jumped the funbox. Yeah and it was in front of this hot chick too, I got her number as well.

Translation:

I actually can't ride a skateboard and there was no chick.
 
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Girl 1: "Hey what do you think boy x?"
Girl 2: "Ewwww, he's gross. Have you seen his haircut?"
Girl 1: "You reckon? I think he's kind of cute..."
Girl 2:"Yeah he might be if you are the most unpopular person eva!"
Girl 1: "Ye I guess he is a bit grot."

Translation:

Girl 2: (thinks to herself) I want him sooo much!!! :( :(
 
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Girl 1: "Hey what do you think boy x?"
Girl 2: "Ewwww, he's gross. Have you seen his haircut?"
Girl 1: "You reckon? I think he's kind of cute..."
Girl 2:"Yeah he might be if you are the most unpopular person eva!"
Girl 1: "Ye I guess he is a bit grot."

Translation:

Girl 2: (thinks to herself) I want him sooo much!!! :( :(
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LOL spot on :thumbsu:
 

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"I do"

Translation

"I've reached a point in my life where stability and security is incredibly important to me. You have a car a good career and a house. You're nice, caring and somewhat decent looking, I'm even willing to bear the fruit of your loins. But if something better comes along I'm taking half your stuff and leaving you heart broken."
 
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"I do"

Translation

I've reached a point in my life where stability and security is incredibly important to me. You have a car a good career and a house. You're nice, caring and somewhat decent looking, I'm even willing to bare the fruit of your loins. But if something better comes along I'm taking half your stuff and leaving you heart broken.
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Oh lawdddddd

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(from left to right)

Girl 1: You're soooo pretty Girl 2, why am I so fat and ugly? :( :(
Girl 2: NOOOOO!! I am fat you're so pretty and nice
Girl 3: OMG! boy x just sent me a message on Facebook, what should I say!
Girl 1: Tell him you are busy!
Girl 2: Nooooooo!!!! Say hi to him.
Girl 4: I dunno, I dunno!!!!!
Girl 5: OMG! OMG!
Girl 3: Ok I said hi...
Girl 1: ZOMFG!!!!
Girl 4: Don't worry you're a total babe, he will be all over you!
All Girls: YEAH Don't worry you're babin'.
Girl 3: Awwwwwww, thanks guys you're all so awesome!
Girl 4: Nooo you are!
Girl 3: OMG! OMG! He asked me out! What should I say!
All Girls: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Girl 4: Say no, he yuck!
Girl 1: yeh babe you can do so much better.
Girl 3: Yeah you're right he's smelly and ugly!
Girl 5 and 2: Hahah we are going to make fun of him at school.
Girl 3: He logged off guys.
Others: HAHAHHAH

Translation:

Girl 1: You're a f*cking whore, the only reason the boys like you is becasue you have big boobs
Girl 2: Yeah I know I'm hot you're the one who has problems. You have the ugliest nose eva!
Girl 3: OMG! My months of flirting and letting him touch me have worked!
Girl 1: You fugly bitch! You know I like him!
Girl 2: I knew it! The only reason he is talking to you is becasue you let him feel you up in class
Girl 4:You attention seeking bitch!
Girl 5: Yeah well that's what happens when you're a skank
Girl 3: That's right bitches I have all the boys wrapped around my finger and there nothing you can do about it.
Girl 1: You bitch! You're just gonna use him and dump him! He should be mine! :( :(
Girl 4: Don't worry you're a ****, you'll be all over him!
All Girls: YEAH Don't worry you're the biggest f*cking **** eva.
Girl 3: Awwwwwww, thanks guys you're all so much uglier and less popular than I am.
Girl 4: I can't wait for some bitch to slap you, f*cking whoreface.
Girl 3: ahah, He asked me out I'm the queen bee and you all know I am prettier than you!
All Girls: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 4: Say no, he should be mine
Girl 1: yeh you f*cking **** hands off!
Girl 3: I'm gonna reject him to make myself look cool, even though I know he is the best I'll ever get.
Girl 5 and 2: Yes I am going to go to at school and tell him what a bitch you are and how I can make him feel better.
Girl 3: He logged off ****s, probably went to have a cry that's how cut he is.
Others: (in their heads) He'll be mine!
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indieswan96 said:
Girltalk.jpg

(from left to right)

Girl 1: You're soooo pretty Girl 2, why am I so fat and ugly? :( :(
Girl 2: NOOOOO!! I am fat you're so pretty and nice
Girl 3: OMG! boy x just sent me a message on Facebook, what should I say!
Girl 1: Tell him you are busy!
Girl 2: Nooooooo!!!! Say hi to him.
Girl 4: I dunno, I dunno!!!!!
Girl 5: OMG! OMG!
Girl 3: Ok I said hi...
Girl 1: ZOMFG!!!!
Girl 4: Don't worry you're a total babe, he will be all over you!
All Girls: YEAH Don't worry you're babin'.
Girl 3: Awwwwwww, thanks guys you're all so awesome!
Girl 4: Nooo you are!
Girl 3: OMG! OMG! He asked me out! What should I say!
All Girls: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Girl 4: Say no, he yuck!
Girl 1: yeh babe you can do so much better.
Girl 3: Yeah you're right he's smelly and ugly!
Girl 5 and 2: Hahah we are going to make fun of him at school.
Girl 3: He logged off guys.
Others: HAHAHHAH

Translation:

Girl 1: You're a f*cking whore, the only reason the boys like you is becasue you have big boobs
Girl 2: Yeah I know I'm hot you're the one who has problems. You have the ugliest nose eva!
Girl 3: OMG! My months of flirting and letting him touch me have worked!
Girl 1: You fugly bitch! You know I like him!
Girl 2: I knew it! The only reason he is talking to you is becasue you let him feel you up in class
Girl 4:You attention seeking bitch!
Girl 5: Yeah well that's what happens when you're a skank
Girl 3: That's right bitches I have all the boys wrapped around my finger and there nothing you can do about it.
Girl 1: You bitch! You're just gonna use him and dump him! He should be mine! :( :(
Girl 4: Don't worry you're a ****, you'll be all over him!
All Girls: YEAH Don't worry you're the biggest f*cking **** eva.
Girl 3: Awwwwwww, thanks guys you're all so much uglier and less popular than I am.
Girl 4: I can't wait for some bitch to slap you, f*cking whoreface.
Girl 3: ahah, He asked me out I'm the queen bee and you all know I am prettier than you!
All Girls: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 4: Say no, he should be mine
Girl 1: yeh you f*cking **** hands off!
Girl 3: I'm gonna reject him to make myself look cool, even though I know he is the best I'll ever get.
Girl 5 and 2: Yes I am going to go to at school and tell him what a bitch you are and how I can make him feel better.
Girl 3: He logged off ****s, probably went to have a cry that's how cut he is.
Others: (in their heads) He'll be mine!
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