Trolling Essendon Cheat Sheet.

[Haduken]

Looks like someone has a misplaced sense of relevance

hey Gordon, where ya been? I was growing worried Morgs had forgotten to install air-holes in your cupboard..

 

[NorthernLights]

hey Gordon, where ya been? I was growing worried Morgs had forgotten to install air-holes in your cupboard..

Always good to jag a stray frother

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

I’m still laughing at the idea of Dean Wallis trying to use Excel

 

[JustaBattler]

Much as I appreciated all the rehashed digs that Carlton supporters have thrown at the EssenDONE's - the reason why no one cares about EssenDONE or Carlton is because Collingwood just won a GF last week.

 

[Spongebob]

I remember when Grug_ used to make threads.

Glory days.

 

[Jesse Custer]

At what point do they become Carlton? No one trolls Carlton anymore because they are about as relevant as BETAMAX.

When does it dawn on Essendon supporters that they are VHS?

It's dawned. Our last finals win is on VHS.

 

[captain blood 17]

Sent from my iPad using righteous Bhodi manpower

 

[vjknight]

Divvy this shit.


Gives it that 2013 feel.

 

[David Schwarz]

I've got my own cheat sheet for trolling Essendon. Feel free to compare and use some of mine:

Zach Merrett’s face is in desperate need of a panel beater

Hurley practices astronomy

Zaharakis drinks lactose free decaf coffee

Bellchambers lathers himself in extra virgin olive oil and watches constant reruns of the sitcom Friends

Heppell failed his test to become a bus driver

Baguley lost a bare knuckle boxing match to a diseased guinea pig

Devon Smith auditioned to be the microphone in the Scorsese film “The Wolf of Wall Street”

Cake Hooker thinks *M*A*S*H* is about a popular side dish

Adam Saad is too short to ride the carousel ride

James Stewart couldn’t hail a taxi from the airport during off-peak hours

Orazio Fantasia spends 6 hours each day researching how to open the carton of milk he bought in 2007

Conor McKenna installed stairwell lighting in his one storey home

Michael Hurley bought a one string guitar from CashConverters

 

[DapperJong]

I've got my own cheat sheet for trolling Essendon. Feel free to compare and use some of mine:

Does Hurls really get into astronomy? Learn something new every day.

 

[Iskender Time]

The saga has to be my go to. No other club and club legend has brought so much disgrace upon themselves. Who likes a cheat.

 

[BRWB]

Old m8 Dapper has always maintained how little he cares about being trolled...and then this thread.

Methinks Old m8 has been broken.

Mission accomplished

 

[DapperJong]

Old m8 Dapper has always maintained how little he cares about being trolled...and then this thread.

Methinks Old m8 has been broken.

Mission accomplished
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I just want threads about Essendon to be funny. This thread has you to thank. Lift.

 

[db swannie]

Question to Kim Jong Il: is it ok then to cut and paste your OP and start a new fred?

ps Cale Hooker’s a spud.

 

[DapperJong]

Question to Kim Jong Il: is it ok then to cut and paste your OP and start a new fred?

ps Cale Hooker’s a spud.

Definitely go with Cale Hooker. And yes you can use anything you want from here. Great idea!

 

[dees arent rabble]

Bombers are so useless even the demons will get a winning streak against them

 

[BRWB]

I just want threads about Essendon to be funny. This thread has you to thank. Lift.

Essendon's chronic failure in itself is amusing. But what is very funny is how arrogant Bummer fans are and how triggered they get when it is pointed out exactly how shit the bummers are. Some Bummers fans even get so triggered that they start long winded freds while at work.

I get that you don't see the humour in it - plenty do m7.

But what do you care, right?

 

[DapperJong]

Essendon's chronic failure in itself is amusing. But what is very funny is how arrogant Bummer fans are and how triggered they get when it is pointed out exactly how shit the bummers are. Some Bummers fans even get so triggered that they start long winded freds while at work.

I get that you don't see the humour in it - plenty do m7.

But what do you care, right?

I care about you man.

 

[vjknight]

I just want........

The ****ing truth

And free money