You don't want to do stats junior, we have the highest win rate over 124 years of any club, we've won more finals than any club, been in more Grand Finals than any club (we play a GF every 2.9 yrs on ave) the only 2 clubs with more flags were both caught cheating the cap in those premiership years (evidently the only way to beat us historically is to cheat) we have more hall of famers than any other club and are the most famous club in Australia having won 4 Premierships in a row and the very 1st AFL Premiership.
In fact Collingwood headed the premiership table for over 60 years, longer than all the other 17 clubs put together to give you an idea of the historical dominance and cultural impact!
And if you'd been around as long as me you'd know this is par for the course, I could go back to Tuddy and Thommo holding the club to ransom for a way bigger scandal, but unlike other clubs it doesn't seem to hobble our success, we are so big and so many people from journos to the AFL itself make money off us that we've gotten used to it.
That is also... wonderful for you!
So just between us (friends) , secret like,
....why did you feel the need to join BF and sprout all this Treloar melarky?