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[AlecDuncan]

This palette of click-bait is one of my favourites.

Gary Dhurrkay is indeed no longer with us, but as he was aboriginal, I doubt he was white and blonde.

Former Essendon player Mark Mercuri has surprisingly become two asian dudes with receding hairlines. Individuals self-identifying as twins is definitely leading edge, but I'm sure by next week it'll be the norm.

Apparently former North Melbourne teammates Anthony Stevens and Wayne Carey have buried the hatchet and joined forces to become a bottle of Toilet Duck.

Most disturbingly, it seems the reason we haven't heard from Nathan Ablett (Gaz Jr's bro) lately is because he has been kept prisoner in Fritzl's basement in Austria.

 

[thylacine60]

I have to stop clicking on those headlines that say "you won't believe what they look like today" by the time I navigate my way through the myriad pop-ups, false links, arrows going nowhere......I rarely get to the shots of "what they look like today" the screen is just one big toilet and all my annual leave is gone

 

[CFC18]

The thread suggestions never change. I see the same avatars over and over These two have always reminded me of Jack Black and Russell Brand. Along with ODN's Reese Witherspoon and Murph with the pink finger bun though, fair to say I'm pretty sick of them all.

 

[branedotorg]

<-i pay a ransom to make them go away. there's also a special secret forum but i've not been in it for years...

 

[Stig O'Hara]

‘Terror’ ‘Horror’’Graphic’’Nude’

Hit control f to save time.

 

[CFC18]

‘Terror’ ‘Horror’’Graphic’’Nude’

That's me getting changed in front of the mirror in reverse.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

It’s incentivised journalism, which compromises everything cadets swore on the holy beer coaster in any bar on their second day.

Takes too long to read real news....and forget about genuine stories.

A MAFS update, with live updates, as it is updated, with live updates.....

 

[mediumsizered]

Apparently I can get 15% off Surface Pro 6 & Laptop 2 at JB Hi Fi. Problem is, if I take the wife into JB Hi Fi that 15% off will be absorbed by everything else she wants to buy.

 

[Jabba73]

Hard to tell the difference between journalism and marketing these days.

 

[AlecDuncan]

You know you've made it when...

 

[Jabba73]

You know you've made it when...
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Reduced to click bait, which is really just a sub editors attempt at a practical joke.

Say it ain’t so

 

[AlecDuncan]

Salute our first menopausal footballer.

 

[AlecDuncan]

As if things couldn't be worse for Fremantle.

 

[AlecDuncan]

If you're going to hold a press conference to resign at, you may as well go shirtless and oil up for it.

 

[thylacine60]

anyone got a "doctor's are furious" or "this one weird trick" ad? just for old time sake, they are beauts..........

 

[AlecDuncan]

Apparently, she's identifying as a black male and working in a salt works these days. Beats being with Ricky Nixon I guess.

 

[AlecDuncan]

I always knew BT was Grecianing up.

 

[Styxx]

Apparently former North Melbourne teammates Anthony Stevens and Wayne Carey have buried the hatchet and joined forces to become a bottle of Toilet Duck.

That one is hysterical the more layers you peel back on it.

 

[AlecDuncan]

No wonder he's had problems at The Crows - he's been moonlighting as the New England Patriots' quarterback. The poor guy must be knackered.

 

[AlecDuncan]

Even Friday night SBS wouldn't touch this.

 

[thylacine60]

never bump again - after this bump.........

 

[Jabba73]

never bump again - after this bump.........

Agreed






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