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Female : Do I look good in this outfit?

Male: Nah you look fine in that outfit

Translation
F: Please lie to me and tell me that it looks good on me. Because I need to feel good about myself. It's all about MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

M:Hmm Let us see. Your arse is showing like a full moon.+ Your stomach has to condense in order to fit in to the poor thing of an outfit.+ Your thighs would take 20 or so hours to season and prepare to eat.= Lose at least 20kgs then we can talk about wether or not you will be able to fit in that dress. Stop asking stupid and inane questions that are meaningless in our current affairs, you fat, ugly bitch
 
King Elvis said:
To be fair though, why date a chick that you think is ugly?
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Good point King Elvis. Heres my take.

Your not ugly.

Translation:

I will say that to you for a while in order to not hurt your *ahem* feelings *ahem*. But then it is time to face the truth that you are ugly and would make children cry.

Although the afformentioned scenario of the outfit would fit in 10 years after you marry her and in that decade she would have gotten significantely heavier.
 

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MarcMaverick said:
Good point King Elvis. Heres my take.

Your not ugly.

Translation:

I will say that to you for a while in order to not hurt your *ahem* feelings *ahem*. But then it is time to face the truth that you are ugly and would make children cry.

Although the afformentioned scenario of the outfit would fit in 10 years after you marry her and in that decade she would have gotten significantely heavier.
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Loling, but wtf?

Maybe MM really does have the ass burgers....
 

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